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Author Topic: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike  (Read 9793 times)

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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #30 on: August 30, 2010, 08:30:39 pm »
Eat the fingers in stress.
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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2010, 05:53:17 am »
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #32 on: August 31, 2010, 07:06:29 am »
The Werth family sounds cooler imo.

N. Tell him that "You need some time to think" and try to find someone from the Werth family.

I mean, really, let's think about our chances of surviving. We can A) Survive for now but get into a criminal gang or B) Have a slightly lower chance of surviving but we can get into a *mafia* group. They should protect us as long as we prove to be useful and won't anger them. Criminal gang.. Will probably sell us out if a cop offers money/other services.
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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #33 on: August 31, 2010, 07:09:57 am »
Quote from: mipe9 on August 31, 2010, 07:06:29 am
The Werth family sounds cooler imo.

N. Tell him that "You need some time to think" and try to find someone from the Werth family.

I mean, really, let's think about our chances of surviving. We can A) Survive for now but get into a criminal gang or B) Have a slightly lower chance of surviving but we can get into a *mafia* group. They should protect us as long as we prove to be useful and won't anger them. Criminal gang.. Will probably sell us out if a cop offers money/other services.

I agree, the mafia can probably protect us more, find somebody fro the werth family.
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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #34 on: August 31, 2010, 11:01:45 pm »
You guys are missing the part when he says military grade weapons

as in grenades 
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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #35 on: August 31, 2010, 11:06:59 pm »
Quote from: cappstv on August 31, 2010, 11:01:45 pm
You guys are missing the part when he says military grade weapons

as in grenades
THAT'S A SMALL PROBLEM, IT DOES NOT MATTER. WE WILL GET OUR GRENADES ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #36 on: September 01, 2010, 02:09:23 pm »
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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #37 on: September 01, 2010, 02:18:22 pm »
Grab the pistol, fire a round into each of his feet. Grab the rifle, fire it into his... Err... Penis. Then grab the grenade, put it where the sun don't shine, pull the pin, and run.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #38 on: September 01, 2010, 02:21:29 pm »
Grab a grenade, pull the pin, and stuff the nade down his throat.
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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #39 on: September 01, 2010, 02:24:19 pm »
Quote from: Tarran on September 01, 2010, 02:18:22 pm
Grab the pistol, fire a round into each of his feet. Grab the rifle, fire it into his... Err... Penis. Then grab the grenade, put it where the sun don't shine, pull the pin, and run.

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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #40 on: September 01, 2010, 04:02:21 pm »
Quote from: Tarran on September 01, 2010, 02:18:22 pm
Grab the pistol, fire a round into each of his feet. Grab the rifle, fire it into his... Err... Penis. Then grab the grenade, put it where the sun don't shine, pull the pin, and run.
This. And Before you use the grenade, shove the trophy finger into his mouth, and make him chew.
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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #41 on: September 02, 2010, 02:38:11 am »
Put some of the liquid in the glass into the syringe and infect it in the most unpleasant place you can think of.
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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #42 on: September 02, 2010, 03:01:29 am »
Quote from: Tarran on September 01, 2010, 02:18:22 pm
Grab the pistol, fire a round into each of his feet. Grab the rifle, fire it into his... Err... Penis. Then grab the grenade, put it where the sun don't shine, pull the pin, and run.
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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #43 on: September 02, 2010, 03:03:42 am »
Quote from: fivex on September 02, 2010, 02:38:11 am
Put some of the liquid in the glass into the syringe and infect it in the most unpleasant place you can think of.

That. Then saw his middle off (We LIKE fingers) and shove a nade in his throat.
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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #44 on: September 02, 2010, 09:30:56 am »
Kill the two rebels and escape with the prisoner
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