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[Urist Imiknorris]

Ammo poison is in... for underground tribes.

[ECrownofFire]

I hope the ability to ascend to the heavens and slay the gods will become possible. Then you colonize heaven, and hell.

Then open an inter dimensional rift, and colonize earth while you're at it. O:

If we were able to open an interdimensional rift, I'd rather open a rift in the mantle. Flood the world with all the magma in Earth.

[Kamudo]

Mmm. I think we have different goals then. <.< My goal is domination, while yours seems to be destruction.

[TherosPherae]

Then open an inter dimensional rift, and colonize earth while you're at it. O:

"In global news, a group of 7 short, bearded people have been arrested after an incident in the New York City Subway. The group was found chipping away at the concrete flooring, and then killed a few officers with a battle axe they then called 'Scruffymantles.' They are being charged with vandalism, resisting arrest, and 3 accounts of first-degree murder."

[Kamudo]

Then open an inter dimensional rift, and colonize earth while you're at it. O:

"In global news, a group of 7 short, bearded people have been arrested after an incident in the New York City Subway. The group was found chipping away at the concrete flooring, and then killed a few officers with a battle axe they then called 'Scruffymantles.' They are being charged with vandalism, resisting arrest, and 3 accounts of first-degree murder."

Rofl! That's win. I could completely imagine seeing that.

Someone needs to write a short story. "Dwarf Fortress: Earth." XD

[TherosPherae]

Then open an inter dimensional rift, and colonize earth while you're at it. O:

"In global news, a group of 7 short, bearded people have been arrested after an incident in the New York City Subway. The group was found chipping away at the concrete flooring, and then killed a few officers with a battle axe they then called 'Scruffymantles.' They are being charged with vandalism, resisting arrest, and 3 accounts of first-degree murder."

Rofl! That's win. I could completely imagine seeing that.

Someone needs to write a short story. "Dwarf Fortress: Earth." XD

"Continued riots broke out today as Congress again brought up the debate of whether or not the captured environmentalist Stupid McElfyPants was truly considered a human, and thus had human rights. They did, however, manage to trade a few ballpoint pens and paperweights for some bins of cloth, which are currently worth 1 million dollars on Ebay."

[Gnauga]

Then open an inter dimensional rift, and colonize earth while you're at it. O:

"In global news, a group of 7 short, bearded people have been arrested after an incident in the New York City Subway. The group was found chipping away at the concrete flooring, and then killed a few officers with a battle axe they then called 'Scruffymantles.' They are being charged with vandalism, resisting arrest, and 3 accounts of first-degree murder."

Rofl! That's win. I could completely imagine seeing that.

Someone needs to write a short story. "Dwarf Fortress: Earth." XD

"Continued riots broke out today as Congress again brought up the debate of whether or not the captured environmentalist Stupid McElfyPants was truly considered a human, and thus had human rights. They did, however, manage to trade a few ballpoint pens and paperweights for some bins of cloth, which are currently worth 1 million dollars on Ebay."

Congratulations, you've won.

[Kamudo]

<.<

I wanna win too. ;-;

[Gnauga]

It was a collective victory of all persons quoted.

So technically you won twice.

[Kamudo]

Sweet.

And you win too, for making another thread on it. ^^

Now we can all share strange stories about... if Dwarves were real. Oh god, the horror. xD

[Samrobot]

Dwarves vs. Humans would be a bloody war.  All resources feircly guarded by the dwarves and HUGE forts here and there with all these horrible traps.  Then the possiblity of reverse engineering our tanks and other weapons into deadlier and better dwarf versions.

[Gnauga]

Once moving fortress parts are implemented, yep.

[Gutanoth]

Well, it probably wouldn't be that bloody if it came to it. Just throw a couple of thermobaric weapons into each fort and they're pretty much screwed.

Urist McEveryone has died after colliding with a wall/bleeding due to fire

[Uthric]

Well, it probably wouldn't be that bloody if it came to it. Just throw a couple of thermobaric weapons into each fort and they're pretty much screwed.

Urist McEveryone has died after colliding with a wall/bleeding due to fire

u forget dwarfs build walls that cant be destroyed...

[NightmareBros]

u forget dwarfs build walls that cant be destroyed

Why destoy the walls when the dwarfs are happy to just stoll into the booze room while on fire?