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Dwarven WMD

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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2011, 03:50:33 pm »
Quote from: Nil Eyeglazed on December 02, 2007, 08:35:00 pm
My Captain of the Guard was just sentenced for violation of a production order.  Who's going to chain him up?  We'll see if he does it to himself.
The real question is, who's going to set him free?
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The Russian throws Steiner into a chair, screaming "I do not care about genetic research!"
The Russian pulls out a M1911!
The Russian screams "I am Viktor Reznov! And I, will, have, my, REVENGE!"
The Russian shoots Steiner between the eyes.
The Russian loses juice.

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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2011, 12:41:38 am »
This thread has been necro'd so badly I think I could find an adamantium sword in the midst of the undead.
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2011, 06:58:38 am »
"In retrospect, the fact that I mandated the creation of these items, without access to the pre-requisite materials is all my fault. As a requirement of the Dwarven Justice system, I hearby order myself beaten"
-Urist Mcdwarf.
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2011, 12:34:50 pm »
Sadly, I can't complain about this thread being necro'd, because it's pretty damn funny.
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2011, 09:55:11 am »
What did he say to the Captain of the Guard

"I've been a bad, bad little Dwarf and I must simply be beaten. Oh don't use a weapon, use your bare hands and make me feel it"
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2011, 09:21:19 pm »
Quote from: Untouchable on January 12, 2011, 09:55:11 am
"I've been a bad, bad little Dwarf and I must simply be beaten. Oh don't use a weapon, use your bare hands and make me feel it"
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Quote from: Untouchable on January 12, 2011, 09:55:11 am
"I've been a bad, bad little Dwarf and I must simply be beaten. Oh don't use a weapon, use your bare hands and make me feel it"

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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2011, 02:26:47 am »
I would be okay with this bug never being addressed, I can dig bondage dwarves  8)
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2011, 02:18:44 am »
'Urist McBDSM has mandated the construction of certain goods'
'Make corset 1/1'
'Make whips 3/3'
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2011, 09:52:17 am »
Urist McMayor has been quite happy lately. He slept in a royal bedroom recently. He complained about the lack of a well recently. He dined in a legendary dining hall lately. He was upset by being beaten recently. He was pleased by about justice being served recently. He secretly got off on being beaten recently.
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Quote from: Untouchable on January 12, 2011, 09:55:11 am
"I've been a bad, bad little Dwarf and I must simply be beaten. Oh don't use a weapon, use your bare hands and make me feel it"

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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2011, 10:38:49 pm »
I wish I could order myself beaten to a pulp. I just don't have the guts, so I punch myself in the jaw for being useless instead. Many people fear me for some reason, maybe it's the knife I use to sharpen pencils.
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« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2011, 01:41:59 pm »
Quote from: scout890 on February 17, 2011, 10:38:49 pm
I wish I could order myself beaten to a pulp. I just don't have the guts, so I punch myself in the jaw for being useless instead. Many people fear me for some reason, maybe it's the knife I use to sharpen pencils.
Is it made out of adamantite?
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #26 on: February 26, 2011, 01:27:11 am »
sadly no but it is steel i beleive
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2011, 02:49:55 am »
[Redacting post]

Realised how stupid my post looked.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2011, 02:53:03 am by Angel Of Death »
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2011, 10:02:15 pm »
Urist McMayor has been ecstatic lately. Urist McMayor played Bondage recently.
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #29 on: May 05, 2011, 11:02:04 pm »
Quote from: noah22223 on May 05, 2011, 10:02:15 pm
Urist McMayor has been ecstatic lately. Urist McMayor played Bondage recently.
Urist McMayor has enjoyed being beaten recently.
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