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JoRo

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The Best Mayor Ever
« on: December 02, 2007, 03:42:00 pm »
33d.
I suppose this is probably a bug.
My mayor decided to mandate the creation of crystal glass items.  This was annoying, because I haven't been able to find any rock crystal.  I was digging exploratory shafts everywhere, but still hadn't found any when the mandate deadline passes.
The mayor quickly assesses the situation and determines who is to blame: himself.  My mayor ordered himself beaten.  I kept looking at the 'justice' screen, refusing to believe my eyes until the Captain of the Guard came and gave the mayor a pair of yellow wounds.
My mayor used to be the fortress's only glassmaker, and according to the wiki the dwarf who had the skills related to the mandate usually gets the blame, so this sort of makes sense.  You'd expect them to make an exception for themselves, though.
I hope he gets reelected.

EDIT:  In retrospect, I'm bad at searching, and this is on the reported bug list.  Dang.

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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2007, 03:50:00 pm »
Well i loled.
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Bullion

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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2007, 05:04:00 pm »
sounds like your mayor is into Bondage.
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2007, 05:14:00 pm »
Hahaha, awesome.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2011, 01:37:50 pm by God of Toast »
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2007, 05:26:00 pm »
funny anyways
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2007, 08:35:00 pm »
My Captain of the Guard was just sentenced for violation of a production order.  Who's going to chain him up?  We'll see if he does it to himself.
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2007, 01:17:00 am »
I had a Captain of the Guard get ordered for a beating once.  Unfortunately he waited for "someone else" to give him one instead of giving it to himself.
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2007, 08:47:00 am »
That is hilarious. Rofl.
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2010, 02:05:24 pm »
Sorry. Needs a bump. Excellent. :)
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2010, 01:06:04 am »
Maybe it's a personality thing? Like if you had a really, really honest anti-corruption mayor, he might do that. If not, then it should be.
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2010, 02:38:48 am »
*laughs uncontrolably*Well that is one fair mayor.
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2010, 02:44:38 am »
Quote from: Muz on August 01, 2010, 01:06:04 am
Maybe it's a personality thing? Like if you had a really, really honest anti-corruption mayor, he might do that. If not, then it should be.

I had no idea anti-corruption platform mayors were so... kinky.
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2010, 12:34:00 pm »
Read my sig
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2010, 01:07:34 pm »
Holy Necro!
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Re: The Best Mayor Ever
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2011, 10:52:50 pm »
This thread me laugh
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