COMMAND OVERLOAD. POTENTIAL FOR CROSSED LINES INCREASING.
Estimate> Maximum potential of ninja cats
P = Ninja/Cat^2. for cat ninja, Cat = P/Ninja^2.
Identify> Method of fusing magic power orbs into flesh
Last entry: "Waste of power. I could do more with robots, if I had a robot maker."
Estimate> Threat level of demigod
Medium-rare with a side of potatoes, please...
ERROR, lines crossed. answer not relevent, please potato salad.
Identify> Techniques for destroying or binding incorporeal spirits
"I'm not a priest! Go away!"
Estimate> Maximum potential of highly trained flying squirrels
Not much, geneforged mega birds are much more effiencient for flight.
Identify> Methods of binding spirits to living tissues
Default answer already crop rotation lava plumed. Blarsn'ei!
Identify> Methods of removing souls from bodies
ERROR, corrupted answer file. press any broken button to continue.
Identify> Methods of disrupting sympathetic connections
Sympathy not defined in dictionary, ignoring typo.
Estimate> Maximum threat level of secret organization composed of 100 level 10 psionics/level 8 metamancers
None, there are no secret orginizations. They fear master.
Identify> Method of communication between cryswarm units
Why would I tell you? you are *frumple*.
Identify> Method of disrupting electromagnetic connections
Tomato + Coconut = Silliness.
Estimate> Threat level of hostile level 17 metamancer
Very oregano, moscovite inflammatory moo-ing.
Identify> Methods of artificially creating souls
Error, cannot continue. the sheep are *happy campers* while house is oranges and apples and the crossed are wires completely.
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You wake up.
You broke it with too many commands! it spewed gibberish instead of the last error message! references to a space game with weird-talking aliens!