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Author Topic: BlandQuest - A Quest that is Bland  (Read 6569 times)

techno65535

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Re: BlandQuest - A Quest that is Bland
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2010, 06:09:04 pm »
Quote from: dwarfguy2 on August 29, 2010, 06:00:20 pm
stupid humpert, those are just your TRUSTY MACES. you just woke up in your CASTLE WHERE EVERYONE SLEEPS ON THE FLOOR, and this is the ROYAL BEDCHAMBERS. hurry, to the THRONE ROOM! you have that IMPORTANT POLITICAL MEETING tonight! oh, but first you should take your PILLS THAT STOP ALL THIS EMPHASIS MALARKEY.
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Quote from: Ashsaber on September 17, 2013, 08:30:11 pm
... while being chased by axe-welding cats in the dark.
Scratch that, throwing-axe-wielding cats in the dark.
They're cute but my god that's terrifying.
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Re: BlandQuest - A Quest that is Bland
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2010, 06:09:37 pm »
Look out the window
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The end of the world is more fun then I expected.

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Re: BlandQuest - A Quest that is Bland
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2010, 06:19:21 pm »
>Steal a chain to use as a garrote for whoever comes to torture us. Afterwards, steal their clothes and escape!
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Re: BlandQuest - A Quest that is Bland
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2010, 06:20:37 pm »
>Examine Fourth Wall
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Re: BlandQuest - A Quest that is Bland
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2010, 06:22:11 pm »
Pull two chains and a brick out of the wall and make chain-brickchucks.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: BlandQuest - A Quest that is Bland
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2010, 06:23:59 pm »
Quote from: breadbocks on August 29, 2010, 06:22:11 pm
Pull two chains and a brick out of the wall and make chain-brickchucks.
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Re: BlandQuest - A Quest that is Bland
« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2010, 06:24:37 pm »
Quote from: techno65535 on August 29, 2010, 06:09:04 pm
Quote from: dwarfguy2 on August 29, 2010, 06:00:20 pm
stupid humpert, those are just your TRUSTY MACES. you just woke up in your CASTLE WHERE EVERYONE SLEEPS ON THE FLOOR, and this is the ROYAL BEDCHAMBERS. hurry, to the THRONE ROOM! you have that IMPORTANT POLITICAL MEETING tonight! oh, but first you should take your PILLS THAT STOP ALL THIS EMPHASIS MALARKEY.
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techno65535

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Re: BlandQuest - A Quest that is Bland
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2010, 06:25:33 pm »
Shouldn't that be 2 bricks and 1 chain?
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Quote from: Ashsaber on September 17, 2013, 08:30:11 pm
... while being chased by axe-welding cats in the dark.
Scratch that, throwing-axe-wielding cats in the dark.
They're cute but my god that's terrifying.
GENERATION 10: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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Re: BlandQuest - A Quest that is Bland
« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2010, 06:32:27 pm »
Quote from: techno65535 on August 29, 2010, 06:25:33 pm
Shouldn't that be 2 bricks and 1 chain?
No. You tie a chain and a brick together to make chain-brickchucks.
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: BlandQuest - A Quest that is Bland
« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2010, 06:37:55 pm »
>Tear the chains out of the wall



You rip the chains straight out of the wall, gaining 1 point to your strength score.

Your new strength grants you a MANLY CHIN LEVEL 1 - PEASANT LAD CHIN

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Re: BlandQuest - A Quest that is Bland
« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2010, 06:38:24 pm »
Break door in rage.
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ein

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Re: BlandQuest - A Quest that is Bland
« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2010, 06:39:06 pm »
Learn Courier New.
It's nice and neat.
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Re: BlandQuest - A Quest that is Bland
« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2010, 06:41:13 pm »
HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR AVATAR!

Quote from: Org on August 29, 2010, 06:38:24 pm
Break door in rage.
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Quote from: Ashsaber on September 17, 2013, 08:30:11 pm
... while being chased by axe-welding cats in the dark.
Scratch that, throwing-axe-wielding cats in the dark.
They're cute but my god that's terrifying.
GENERATION 10: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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Re: BlandQuest - A Quest that is Bland
« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2010, 06:43:32 pm »
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Quote from: Burnt Pies on June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm
Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: BlandQuest - A Quest that is Bland
« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2010, 06:44:50 pm »
Quote from: techno65535 on August 29, 2010, 06:41:13 pm
HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR AVATAR!

Realmfighter happened.
Also, Charisma.
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