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[AtomicDragon]

A siege appears, humans leading trolls.  I order everyone underground and military to their stations.  Within 10 seconds another siege appears!  I'm bracing for the battle of the century, when the two invading forces charge towards eachother and begin a full scale slaughter.  Goblins to the rescue?

[nbonaparte]

Unfortunately, no. not unless they're at war. they'll attack you together.

[AtomicDragon]

Apparently they were at war.  There is a bloodstained killing field in front of my fortress gate, lots of dead humans, goblins, and assorted mounts.  And not a bolt fired by my defenders or a trap triggered.

[Skytale]

That's awesome!  Did they drop good loot?

[claer_runway]

any left?

[Ultimuh]

That's awesome!  Did they drop good loot?

I guess raccoons came and stole it all.

[AtomicDragon]

Lots of the usual crap.  A few injured survivors waiting to be put out of their misery.  Tons of severed body parts everywhere.

[Zengrath]

That's awesome! I doubt that would happen very often.

[ledgekindred]

That's even better than having a wandering Titan show up with a human caravan and a goblin ambush and having them all meet at the trade depot while I'm holed up behind a drawbridge. Once everyone finished bleeding out we opened up and took their stuff. Then went back inside and kept drinking.