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[Lumbajak]

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/09/01/police-reports-of-armed-man-at-discovery-channel-headquarters/?hpt=T1&iref=BN1

And this is supposedly his website with list of demands (cached version, actual site is apparently gone)
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:wRb2N5UYIwAJ:www.savetheplanetprotest.com/+savetheplanetprotest.com&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=ca


I have no words.

[Creamcorn]

God dammit, why couldn't he take a crappy network instead?

[Lumbajak]

I know, where else will we get our legalized animal porn?

Incidentally I'm pretty sure he's leaving that building in a body bag.

[Jopax]

Wait, so you think DC is actually good?

I don't remember when is the last time i saw a real documentary on there, now it's all reality shows and reruns of some good stuff, i don't really mind them dissappearing

[Armok]

Thats so stupid it almost looks like wraps around into having a point, but dosn't.
Also, someone should alert the LCS developers to go there and bring Quote picks.

[Leafsnail]

This guy is nuts.

4. Civilization must be exposed for the filth it is. That, and all its disgusting religious-cultural roots and greed. Broadcast this message until the pollution in the planet is reversed and the human population goes down! This is your obligation. If you think it isn't, then get hell off the planet! Breathe Oil! It is the moral obligation of everyone living otherwise what good are they??

Lack of internal logic?  Check.

EDIT: Can anyone decode this?  It seems to make no sense at all.

5. Immigration: Programs must be developed to find solutions to stopping ALL immigration pollution and the anchor baby filth that follows that. Find solutions to stopping it. Call for people in the world to develop solutions to stop it completely and permanently. Find solutions FOR these countries so they stop sending their breeding populations to the US and the world to seek jobs and therefore breed more unwanted pollution babies. FIND SOLUTIONS FOR THEM TO STOP THEIR HUMAN GROWTH AND THE EXPORTATION OF THAT DISGUSTING FILTH! (The first world is feeding the population growth of the Third World and those human families are going to where the food is! They must stop procreating new humans looking for nonexistant jobs!)

[Realmfighter]

He seems to think that immigrants are moving from poor countries to America and then have babies.

[ILikePie]

And said babies "pollute" the country. This chap is completely insane.

[Cthulhu]

I was gonna come on and say "Oh jeez, Armok attacked the discovery channel" but apparently even he thinks this guy's a weirdo.

[Aramco]

He seems to think that immigrants are moving from poor countries to America and then have babies.

They do, then the babies are citizens.

[Dakk]

Goddamnit, couldn't he have raided The National Geographic or The History Channel instead?(Georgio maaaaaan) some other channel instead?

[Josephus]

This guy is a racist fuck. Also, an 'animal lover', but that's incidental, because his particular brand makes PETA look happy-fun-time.

[Tarran]

What a idiot. He's basically calling himself a "Parasite" and "Filth" since he's referring to the human race as a whole. I'd say he's right about himself on the latter.

[Lumbajak]

So I heard the police shot him dead and the hostages are safe.

Shows over folks everyone go home.
_{What'd I say about the body bag eh?}

[RedKing]

Even more 'lolwut?' since the guy is of Asian ancestry (based on the name, I'm guessing Korean). And immigration doesn't particularly add to the problem of human population on the Earth, it just moves it around. Unless people get extra frisky from crossing borders.