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Author Topic: You are a DEITY.  (Read 2452 times)

dragnar

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Re: You are a DEITY.
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2010, 08:59:07 pm »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on August 31, 2010, 08:54:25 pm
You need to take a moment to wear something ridiculous.

Quote from: Jack A T on August 31, 2010, 07:17:55 pm
And a goatee.
May I recommend:

I don't care which one.
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Re: You are a DEITY.
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2010, 09:05:20 pm »
Be. The kid. With a goatee.
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Re: You are a DEITY.
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2010, 09:12:11 pm »
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Quote from: FalseDead on April 21, 2012, 04:39:07 pm
Don't think of it as being besieged by thralls/husks, think of it as having your own personal moat of life hating mutilated menaces

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Re: You are a DEITY.
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2010, 09:13:47 pm »
>Abandon thread after making opening post

...ah
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Re: You are a DEITY.
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2010, 09:14:06 pm »
Be the goatee with a kid.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: You are a DEITY.
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2010, 09:24:09 pm »
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG.
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I don't know how it works. It does.
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YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: You are a DEITY.
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2010, 09:59:52 pm »


you do all that
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Re: You are a DEITY.
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2010, 10:16:26 pm »
Quote from: iceball3 on August 31, 2010, 07:39:20 pm
build a planet, out of what planets usually look like. Except the core should be a massive chunk of ice, not lava. name it waffles, and have a giant orange orbit around it.
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« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2010, 10:21:30 pm »
Write a sci-fi detective novel.
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« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2010, 10:25:57 pm »


ah yes the planet was always there you were just facing the wrong way, silly

Detectives in spaaaaaaace will be a great success, number one book in the void for sure.
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Re: You are a DEITY.
« Reply #25 on: September 05, 2010, 10:47:44 pm »
Fill the void with many other lesser gods and lesser deities so they can manage it for you. MAKE ABSOLUTELY SURE THEY CAN'T NEVER DISOBEY YOU! They have no free will, these gods and deities listen to you without question. You decided to reward their service by giving them each a planet of their desire with a castle for them all.
Create Gigantic Sentient Single cell life and make it so they can live on the planet waffles. Make the orange shine light, and make your palace on this orange. THEN make the void black emptiness and give every planetoid gravity, depending on their mass and density. Sip some glowing Orangeade while resting in your DEITY throne of DEITY AWESOMESAUCENESS.

ALSO: Make yourself impossible to kill, literally indestructible. So to the point even you can't kill yourself, and you fighting yourself is impossible.
« Last Edit: September 05, 2010, 11:09:48 pm by Doret »
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Re: You are a DEITY.
« Reply #26 on: September 05, 2010, 10:50:32 pm »
Implode
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Re: You are a DEITY.
« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2010, 09:13:04 am »
Populate the new blue planet with lizard people and build a little cottage on the orange to live on.
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« Reply #28 on: September 06, 2010, 10:24:12 am »


you make some gods and their planets and they go about making their own castles.



then you make a cell or something i dunno and some lizard people on Waffles. Then you make the orange into a sun and make a castle on it. you drink some juice from the orange and decide "hey i'm gonna make myself invulnerable!"

THEN SUDDENLY EVERYTHING IMPLODES

THE END of my HIJACK
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Re: You are a DEITY.
« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2010, 10:13:17 pm »
Rewind time to before anything implodes.
Give your fellow deities a high-five and compare your created races with theirs.
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