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[derekiv]

What was your fps change upon conquering hell?

[ECrownofFire]

I'm surprised nobody has suggested building a tower out of demon soap.

[Vaftrudner]

What was your fps change upon conquering hell?

Horrible, and it's still pretty bad even though all the demons are dead. But I'm used to it now. I read my books and glance at DF occasionally I've built a sort of aquarium in hell now, finally walling off a part to work in. I only get a few immigrants every year and the dwarves were slowly getting picked off one by one by wandering demons, so I'm building up a better fortress on the surface now before moving down there. But I have water and magma in hell now, and a field. Yes. I can grow plump helmets in hell.

[KillerClowns]

...Yes. I can grow plump helmets in hell.

I imagine they would be the tastiest plump helmets in the universe.  Or horrifically mutated things that scream with the cries of the damned upon being plucked.  Or possibly both.

[Hokan]

...Yes. I can grow plump helmets in hell.

I imagine they would be the tastiest plump helmets in the universe.  Or horrifically mutated things that scream with the cries of the damned upon being plucked.  Or possibly both.

At the same time.

[Gnauga]

...Yes. I can grow plump helmets in hell.

I imagine they would be the tastiest plump helmets in the universe.  Or horrifically mutated things that scream with the cries of the damned upon being plucked.  Or possibly both.

At the same time.

I had assumed the two were synonymous, just like everything else in dwarf fortress. The more excruciation is exudes, the more delicious it is.

+Desert Titan Tallow Biscuit+s anyone?

[Hokan]

This is an elf biscuit. Its pastry menaces with spikes of steel. It is decorated in blood. On it is the image of an elf screaming in butterfly ichor.

[Ubiq]

Urist McGeneral: Fear not the goblin hordes in that dark tower! For tonight, WE DINE ON PLUMP HELMETS IN HELL!
Urist McSpeardwarf: I've actually done that.
Urist McGeneral: Come again?
Urist McGeneral: I've eaten a roast made of plump helmets grown in Hell.
Urist McGeneral: Who, here, in the what now?
Urist McSpeardwarf: My cousin owns a little restaurant the next fort over that's actually in Hell. The back wall is slade and everything. A demon even came in while I was eating and started roaring at us. Some minor named Urist stared at it for a second, set his biscuit down, and jammed his pick into its brain.
Urist McSwordsman: You're putting us on.
Urist McSpeardwarf: Heck, I've got its skull right here in my backpack. Check this out.
Urist McGeneral: SWEET MERCIFUL ARMOK!
Urist McSpearfwarf: RARRR... I'm a big bad Falcon Demon named Murray who doesn't know what a Legendary Miner is. I'm a MONSTAAA! RARRRR! Oh, oh, pick in my brain. Down I go.

[KojaK]

Urist McGeneral: Fear not the goblin hordes in that dark tower! For tonight, WE DINE ON PLUMP HELMETS IN HELL!
Urist McSpeardwarf: I've actually done that.
Urist McGeneral: Come again?
Urist McGeneral: I've eaten a roast made of plump helmets grown in Hell.
Urist McGeneral: Who, here, in the what now?
Urist McSpeardwarf: My cousin owns a little restaurant the next fort over that's actually in Hell. The back wall is slade and everything. A demon even came in while I was eating and started roaring at us. Some minor named Urist stared at it for a second, set his biscuit down, and jammed his pick into its brain.
Urist McSwordsman: You're putting us on.
Urist McSpeardwarf: Heck, I've got its skull right here in my backpack. Check this out.
Urist McGeneral: SWEET MERCIFUL ARMOK!
Urist McSpearfwarf: RARRR... I'm a big bad Falcon Demon named Murray who doesn't know what a Legendary Miner is. I'm a MONSTAAA! RARRRR! Oh, oh, pick in my brain. Down I go.

Since when is the blood god merciful?

[nbonaparte]

Urist McGeneral: Fear not the goblin hordes in that dark tower! For tonight, WE DINE ON PLUMP HELMETS IN HELL!
Urist McSpeardwarf: I've actually done that.
Urist McGeneral: Come again?
Urist McGeneral: I've eaten a roast made of plump helmets grown in Hell.
Urist McGeneral: Who, here, in the what now?
Urist McSpeardwarf: My cousin owns a little restaurant the next fort over that's actually in Hell. The back wall is slade and everything. A demon even came in while I was eating and started roaring at us. Some minor named Urist stared at it for a second, set his biscuit down, and jammed his pick into its brain.
Urist McSwordsman: You're putting us on.
Urist McSpeardwarf: Heck, I've got its skull right here in my backpack. Check this out.
Urist McGeneral: SWEET MERCIFUL ARMOK!
Urist McSpearfwarf: RARRR... I'm a big bad Falcon Demon named Murray who doesn't know what a Legendary Miner is. I'm a MONSTAAA! RARRRR! Oh, oh, pick in my brain. Down I go.

That was the best thing I read all week.

[Ubiq]

Since when is the blood god merciful?

Implying that he's capable of mercy is how you take Armok's name in vain.

[Gnauga]

Urist McGeneral: Fear not the goblin hordes in that dark tower! For tonight, WE DINE ON PLUMP HELMETS IN HELL!
Urist McSpeardwarf: I've actually done that.
Urist McGeneral: Come again?
Urist McGeneral: I've eaten a roast made of plump helmets grown in Hell.
Urist McGeneral: Who, here, in the what now?
Urist McSpeardwarf: My cousin owns a little restaurant the next fort over that's actually in Hell. The back wall is slade and everything. A demon even came in while I was eating and started roaring at us. Some minor named Urist stared at it for a second, set his biscuit down, and jammed his pick into its brain.
Urist McSwordsman: You're putting us on.
Urist McSpeardwarf: Heck, I've got its skull right here in my backpack. Check this out.
Urist McGeneral: SWEET MERCIFUL ARMOK!
Urist McSpearfwarf: RARRR... I'm a big bad Falcon Demon named Murray who doesn't know what a Legendary Miner is. I'm a MONSTAAA! RARRRR! Oh, oh, pick in my brain. Down I go.

I really want to sig this but it's so long.

[HmH]

Shortened, baited and sigged.

[katyrnyn]

i love this forum...

^^^^



Demon Soap. 

Restaurants in Hell. 


I love this forum.

[Man of Paper]

After using the infernal bathroom, make sure to wash with the demonic soap so you don't untaint the abyssal meats.