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[Cthulhu]

It is a quest.  It may not actually be bland.  It will likely be short-lived.



You wake to find yourself in a poorly drawn dungeon cell, shackled to the wall.  It is clammy and cold, and in the distance you hear the sounds of people being tortured.  You fear you'll probably be next.

You try to remember what the hell you did wrong, but you can't remember anything.

You focus on remembering your name.

Your name is...



IMPORTANT:  YOU CAN TYPE SILLY STUFF, BUT IF IT'S RETARDED AND DISRUPTIVE DON'T EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN.  AND SO HELP ME IF I EVEN THINK YOU SUGGESTED "HERP DERP RAPE EVERBODY" I WILL PUNCH YOU THROUGH THE INTERNET.

NO RAPE.  DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

[Phantom]

That dudes name is Bob.

[SHAD0Wdump]

>Make those bricks less blurry! Detestful!

[Jervous]

Richard Humpert

[Phantom]

>Make those bricks less blurry! Detestful!

They look exactly the same as the ones on the other walls. Stupid copy paste walls.

[techno65535]

Name: Bob
First action: Chew on the bricks above your head while the guards come in.

[Cthulhu]

>Make those bricks less blurry! Detestful!



The bricks, ashamed of their blurry nature, wink out of existence.  The walls are still clammy, just a lot smoother.

What is your name?

[Cthulhu]

Your name is Richard Humpert

Despite this revelation, you are still shackled to the wall.  What do you do?

[SHAD0Wdump]

>Realize you were actually just pretending to be shackled to the wall and are in reality, holding the shackles.

[Jervous]

Place your feet above the floor and against the wall, then push as hard as you can.

[dwarfguy2]

stupid humpert, those are just your TRUSTY MACES. you just woke up in your CASTLE WHERE EVERYONE SLEEPS ON THE FLOOR, and this is the ROYAL BEDCHAMBERS. hurry, to the THRONE ROOM! you have that IMPORTANT POLITICAL MEETING tonight! oh, but first you should take your PILLS THAT STOP ALL THIS EMPHASIS MALARKEY.

[Org]

Teleport away.

[Cthulhu]

>Place your feet above the floor and against the wall, then push as hard as you can.



Turns out, your shackles weren't actually locked.  You throw yourself forward and smack your head on the floor.

[SHAD0Wdump]

>taste floor

[Jervous]

Tear the chains out of the wall.