>>>>>>Turn 4>>>>>>That's... odd. Well, there's no knocking a four legged dwarf over. On the other hand he seems immobile, so I'll leave him alone for now and instead try a running kick on the noble.
I DEMAND THEM TO STOP HURTING ME (with some charm magic or such)
Get out and try and heal myself, or at least get away from these freaks.
Crush the boulder into basketball-sized rocks, then commence repetitious rapid-fire bombardment, mostly at stonebucket and rockeater.
Piledriver the mass of dwarf (noblus+stonehammher)
ROCKEATER SMASH! (Medob's kneecap)
Kel Strikesilver: That's... odd: {Murphy 6 so odd it shall be} Try a running: {2 + 1 legs + 1 odd{4}} kick at the noble: {2 + 1 speed + 2 odd{5}} Von dodge: {6 + 2 odd{5}}
Urist Von Novlus: I DEMAND: {5 + 2 odd{5}} THEM TO STOP HURTING ME: {1 – 1 odd{3} = 1}
Urist Stonehammer: Get out: {2 – 1 odd{3}} and try to heal myself: {3 + 3 odd{6}} get away from these freaks: {4 – 2 odd{2}}
Medob Trackediron: Crush the boulder into basketball-sized rocks: {1 + 1 odd{4} + 3 strength} made: {2 + 3 odd{6}}+{5 + 2 odd{5}} then commence repetitious: {how many 5 + 3 odd{6}} rapid-fire: {3 + 1 odd{4}} bombardment mostly at stonebucket and rockeater:
{2 – 1 odd{3} + 1 speed + 1 repetition}
{6 + 1 odd{4} + 1 speed + 1 repetition} at {4 - 1 odd{3}} = Tailon dodge: {2 + 1 odd{4}} damage: {3 - 1 Odd{3} + 6 difference}
{2 + 2 odd{5} + 1 speed + 1 repetition} at {2 + 2 odd{5}} = Rockeater dodge: {6 + 1 odd{4}}
{1 – 1 odd{3} + 1 speed + 1 repetition}
{4 + 3 odd{6} + 1 speed + 1 repetition} at {5 + 2 odd{2}} = Tailon dodge: {2 - 1 odd{3}} damage: {5 + 1 odd{4} + 8 difference}
{3 + 3 odd{6} + 1 speed + 1 repetition} at {3 - 2 odd{2}} = Tailon dodge: {3 + 2 odd{5}} damage: {3 + 1 odd{4} + 3 difference - 1 dodge bonus}
{2 + 1 odd{4} + 1 speed + 1 repetition} at {2 + 2 odd{5}} = Rockeater dodge: {6 + 2 odd{5}}
{3 + 2 odd{5} + 1 speed + 1 repetition} at {4 + 3 odd{6}} = Rockeater dodge: {3 - 1 odd{3}} damage: {1 + 1 odd{4} + 5}
Tailon Stonebucket: Piledriver the mass of dwarf: {4 + 2 odd{5}} dodge: {5 + 2 odd{5}} 2
Rockeater Uristson: ROCKEATER SMASH: {6 – 2 odd{2}} Medob dodge: {4 – 1 odd{3}} damage: {5 + 1 odd{4} + 1 difference}
Kel noticing Medob's extra legs comments, out-loud, where any god could here, "That's... odd" so Murphy decides to fulfill this, in spades. Von Novlus getting a little angry at the impromptu rape yells "I DEMAND EVERYONE TO STOP HURTING ME!" sadly what everyone else heard was that he wanted them to stop flirting with him. Stonehammer just tries to get out and fails at it. Medob Ignoring all this flexes his powerful arms and crumbles the boulder into 12 basketball-sized rocks and starts to pelt Tailon and Rockeater. Tailon notices the first rock miss so he starts to piledriver the mass of urist but fails with them being to heavy. Rockeater not liking the whole deadly rain charges at Medob readying to Hulk Smash his legs right out from under him, all 4 of them. Kel starts running at the Urist When all of the sudden something strange happens to it. Stonehammer still trapped inside attempts to heal himself but in the process he gets himself and Von mixed up combining the two in an odd conglomeration of dwarf, though still somewhat hurt their combined health is greater then either separately. Medob done with his practice really lets the rocks fly landing one square on Kel knocking him right out the air stopping his kick and seriously hurting him. Another rock misses Rockeater by a hair. More rocks come raining down on Tailon with two more direct hits put him quite near death while Rockeater dodges from one into another take major damage but managing to get in close to Medob and drilling a shot home into the knee forcing Medob to stop.
>>>>>>No one will flirt with Urist
Urist is now one being that looks like 2 dwarves stacked on top of each other then melded together so Von controls the top half and Stonehammer controls the bottom
Von better at Demanding
Medob loses his boulder but now has 4 big rocks
Tailon is near death and unless something happens to heal him he will make a save vs death roll next end next turn
Tailon is physically immobilized
Rockeater is seriously hurt and will take bleeding damage end of next turn
Rockeater is more connected to the Warhammer
Team #1:
Name: Urist the Abomination, formally known as Urist Stonehammer and Urist Von Noblus
Trait: Speedy Noble
Health: Somewhat Hurt Second Mouth under first middle face's mouth Right arm broken to uselessness
Skills: shifting through sand, squeezing sand into rocks, and speed dodge
Inventory: a handful of slightly bloody sand and a -Blood Rock-
Name: Medob Trackediron
Trait: Heavy
Health: Hurt Mighty Stiff Arms specialized at lifting Two extra legs increasing stability
Skills: advanced exercise techniques, extra steady arms, sustained weightlifting, repetition
Inventory: 4 basketball sized rocks
Team #2:
Name: Kel Strikesilver
Trait: Speedy
Health: Full legs of a cheetah
Skills: thought to matter and Murphy's attention
Inventory: Empty
Name: Tailon Stonebucket
Trait: Crazy
Health: Dying right hand is a giant spoon
Skills: Extra accurate sand placement and Orifice covering
Inventory: Empty
Name: Rockeater Uristson
Trait: Crazy!!
Health: Somewhat Hurt ☼Warhammer☼ Symbiot, right hand
Skills: fusing his flesh with stone
Inventory: Empty
Arena:
☼Rockspire☼ in the middle hundreds of feet tall with a glowing light at the top
Edit: here is a quick sketch of urist
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