Gather round folks! First fight is a simple fight of 3 on 3 dwarf carnage in a box. The box is 100 feet long by 100 feet wide and with no ceiling because I needed to do something with all those immigrants I was getting.
Rules:
To make a dwarf you only need to give me a name, a trait. The traits are Speedy, provides bonuses to moving and stuff; Heavy, provides bonus to being steady and such; Crazy, adds to rolls to do weird stuff at my discretion; Noble, which allows you to make demands with varying affects; and Sober, along with various unknown things it makes you a beardless ninny so do not pick this one.
Skills will be earned and improved by getting a natural 5 on doing something even if modifiers cause you to fail it. Having a skill will add bonuses to rolls. A natural 1 will provide an Anti-skill which while it may not be negative will be amusing.This game uses DF1.0 physics at my discretion and mostly generic RTD rules for outcomes so on a generic roll a 1 epic fails, a 2 fails hard, a 3 just fails, a 4 will just squeak by, a 5 will impress and amaze, and finally a 6 will bend the rules and cause massive "Fun" all around though not ever directly killing and always being amusing.
I can guarantee at least 1 full battle so please sign up. I just need 6 people and you get to choose your own teams as long as it is 3 to a team. Anything you make you can keep between battles if we make it that far. When the battle starts you have 1 round to before any aggressive action can be taken. A battle is over when 1 team is left. Also I will wait till all but 1 player has stated their actions then I will post a warning and if I come back in an undetermined amount of time greater then an hour and no action for the player has been post then I will decide the action aiming for humor over survival though I will not directly kill them with my action.
Team #1:
Name: Urist the Abomination, formally known as Urist Stonehammer and Urist Von Noblus
Trait: Speedy Noble
Health: Extra healthy Second Mouth under first middle face's mouth
Skills: shifting through sand, squeezing sand into rocks, and speed dodge
Inventory: a handful of slightly bloody sand and a -Blood Rock-
Name: Medob Trackediron
Trait: Heavy
Health: Hurt Mighty Stiff Arms specialized at lifting Two extra legs increasing stability
Skills: advanced exercise techniques, extra steady arms, sustained weightlifting, repetition
Inventory: 4 basketball sized rocks
Team #2:
Name: Kel Strikesilver
Trait: Speedy
Health: Full legs of a cheetah Levitates a foot off the ground
Skills: thought to matter and Murphy's attention
Inventory: Empty
Name: Tailon Stonebucket
Trait: Crazy
Health: Hurt right hand is a giant spoon
Skills: Extra accurate sand placement and Orifice covering
Inventory: Empty
Name: Rockeater Uristson
Trait: Crazy!!
Health: Full ☼Warhammer☼ Symbiot, right hand Stone insides
Skills: fusing his flesh with stone
Inventory: Empty
Arena:
☼Rockspire☼ in the middle hundreds of feet tall with a glowing light at the top now tumbling towards Rockeater
A Small group of kobolds
Name:NotaKobold McIcebrawl
Class: Sober
Name: Bonegar McMADSCIENTIST
Trait: Crazy
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