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FuzzyZergling

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yelling about Lawns and Cars.
« Reply #195 on: September 18, 2010, 10:26:20 pm »
Keep working that metamancy!
Also, we should plan an expedition to the volcano lands, see if there are any usable car parts.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yelling about Lawns and Cars.
« Reply #196 on: September 18, 2010, 10:31:07 pm »
could always just have it radiate the excess energy out as light.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yelling about Lawns and Cars.
« Reply #197 on: September 18, 2010, 10:32:35 pm »
That would be brighter than the volcano.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yelling about Lawns and Cars.
« Reply #198 on: September 18, 2010, 10:36:51 pm »
Alchemise the stable orb with... The bag of holding. Then run for cover.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yelling about Lawns and Cars.
« Reply #199 on: September 18, 2010, 10:41:35 pm »
You throw the stable orb at the Bag of Hol-
...
Goddamn was that quick! You didn't even get 5 feet away!

You are now a ghost with the same abilities. your room and stuff is still there, but your body is vaporized, along with almost everything in a 5 mile sphere. Your room was teleported to the edge of the massive hole.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Tack

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yelling about Lawns and Cars.
« Reply #200 on: September 18, 2010, 10:53:21 pm »
Don't waste the bag!

Reroute the surplus power to its claws.


EDIT:
DAMN! TOO LATE!


Alright, time to practice mechamancy so we can make a mechanical body for ourselves.
« Last Edit: September 18, 2010, 10:55:31 pm by Tack »
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yelling about Lawns and Cars.
« Reply #201 on: September 18, 2010, 10:55:45 pm »
Not too late. The bag is sitting at the bottom of the hole, 5 mile sphere worth of planet in it.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yelling about Lawns and Cars.
« Reply #202 on: September 18, 2010, 11:07:30 pm »
...ooooooh.

Enter the bag, look for our body.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yelling about Lawns and Cars.
« Reply #203 on: September 18, 2010, 11:11:04 pm »
I'm going to go with that too. Hopefully our heart mightn't have stopped beating yet.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yelling about Lawns and Cars.
« Reply #204 on: September 18, 2010, 11:12:14 pm »
You try to fly into the Bag of Holding, but get confused just looking at it from the inside.
You don't see anything, but you know the stuff is here...
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yelling about Lawns and Cars.
« Reply #205 on: September 18, 2010, 11:24:51 pm »
Hrmm. According to how 'Bag of holding' usually works... How about we just 'Pull our body out'.


That huge chunk of land might be useful later.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yelling about Lawns and Cars.
« Reply #206 on: September 18, 2010, 11:34:07 pm »
You pull out 'your body'.
...
not it.

You pull out 'my body'.
...
Crap. we're not breathing.
How are we supposed to do anything now? You don't feel any of the usual magic in your ghostliness; just some weird futuristic noise that sounds like a mathematician and a "scientist" arguing with a Metamancer.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yelling about Lawns and Cars.
« Reply #207 on: September 18, 2010, 11:38:32 pm »
Pull out CLAW, and use that surplus energy for CPR!



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« Last Edit: September 18, 2010, 11:45:16 pm by Tack »
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

dragnar

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yelling about Lawns and Cars.
« Reply #208 on: September 18, 2010, 11:41:58 pm »
Try to possess our own corpse!
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Yelling about Lawns and Cars.
« Reply #209 on: September 18, 2010, 11:45:05 pm »
OW! fucking...
wait.
that hurt?
*look up*
*look down*
*look at hand*
HUZZAH! that worked! :D stabbing yourself with an overcharged pair of daggers is not something you ever want to do again, though. And Claw is fried.
You quickly bandage yourself up before you bleed to death and die (again).
Owwww.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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