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[Cyntrox]

I got this idea when I was at a waterpark that had lots of fountains and stuff, and my first, entirely serious, thought was: "Man, that must be one hell of a FPS drain..."

You might be a dwarf fortress player if you close the door behind you as to not waste processing power on pathfinding.
You might be a dwarf fortress player if all your knowledge about geology is about what metal can be extracted from what rocks.

Now you think of something better.

[Mekboy]

You might be a Dwarf Fortress player if you try to butcher your cat whenever you run out of food.
You might be a Dwarf Fortress player if you strap babies to yourself as armour.

[nbonaparte]

YMBADFPI you try to mod the real world's raw files.

[rhinelander]

YMBADFPI you withdraw from society...

[breadbocks]

YMBADFPIY pour water on your basement floor to try and make a farm.

[Sindayven]

YMBADFPI your roasts are a bit heavy on the wine...

[Eugenitor]

YMBADFPI you go to Hawaii just to watch the magma.

[ungulateman]

YMBADFPI you plan on a career in geology because hey, let's go find the HFS!

[Mel_Vixen]

YMBADFPI you have memorised the geological map of your embark tile Hometown.
YMBADFPI you stop shaving so you can buy - with the saved money on razors - a well crafted two handed sword.
 

[Thadius]

YMBADFPI you think to yourself regularly about building workshops out of a single stone.
YMBADFPI you think that all you need to expand the basement is a pickaxe.
YMBADFPI you start designing execution shafts...for use in real life.
YMBADFPI you start in on some critical, business-saving task...by taking a five-hour nap.
YMBADFPI you avoid having any friends of the opposite gender for fear of offspring via spores.
YMBADFPI you need alcohol to get through the working day.

[PTTG??]

YMBADFPI you avoid having any friends of the opposite gender for fear of offspring via spores.

DF players don't really need to "avoid" that. Seems to happen naturally.

YMBADFPI if you name everything with a random combination of two nouns.

[Dippimunch]

YMBADFPI you dream in ASCII- especially if the contents would be mistaken for some bizarre, hellish, fever-induced nightmare (miles of labyrinthine underground halls covered and filled with the excreta of several nations, mangled bones and limbs strewn about, bearing untold amounts of little people frantically crafting and killing everything illuminated by a combination of 100-z magmafalls and the fire-breath of several Eyless Chinchilla Brine Demons)

[Medicine Man]

YMBADFPI if when you see a child you have a strong urge to gouge out it's eyes.

[AtomicPaperclip]

You might be a dwarf fortress player if you close the door behind you as to not waste processing power on pathfinding.

That's not normal?
No seriously, :S

[Africa]

You might be a dwarf fortress player if all your knowledge about geology is about what metal can be extracted from what rocks.

This is me.