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[BurningLed]

Wait, is quantum stockpiling not allowed?  Why was there a massive stone stockpile? xD

[Still Standing]

There was a quantum stockpile set up in turn 1 that I was using, but it seems that turn 3 decided he wanted a massive stone stockpile.  Why not? xD

[TheJackal]

QUANTUM?!?!?! Sounds like an ELVISH term to me! 
Are you a bunch of hippy, tree hugging, no-earth-digging, long-ear having, golden-flowing hair having, Legolas-worshipping ELVES??!?!?

NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU. ARE. DWARVES!

Giant stockpiles please the dwaven gods, as do all other signs of excess, like solid gold coffins and carvings and MAGMA SUPERWEAPONS.

Strike the EARTH!

_{Also I never knew how quantum stockpiling works.}

[LAAT501legion]

NOBODY IS GOING TO CALL ME AND ELF AND CONTINUE LIVING, I RESERVE SOMETHING ESPECIAL FOR YOU!!!!!
18th of Felsite
A boy has born, and the plan of throwing the elfs to the magma has failed  I'm gone kill them all!!!
24th of Felsite
This military is slow, it tooked them 6 days to kill them!
25th of Felsite
A kobold chief!!!
And the military let him escape!!! 
5th of Hematite
I have ordered to forge iron helms(Our soldier are not worth of them them, but perhaps we can get good soldiers in the future...)
6th of Hematite
The mayor wants some goods...
I think I will prepare something special for him...

17th of Hematite
I'm expanding my laboratory, I hope I can make some experiments before the year ends.WITH THIS HIPPO 

20th of Hematite
And when I was relaxed seeing how the dwarfs butcher the dragon(Who wants zombie dragon meat  )...

ONCE AGAIN NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Also,sorry for the short turns

[Briggs]

Haha, the dwarven gods are smiling on you, LAAT, and ensuring there is much FUN to be had.

[LAAT501legion]

Haha, the dwarven gods are smiling on you, LAAT, and ensuring there is much FUN to be had.

Yeah, because
22th of Hemanite
Even the giants are fools.Now we have a caged giant  .PARTY(OBVIUSLY WITH THE GIANT BEEING USED IN MY LABORATORY *insert evil laughter*)
8th of Malachite
A dwarf has been taked by a mood and has begun constructing something.
12th of Malachite
A FIGURINE!!!
A DAMN FIGURINE!!!!!!
COLDN'T YOU PRODUCE A WEAPON?
STUPID DWARFS!

13th of Malachite
Well, at least the crazy armorer died: I would throw his corpse to the hippo, but i guess that would make the people angry

[LAAT501legion]

5th of Galena
Today I found an elf diplomat  RAAARGGHHHHHHHHHHH
12th of Galena
Humans arrived today, if the don't have somethong interesting i will kill them
19th of Galena
I have traded things with the humans,mostly food.
1st of Limestone
Autumm has arrived, and the dwarf haven't finished building my garbage destructor,why I'm surrounded by fools 
8th of Limestone
I have ordered to forge some magma-safe floodgates and iron gauntlets
15th of Limestone
One  of the levers in my command center, the one of the volcano bridge,has been completed
18th of Limestone
Because those dwarfs are slow, I have finished myself another level,the one of the bridge of the trade Depot
4th of Sandostone
I hate all this stupid dwarfs,I'm preparing for walling me with my control room
7th of Sandstone
A dwarf has been taked by a mood, I hope it makes an useful think
16th of Sandstone
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AT LEAST!!!!!!!!!!
I'M SAFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have complete control over the fort!!!!!
And food  for years,altought i will to brew drinks sometimes. I also have workshops for making things if I'm bored

18 th of Sandstone
An armor standard! Well, it's more useful that the figurine.

28th  of Sandstone today I have brew more ale. Tasty ale
5th of Timber
Construction of an arena has started.I would like to be there waching the combats, but here I'm invulnerable *insert evil laughter*
17 th of Timber
Merchant dwarfs have arrivated, let's see what we can trade
19th of Timber
A vile force of darkness has arrived.
MUHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
I'M SAFE,I'M SAFE 
Well, I will have to save the dwarfs,no?
Ok,everyone inside

[Tuxman]

Is LAAT501legion done...?

And I take the save from the 1st post, right? Or will he post it...?

[Briggs]

I don't think he's done yet. He hasn't uploaded/linked his completed save yet.

[LAAT501legion]

I havent finished yet, It's only that yesterday was busy, I hope I finish today

[LAAT501legion]

28th of Timber
The goblins don't come.They will be afraid? there are only an squad of marksman
10th of Limestone
Some dwrafs are sitting in the entrace,saying that they want to drink  I have tons of barrels of wine inside...
12th of Limestone
Goblins are fools, one jump into the wepon traps, that removed his lower body, and other was caged
14 th of limestone
Goblins are gone, they jumped into the weapon traps and half of their number die horribly beeing mutilated by the serrated disks, the rest fled. One silly dwarf chased them and kill his commander  I think we will need to apoint a psych
20th of Limestone
The merchants leave. And I don't trade with them  Damm goblins, the ones I have caged will pay...
26th of Limestone
The mayor wanted something and has condemmned a dwarf to be in prison. I ordered the preparation of operation'Roasted mayor'
1st of Opal
Everything that happens makes me think I need to find someone who isn't a fool.The merchants, after beeing 10 days packing his things, decide that instead of going for the volcano path, they're going to go down the stairway 
7th of Opal
The preparation for operation 'Roasted mayor' have been completed. I only have to pull the lever in the blue control panel to fill his bedroom with magma *insert evil laughter*

Oh, and a pleb has withdraw from society
9th of Opal
Today some madrils try to steal some golbins ropes. Ropes that were in the traps*Insert mandril crys of agony being mutilated by the traps* 
3rd of Obsidian
I have taked a decission, when spring comes, I will give the command to another dwarf, I don't want to be worried about the fate of these fools
9th of Obsidian
Today I remembered something. What happened to the dwarf who withdraw from society Oh, he's in the dining room quiet, I suppose he wants a workshop, I have ordered some to be constructed
20th of Obsidian
These dwarf are stupids

23th of Obsidian
The year is going to end well and
AN AMBUSH! CURSE THEM!
They killed a peasant and an stupid wrestler before they we're caged and the fort destroyer killed a thief who was with them
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Ok, the year is finished. Everything is good, except there isn't a lot of alcohol.The thing near the dining room is an arena, use it I'm locked near the mayor's room with a lot of food and 5 wine, I have ordered myself to produce more, keep an eye on that. I have levers for controling the fort, so it's a sort of control room.
I hope the best for the next player, and make those caged goblins know the meaning of the word pain.
Save:http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=3042
Use the seasonal save  of spring 1055

[Tuxman]

downloading the save now.

why did you save it as a rar... I have to download a new unzipper program...

[Still Standing]

I do have to ask...  Did you magma the Dwarf name "Zoey"?  When I had my turn she was the Mayor, and it's the OP's character.  Bet she wont be happy. :p

[Tuxman]

Journal of Tuxman, Fortress Planner

"So I was commissioned from the mountainhomes to work at this fortress. I walk in the fort door, and the first thing I notice is this.



Is this... is this wood? over magma? What sick fuck's idea was it to put a wood over a magma pool. Its charred all over. A single arrow would pierce this.

I decided that this entrance must go. As I oversaw another thing, all of this magma was certainly being put to waste. Where was the magma cannon? That would be my second project.

Thats it! I shall combine them!

Hehe...

[Still Standing]

Nooo, it's not wood!  It's good, solid stone!  He's going to destroy my lovely magma drawbridge.