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Lillipad

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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1170 on: September 27, 2010, 07:18:11 pm »
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Quote from: Lillipad on September 27, 2010, 07:12:12 pm
Forget waiting then. Trace the mana back to the elf that enchanted it. Launch the Ice Boulder to where it leads.
No. If we do this, we do it right. Ice-6 that ass.

I assumed ice-6 WAS a giant boulder of ice you launch at the target.
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« Reply #1171 on: September 27, 2010, 07:19:10 pm »
You sense 300, nay, 298 Elven Druids. you see a dwarf heading to town with the two corpses.

Ice-7 is Frost Nova. why would it go from a giant boulder to a cryo-nuke?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #1172 on: September 27, 2010, 07:21:14 pm »
I see your point... What's frost-6 then...?
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« Reply #1173 on: September 27, 2010, 07:24:02 pm »
idk.
I know what Ice-9 is, but so does everyone who knows 8-bit theater.
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« Reply #1174 on: September 27, 2010, 07:25:35 pm »
We'll make frost-6 the equivalent of a giant absolute zero being dropped on the ground. Sound fair?
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« Reply #1175 on: September 27, 2010, 07:28:21 pm »
if no one else objects, sure.

You see another dwarf come out with three corpses and an arm.
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« Reply #1176 on: September 27, 2010, 07:47:17 pm »
Ask the dwarf how many more are in the vicinity of the elf village. If none then drop a frost-6 on the village.
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« Reply #1177 on: September 27, 2010, 07:50:13 pm »
"ach, we nae need ye help, Vix. are ye looking for some kind 'o thing?"
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« Reply #1178 on: September 27, 2010, 07:51:13 pm »
Tell him our plans of revenge against the elven race, and see if you can get his permission to launch the frost-6.
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« Reply #1179 on: September 27, 2010, 07:54:55 pm »
"That be our job. appreciate the offer, but nae elf would survive cold, and twould be no fun."
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« Reply #1180 on: September 27, 2010, 07:56:26 pm »
See if he wants us to slowly freeze the forest into place so they can gather wood. THEN ask if he wants us to turn them into elfcicles.
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« Reply #1181 on: September 27, 2010, 08:01:30 pm »
"nae, we don't need ye help." You see a dwarf come out with three corpses, and arm, and a head.
"Hey, Urist! what are you doing standing there talking to him for?"
"Ye got a head too? argh, i only got 3 an' a arm." They both run back towards town. Druid hunting seems to be a kind of dwarven sport around here.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1182 on: September 27, 2010, 08:04:33 pm »
Seems like we aren't wanted.


... Freeze that part of the forest out of frustration, then leave.
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« Reply #1183 on: September 27, 2010, 08:08:08 pm »
but we need something to turn into stabilizers, unless we're abandoning that plan.
yet another dwarf appears out of the now moving forest, with 3 and a quarter corpses.

the elves noticed your powering up and started shifting away from you.
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Re: YOU ARE WIZARD! - Duality
« Reply #1184 on: September 27, 2010, 08:09:39 pm »
BULLET TIME-TIME!
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