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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #2040 on: October 18, 2010, 08:53:00 pm »
They're all that.
Except Quantum Physics & Aeronautics (SCIENCE!!)
And Armok (Armok)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Criptfeind

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« Reply #2041 on: October 18, 2010, 10:49:46 pm »
I have one suggestion.

Give it's life force to me and I will make this thread 100% more awesome.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2042 on: October 19, 2010, 01:27:32 pm »
Decided, it has been! Vix shall sacrifice Physics atop the altar made of fourth wall rubble to Armok! (the god, not the forumite)
Update incoming.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Armok

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #2043 on: October 19, 2010, 01:41:16 pm »
Umm, those are the same thing.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #2044 on: October 19, 2010, 01:43:24 pm »
whatever.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #2045 on: October 19, 2010, 02:21:29 pm »
You kick Physics in the head, throw it on the altar of the fourth wall, and sacrifice it to Armok!
There is a huge explosion of explosions around the outside of Reyk Figaro, and blood rains down upon the walls and floating island.

You become Superdwarvenly Tough, and a bit stronger than you were before.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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« Reply #2046 on: October 19, 2010, 03:04:48 pm »
Can Vix handle alcohol like a dwarf now?
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #2047 on: October 19, 2010, 03:11:12 pm »
Are you suggesting trying?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Furtuka

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« Reply #2048 on: October 19, 2010, 03:12:46 pm »
First since we don't need the altar anymore lets turn it into a narrativium golem
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Lillipad

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« Reply #2049 on: October 19, 2010, 03:22:48 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on October 19, 2010, 03:11:12 pm
Are you suggesting trying?

Do you want me to be suggesting it?
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« Reply #2050 on: October 19, 2010, 03:31:49 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on October 19, 2010, 03:12:46 pm
First since we don't need the altar anymore lets turn it into a narrativium golem
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #2051 on: October 19, 2010, 03:38:32 pm »
You go and challenge Leader Bridgeforged to a drinking contest. he laughs, but agrees anyway.

...Blagh. Ow. Head. Note? note on your shoulder. huh.

"Good try. not good enough, though!"
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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« Reply #2052 on: October 19, 2010, 03:48:30 pm »
Since that failed horribly let's make the ruins of the Fourth Wall into a mobile golem-shaped tombstone for Physics.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #2053 on: October 19, 2010, 03:51:29 pm »
no, we got a lot farther than before. If we'd completly failed, he wouldn't have bothered even telling us.
You try to make something out of the fourth wall, but it keeps floating apart!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #2054 on: October 19, 2010, 03:52:37 pm »
We are us. We can fix it.
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