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Author Topic: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike  (Read 9789 times)

Ringmaster

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Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« on: August 29, 2010, 09:07:41 pm »

Yes, I'm here to offer you the chance of a lifetime, to play a wonderful game that aims to imitate the life and times of a serial killer. There are very few restrictions, you can play as a straight up serial killer, or you can play as a vigilante (Batman, ho!) or you can play as a mob hitman, or anything in between. So, without further ado, let's not play Serial Killer Roguelike.

The first thing we should do is create a character.



This game is incredibly clever, in that it lets you input whatever psychoses you want in to it, and as long as it exists, your character will be effected by it. So don't hold back, let fly with your suggestions!

We will need a name, an age, a height, a weight, any number of psychotic traits you want, and a preferred victim profile.

Go!

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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2010, 09:11:03 pm »

Ed Manson ,age 28. 6'1. 134 pounds. OCD and Oedipus complex.
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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2010, 09:12:31 pm »

Ed Manson ,age 28. 6'1. 134 pounds. OCD and Oedipus complex.

But with added muscle spasms.

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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2010, 09:16:07 pm »

I didn't know AsciiDraw supported apps. :o
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Ed Manson ,age 28. 6'1. 134 pounds. OCD and Oedipus complex.

But with added muscle spasms.
And he cuts of the fingers of his victims and eats them.
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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2010, 09:21:03 pm »

Maybe this should be in Forum Games and Roleplaying? Just a suggestion. You'll get more players there.

Ed Manson ,age 28. 6'1. 134 pounds. OCD and Oedipus complex.

But with added muscle spasms.
And he cuts of the fingers of his victims and eats them.
And he goes in a berserk rage whenever he sees cops.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2010, 09:21:12 pm »

Name: Tanford Brullies
Age: 40
Height: 5"8
Weight: 210

Psychosis: Manic Schizophrenia, Manic depression, uncontrollable anger

Preferred victims: Women over 70, and any balding individuals.
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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2010, 09:23:02 pm »

Maybe this should be in Forum Games and Roleplaying? Just a suggestion. You'll get more players there.

Ed Manson ,age 28. 6'1. 134 pounds. OCD and Oedipus complex.

But with added muscle spasms.
And he cuts of the fingers of his victims and eats them.
And he goes in a berserk rage whenever he sees cops.
And makes a mark on his arm for every kill and only targets women with blue eyes and black hair younger than 20.
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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2010, 09:26:20 pm »

Ed Manson ,age 28. 6'1. 134 pounds. OCD and Oedipus complex.

But with added muscle spasms.
And he cuts of the fingers of his victims and eats them.
And he goes in a berserk rage whenever he sees cops.
And makes a mark on his arm for every kill and only targets women with blue eyes and black hair younger than 20.
And he also likes grenades with a passion. And uses them whenever he can.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2010, 10:25:05 pm »

Maybe this should be in Forum Games and Roleplaying? Just a suggestion. You'll get more players there.

Ed Manson ,age 28. 6'1. 134 pounds. OCD and Oedipus complex.

But with added muscle spasms.
And he cuts of the fingers of his victims and eats them.
And he goes in a berserk rage whenever he sees cops.
And makes a mark on his arm for every kill and only targets women with blue eyes and black hair younger than 20.

I think I'm going to go to hell for LPing this.

But very well, our character has been made!

Spoiler: The Story Begins (click to show/hide)

Next update will be some time today (I'm on GMT)
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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2010, 10:27:44 pm »

Get yourself a kitchen knife!
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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2010, 10:29:28 pm »

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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2010, 10:49:12 pm »

Don't forget to take a quick check for a grenade or two. You never know.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2010, 06:55:04 am »

Wow, I don't see this guy's spree lasting long.  Police should be knocking on his door in about ten minutes.

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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2010, 08:18:46 am »

You people are crazy.

Begin to wash off blood, and wear a long sleeve shirt. Turn down the thermostat.
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Re: Let's Not Play Serial Killer Roguelike
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2010, 08:24:40 am »

 :-\ Saving money are we?
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