>>>>>>Turn 3>>>>>>Put the rest of the sand into stonehammers mouth, to stop him bringing it up, then shove stonehamers head into noblus's ass
I'm enjoying running a bit too much to worry about grabbing weapons now. I'll just charge straight at the dwarf holding the boulder and try to kick his legs out from under him, so that hopefully the boulder falls on him.
I give the noble hammerstrikes!
Do some squats to increase my leg's strength, using the giant bolder as a weight.
Use my speed to bash him over the head with my blood rock before he can attack, then cough up the sand!
Throw sand at incoming dwarf to blind him
Tailon Stonebucket: Put the rest of the into Stonehammers mouth: {5} Stonehammers dodge: {3 + 1 speed dodge} damage: {2 + 1 difference} to stop him bringing it up: {5} Stonehammer's dodge: {2 + 1 speed dodge} then shove Stonehammers head dodge: {1 + 1 speed dodge} into Noblus's butt: {6 - 1 Oman} Noblus dodge: {3} damage: {6 + 2 difference}
Kel Strikesilver: I'm enjoying running a bit too much to worry about grabbing weapons now: {Murphy rolls a 1 and misheard you putting an Oman on using weapons to attack} I'll just charge straight: {4 + 1 Oman} at the dwarf holding the boulder and try to kick his legs out from under him: {1 + 1 Oman + 1 aiming + 1 speed} dodge: {6 – 1 stationary}
Rockeater Uristson: I give the noble hammerstrikes: {how many = 2} attack: {6 – 1 Oman} Von's dodge: {3} damage: {2 + 3 difference} attack: {2}
Medob Trackediron: Do some: {some = 5} squats to increase my leg's strength, using the giant bolder as a weight: {2 + 2 technique} {2 + 2 technique + 1 repition} {6 + 2 technique + 1 repitition} {6 + 2 technique + 1 repition} {6 + 2 technique + 1 repition}
Urist Stonehammer: Use my speed: {2} to bash him over the head with my -Blood Rock-: {1 – 1 Oman = 1} before he can attack: {1} then cough up the sand: {6}
Urist Von Novlus: Throw sand at incoming dwarf to blind him: {1 – 1 Oman = 1}
Tailon see it worked tries to shove his other handful in Stonehammers mouth and while Stonehammer manages to dodge a little some of it still gets in after he manages to run the wrong way. While that is going on Kel mumbles that he is enjoying running to much to bother with weapons and Murphy mishearing this puts an Oman on using weapons. Rockeater remembers that there is a noble around goes after him with his hammer. Medob figuring that while he has the boulder might as well make the best of it so starts doing some squats, after first one and already his legs feel stronger though he things he can now do better after some repetition.
Tailon deciding that it must not have been enough goes and tries to hold Stonehammers mouth closed and manages to perfectly close it and hold it shut. Kel starts to run straight ahead at an amazing pace straight at Medob who just keeps on Squatting managing to get even stronger on his second then on his third his legs start to look weird and to wide. Rockeater still chasing that noble and Von is still trying to get away and blind him with sand.
Stonehammer feeling quite light headed now feels he must cough up the sand and with a strange quiver of his face another mouth appears below his regular one that then gets rid of the sand. Tailon dissatisfied with this uses his hold on Stonehammer head to start dragging him towards Von who after running so much kinda fell over from exhaustion. Rockeater manages to get their first though and uses his Symbiotic ☼Warhammer☼ to apply some heavy justice by crushing the nobles right arm rendering it useless. Kel is really gaining some speed on his approach to Medob who is a little distract because on his fourth squat his right leg splits into 2 fully formed legs.
Tailon managing to get Stonehammer over to Von despite all attempts of escape and Tailon shoves Urist's head up Urist's butt Causing massive amount of damage to Urist. Rockeater who was going into his second swing misses as he starts to cackle at Urists plight. Kel is going at Medob in a flying kick to the legs but before he gets there Medob completes his 5th squat and his other leg splits into 2 as well so when Kel strikes nothing happens to Medob.
While all this is happening the ☼Rock☼ in the middle suddenly grows into a towering spike reaching hundreds of feet up with a shining light at the top.
>>>>>>Tailon gets better at sand placement and earns the skill of orifice covering
Tailon no longer has any sand
Medob has the skill of repition
Medob now has 4 legs
Medob has become Mighty
Urist has his head stuck up his ass
Urist is very hurt
Stonehammer is once again unable to breath and will start taking damage from it end of next turn
Stonehammer is a pain in the ass
Von is no longer virgin
Von's right arm is broken and useless for anything
Von has rectal bleeding
Team #1:
Name: Urist Stonehammer
Trait: Speedy
Health: Very Hurt Suffocating Second Mouth under first
Skills: shifting through sand, squeezing sand into rocks, and speed dodge
Inventory: a handful of slightly bloody sand, a -Blood Rock-, and Vons virginity
Name: Urist Von Noblus
Trait: Noble
Health: Very Hurt Rectal bleeding Right arm broken to uselessness
Skills: None
Inventory: Stonehammer's head
Name: Medob Trackediron
Trait: Heavy
Health: Full Mighty Stiff Arms specialized at lifting Two extra legs increasing stability
Skills: advanced exercise techniques, extra steady arms, sustained weightlifting, repetition
Inventory: Boulder
Team #2:
Name: Kel Strikesilver
Trait: Speedy
Health: Full legs of a cheetah
Skills: thought to matter and Murphy's attention
Inventory: Empty
Name: Tailon Stonebucket
Trait: Crazy
Health: Full right hand is a giant spoon
Skills: Extra accurate sand placement and Orifice covering
Inventory: Empty
Name: Rockeater Uristson
Trait: Crazy!!
Health: Full ☼Warhammer☼ Symbiot, right hand
Skills: fusing his flesh with stone
Inventory: Empty
Arena:
☼Rockspire☼ in the middle hundreds of feet tall with a glowing light at the top
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Topic: Team PVP RTD, Dwarf Style! [Turn 5 is up sorry for the wait] (Read 6673 times)