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Author Topic: YOU ARE WIZARD! - The Original!  (Read 213135 times)

RedWarrior0

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #1890 on: October 14, 2010, 04:19:08 pm »

Glug glug glug.
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #1891 on: October 14, 2010, 04:21:55 pm »

But then we won't have any to duplicate.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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« Reply #1892 on: October 14, 2010, 04:22:41 pm »

Pour half of it into a glass. Drink from the glass.
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« Reply #1893 on: October 14, 2010, 04:23:46 pm »

Now, we get the FUN! Drain all but two of the people with talent dry, and then make the last two go out into the woods to fight over who lives, and gets to be the apprentice, and who gets drained, then killed. Once we have the apprentice, deploy a charm that binds him implacably to your will, and none other.
Once this is done, use drained magic to metamance more blue liquid.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1894 on: October 14, 2010, 04:25:44 pm »

If we drained all the people, then why have the Mage School? it was pretty hard to get a bunch of wizards to stay in town.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Lillipad

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« Reply #1895 on: October 14, 2010, 04:27:32 pm »

If we're going to drain mana from anything we might as well make it the elven druids. If not them, then the mana in Yonder Forest.
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hachnslay

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #1896 on: October 14, 2010, 04:39:49 pm »

we do not WANT the mana of a forest ... eeeew.
Use psionics to gauge the skills of the inhabitants, take those that would be most likely to reach level 5-15 of a school and drain everybody  above and below that of magic energy.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #1897 on: October 14, 2010, 04:42:21 pm »

The druids dieing might upset the sport-dwarves, but...
You go over to Yonder Forest and start draining the earthen mana from the forest, and the elven druids by proxy.
You feel something inside yourself and immediately stop and expel all your remaining magic, a mentor's warning rising to the top of your memory as you pass out in mid-air (but don't fall, since the air is somewhat magically charged now)

"Vix, never mix anything with metamana. no one knows what will happen, except that all 2 times it happened, it was bad."

Metamancy does not usually play well with other kinds of mana, except in some cases.
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hachnslay

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #1898 on: October 14, 2010, 04:44:11 pm »

Wake UP!


also: good night
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Aklyon

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Wha?
« Reply #1899 on: October 14, 2010, 04:48:46 pm »

Blah.
The forest is still down there?
huh.
Ugh, headache. probably should just go to bed and do more tomorrow, and figure out the blue flask goop.


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« Reply #1900 on: October 14, 2010, 04:50:19 pm »

>Code OMG!!: rghipa42yq7uh!!!!
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« Reply #1901 on: October 14, 2010, 04:50:56 pm »

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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #1902 on: October 14, 2010, 04:51:48 pm »

>Code OMG: HitTheDeck!
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« Reply #1903 on: October 14, 2010, 04:54:04 pm »

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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #1904 on: October 14, 2010, 04:54:32 pm »

We're a godly metamancer, why wouldn't we?
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