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[sneakey pete]

It is, actually. If you can't get a job there, do also try working in remote minesites aswell.

[Bouchart]

Sabotage.

[Leafsnail]

It is, actually. If you can't get a job there, do also try working in remote minesites aswell.

I hear you get extra in Chile.

[Muz]

The danger pay on these rigs has to be fucking amazing, where do I sign up

Actually, it is. Really fucking amazing. I have a middle school educated uncle who works onshore and he makes as much money as the CEO of a small company. My sister's friend's boyfriend works offshore (also poorly educated), comes back once every few months, and he has way more money than he needs. He just spends it on really expensive gifts, a fancy car, a nice apartment, and practically burns money just to show off. They're getting paid in American salaries in a country where minimum wage is $1/hour.


Anyway, my culprit list:
- Eco-terrorists
- Al-Qaeda
- Islamic oil terrorists (Iran, Saudi Arabia)
- Mexican terrorists
- Venezuelan terrorists
- Cuban terrorists
- Terrorists from other (South/Central) American oil countries
- Terrorists from other oil companies that don't like them
- Tea Party trying to make Obama look bad
- Bad maintenance
- Gremlins
- Someone pulled the wrong lever (that's what happened in Chernobyl)

[dwarfguy2]

The danger pay on these rigs has to be fucking amazing, where do I sign up

Actually, it is. Really fucking amazing. I have a middle school educated uncle who works onshore and he makes as much money as the CEO of a small company. My sister's friend's boyfriend works offshore (also poorly educated), comes back once every few months, and he has way more money than he needs. He just spends it on really expensive gifts, a fancy car, a nice apartment, and practically burns money just to show off. They're getting paid in American salaries in a country where minimum wage is $1/hour.


Anyway, my culprit list:
- Eco-terrorists
- Al-Qaeda
- Islamic oil terrorists (Iran, Saudi Arabia)
- Mexican terrorists
- Venezuelan terrorists
- Cuban terrorists
- Terrorists from other (South/Central) American oil countries
- Terrorists from other oil companies that don't like them
- Tea Party trying to make Obama look bad
- Bad maintenance
- Gremlins
- Someone pulled the wrong lever (that's what happened in Chernobyl)

addendum:
nazis
santa claus
the number 3
howard philips lovecraft
kirby
the kraken
black rangers 1-3
and rincewind the wizzard.

[Nikov]

The danger pay on these rigs has to be fucking amazing, where do I sign up

Actually, it is. Really fucking amazing. I have a middle school educated uncle who works onshore and he makes as much money as the CEO of a small company. My sister's friend's boyfriend works offshore (also poorly educated), comes back once every few months, and he has way more money than he needs. He just spends it on really expensive gifts, a fancy car, a nice apartment, and practically burns money just to show off. They're getting paid in American salaries in a country where minimum wage is $1/hour.


Anyway, my culprit list:
- Eco-terrorists
- Al-Qaeda
- Islamic oil terrorists (Iran, Saudi Arabia)
- Mexican terrorists
- Venezuelan terrorists
- Cuban terrorists
- Terrorists from other (South/Central) American oil countries
- Terrorists from other oil companies that don't like them
- Tea Party trying to make Obama look bad
- Bad maintenance
- Gremlins
- Someone pulled the wrong lever (that's what happened in Chernobyl)

addendum:
nazis
santa claus
the number 3
howard philips lovecraft
kirby
the kraken
black rangers 1-3
and rincewind the wizzard.

- Jooooooooooooooooos!

[scriver]

- Norwegian (zombie) nazi oil terrorists, commanding the Kraken.

[Muz]

Dude, krakens don't exist. It's scientifically impossible for animals to grow to that size.

[dwarfguy2]

Dude, krakens don't exist. It's scientifically impossible for animals to grow to that size.

that's just what kirby WANTS you to think.

[Bandages]

Dude, krakens don't exist. It's scientifically impossible for animals to grow to that size.

HAHAHA How wrong you are.

Spoiler: SCIENTIFIC PROOF (click to show/hide)

[Huesoo]

Dude, krakens don't exist. It's scientifically impossible for animals to grow to that size.

HAHAHA How wrong you are.

Spoiler: SCIENTIFIC PROOF (click to show/hide)

Oh man I called my friend after he watched that movie, its was so bad.

[Bauglir]

-snip-

[Comrade_Fregge]

- Norwegian (zombie) nazi oil terrorists, commanding the Kraken.

That wasnt a reference to Dead Snow, was it?

[dwarfguy2]

- Norwegian (zombie) nazi oil terrorists, commanding the Kraken.

That wasnt a reference to Dead Snow, was it?

Way to perform necromancy, dude.

[Urist Imiknorris]

- Someone pulled the wrong lever (that's what happened in Chernobyl)

http://www-pub.iaea.org/MTCD/publications/PDF/Pub913e_web.pdf

148 pages detailing exactly how bad Chernobyl was re: safety.