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breadbocks

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!!
« Reply #2070 on: October 19, 2010, 04:28:29 pm »

Quickly! Absorb Physics before it gets to some other inconvenient location!
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!!
« Reply #2071 on: October 19, 2010, 04:32:28 pm »

Several dozen attempts later...

Hmm. maybe Physics-bearer wouldn't be such a good title. they all seem to be dieing rather fast after becoming it.
Though they could just be random peasants with no talent at all for magic, which would explain it.
But this isn't magic. its what the crazy slowed-down man called part of SCIENCE!!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - !!!
« Reply #2072 on: October 19, 2010, 04:34:53 pm »

If we absorb physics, either we'll be dead or a metamancer whose level was the sixth item when facing a wild MissingNo.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2073 on: October 19, 2010, 04:35:24 pm »

Kill the Physics bearers until the slowed-down man is the bearer. If any of our peasants become it, then just have the Ninja Cats assassinate them. That, or make up an excuse to execute them.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2074 on: October 19, 2010, 04:43:01 pm »

Well, this'll be interesting, you think after seeing The Wizard Who Did It appear instead of yet another peasant.

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Well, he hasn't died yet, and you aren't floating with the stars, so something must have been done.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2075 on: October 19, 2010, 04:44:35 pm »

This is Blacksmith, The right? Or is this the actual Wizard Who Did It?
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2076 on: October 19, 2010, 04:46:53 pm »

yes, tis Sarda.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2077 on: October 19, 2010, 04:47:27 pm »

recruit 4 white mages without attitudes
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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2078 on: October 19, 2010, 04:48:32 pm »

We at least know where he is now.
Can we kill Zion and absorb his powers yet?
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2079 on: October 19, 2010, 04:51:17 pm »

1. We know, but Vix doesn't.

2. there are no trained mages in Reyk Figaro yet.

3. Vix doesn't know where Zion is yet. probably a kinda close fight, though.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2080 on: October 19, 2010, 04:52:12 pm »

Hmm... With physics off, we should spend the time shooting fireballs at things.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2081 on: October 19, 2010, 04:53:45 pm »

You train UnBalanced Pyromancy. The fireballs look like really short, round fiery lasers.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2082 on: October 19, 2010, 04:55:20 pm »

Let's try blasting a few birds out of the sky with rank 2 fireballs so we have something to feed the Cryswarm.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2083 on: October 19, 2010, 04:59:46 pm »

You float up above the birds and fireball them.

Armok, is your aim bad! you aren't used to throwing weightless things, just light but still weighted icicles. You missed all of them, except one wingtip.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Physics-induced Crazyness!
« Reply #2084 on: October 19, 2010, 05:00:40 pm »

Go to our inventory and move our pyromancy skill to sixth, then fight MissingNo.
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