Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Josephus]

Looks like scourges are a good weapon choice after all.

It worked especially well with the Brute/Disabler team of MAP and Gutstabberson. Gutstabberson was tough and fast enough to soak up a lot of damage, while once MAP managed to hit a few times, the opponent was essentially over.

[Flagrarus]

I can think of a few exhibition matches now, like simply pitting MAP and Gitstabberson against each other, or their team vs the previous tournament's finalists. I might even try writing up that last one o
unless someone better at it than me ( probably everyone ) would like to try.

[Mysteriousbluepuppet]

id like to try my hand against gutstabberson. Hippy's are a traitorous bunch, after all.

[Vox Nihili]

Attacked from behind- the only way either of my puny opponents could have hoped to best me!

[Mysteriousbluepuppet]

Attacked from behind- the only way either of my puny opponents could have hoped to best me!

Yeaaaah right

[Mountain-King]

As I was looking over the tournament, I noticed that Josephus made a fatal error. One that could have, potentially, changed the outcome of the entire tournament. I feel that, had the mistake not been made, the contestant in question could have had a solid chance at the championship.

Imacutyourface is a bronze colossus, not a gremlin.

In the interest of fairness, I have decided to run a match between Imacutyourface and our current champions. If Imacutyourface wins, they lose their titles and he becomes the true champion.

EXHIBITION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH:

GUTSTABBERSON and MAPLE WILLOW ASPEN vs. IMACUTYOURFACE, BRONZE COLOSSUS

Maple Willow Aspen starts up the match by charging fearlessly at Imacutyourface and striking it with his great scourge, but it simply glances off harmlessly. Imacutyourface charges him and knocks him to the ground, but his attacks all miss or are blocked by the dwarf. Gutstabberson, taking advantage of the colossus' distraction, strikes at his guts from behind, but this proves equally ineffective. Imacutyourface turns around and charges Gutstabberson clear to the edge of the arena, raining down blow after blow. The minotaur tries to evade the attacks, but he lacks his partner's defensive capabilities. His legs are shattered by the colossus' fists. The great statue picks him up, about to crush his head with a single hand, but Maple Willow Aspen lashes him from behind, drawing his attention away. The two trade blows, neither able to penetrate the other's defenses. Meanwhile, Gustabberson, showing incredible force of will, totters towards the colossus on broken legs, but falls after a few steps. The colossus hears him and, remembering its other opponent, knocks the hippy down with a swat of its massive hand and turns back to Gutstabberson. It shatters the minotaur's limbs with a few punches and then... my god... it's indescribable... mercilessly cuts the minotaur's face, gouging out everything there is to gouge. The dwarven hippy, horrified by the spectacle, launches a volley of blows at the colossus' back, but they all glance off harmlessly. He reminds the colossus that minotaurs are an endangered species and that he should just chill out and coexist with Mother Nature. Imacutyourface must have heard him because it stops gouging Gutstabberson and just caves his head in. With one of the two champions dealt with, it turns to Maple Willow Aspen, who blocks a few blows and counterstrikes, but misses entirely. Imacutyourface takes advantage of the momentary lapse in defense by wrapping his arm around the hippy's neck and crushing his throat. The colossus tosses Aspen to the ground and roars a silent roar of victory to the night sky. Ladies and gentlemen... your new champion.

Spoiler: Combat Log (click to show/hide)

Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left upper leg with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface misses Maple Willow Aspen!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right upper leg with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface charges at Maple Willow Aspen!
Imacutyourface misses Maple Willow Aspen!
Imacutyourface collides with Maple Willow Aspen!
Maple Willow Aspen is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Imacutyourface strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is blocked!
Gutstabberson stabs Imacutyourface in the lower body from behind with his bronze pike, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface charges at Gutstabberson!
Imacutyourface attacks Gutstabberson but He jumps away!
Imacutyourface charges at Gutstabberson!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the upper body with its left hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung!
Gutstabberson is having trouble breathing!
Imacutyourface collides with Gutstabberson!
Gutstabberson is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Maple Willow Aspen is no longer stunned.
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the right lower arm with its left hand, bruising the muscle!
Imacutyourface grabs Gutstabberson by the fourth finger, left hand with its right lower arm!
The Maple Willow Aspen stands up.
Imacutyourface releases the grip of Imacutyourface's right lower arm on Gutstabberson's fourth finger, left hand.
Imacutyourface grabs Gutstabberson by the upper left back tooth with its left hand!
The Gutstabberson stands up.
Imacutyourface charges at Gutstabberson!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the left lower leg with its right hand, bruising the fat!
Imacutyourface collides with Gutstabberson!
Gutstabberson is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the lower body with its left hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach!
Imacutyourface grabs Gutstabberson by the upper left back tooth with its right upper arm!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the left upper leg with its left hand, shattering the bone!
The Gutstabberson stands up.
Imacutyourface charges at Gutstabberson!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the left lower leg with its right hand, bruising the muscle!
Imacutyourface collides with Gutstabberson!
Gutstabberson is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the right upper leg with its left hand, shattering the bone!
Imacutyourface grabs Gutstabberson by the head with its left upper arm!
Imacutyourface releases the grip of Imacutyourface's left upper arm on Gutstabberson's head.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right upper leg from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
The Gutstabberson is no longer stunned.
Imacutyourface charges at Maple Willow Aspen!
Imacutyourface misses Maple Willow Aspen!
Imacutyourface collides with Maple Willow Aspen!
Maple Willow Aspen is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Imacutyourface strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is blocked!
The Gutstabberson stands up.
Imacutyourface strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is blocked!
The Maple Willow Aspen stands up.
Imacutyourface charges at Maple Willow Aspen!
Imacutyourface misses Maple Willow Aspen!
Imacutyourface collides with Maple Willow Aspen!
Maple Willow Aspen is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Imacutyourface strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is blocked!
Maple Willow Aspen counterstrikes!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left upper leg with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is blocked!
Maple Willow Aspen counterstrikes!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the head with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
The Maple Willow Aspen is no longer stunned.
Imacutyourface strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is blocked!
The Maple Willow Aspen stands up.
Imacutyourface charges at Maple Willow Aspen!
Imacutyourface misses Maple Willow Aspen!
Imacutyourface collides with Maple Willow Aspen!
Maple Willow Aspen is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Imacutyourface strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is blocked!
Maple Willow Aspen counterstrikes!
Maple Willow Aspen misses Imacutyourface!
Imacutyourface strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is blocked!
The Maple Willow Aspen is no longer stunned.
Imacutyourface strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is blocked!
The Maple Willow Aspen stands up.
Imacutyourface charges at Maple Willow Aspen!
Imacutyourface misses Maple Willow Aspen!
Imacutyourface collides with Maple Willow Aspen!
Maple Willow Aspen is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Imacutyourface strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is blocked!
The Gutstabberson gives in to pain.
The Gutstabberson falls over.
Imacutyourface strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is blocked!
The Maple Willow Aspen is no longer stunned.
Imacutyourface strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is blocked!
Imacutyourface grabs Gutstabberson by the second toe, left foot with its right hand!
The Maple Willow Aspen stands up.
Imacutyourface releases the grip of Imacutyourface's right hand on Gutstabberson's second toe, left foot.
Imacutyourface grabs Gutstabberson by the upper front tooth with its right lower arm!
Imacutyourface releases the grip of Imacutyourface's right lower arm on Gutstabberson's upper front tooth.
Imacutyourface grabs Gutstabberson by the lower right back tooth with its right lower arm!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the upper body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface releases the grip of Imacutyourface's right lower arm on Gutstabberson's lower right back tooth.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the upper body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface grabs Gutstabberson by the first toe, right foot with its left hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left foot from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface releases the grip of Imacutyourface's left hand on Gutstabberson's first toe, right foot.
Imacutyourface grabs Gutstabberson by the fourth finger, right hand with its right lower arm!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left lower leg from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface releases the grip of Imacutyourface's right lower arm on Gutstabberson's fourth finger, right hand.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left upper arm from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface grabs Gutstabberson by the right lower leg with its left hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right lower arm from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the right lower arm with its right hand, shattering the bone!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the right upper leg with its left hand, shattering the bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the upper body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface locks Gutstabberson's right knee with Imacutyourface's left hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left hand from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface releases the joint lock of Imacutyourface's left hand on Gutstabberson's right lower leg.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the upper body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface releases the grip of Imacutyourface's left hand on Gutstabberson's right lower leg.
Imacutyourface grabs Gutstabberson by the fifth toe, right foot with its left lower arm!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the upper body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface releases the grip of Imacutyourface's left lower arm on Gutstabberson's fifth toe, right foot.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the upper body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface grabs Gutstabberson by the upper right back tooth with its right lower arm!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right hand from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface releases the grip of Imacutyourface's right lower arm on Gutstabberson's upper right back tooth.
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the lower body with its right hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the left kidney!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right lower leg from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface grabs Gutstabberson by the head with its right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the lower body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the upper body with its left hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the lower body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eyelid with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left upper leg from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
The Gutstabberson regains consciousness.
The Gutstabberson gives in to pain.
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right lower arm from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the head from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eyelid with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left upper arm from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the upper body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eyelid with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left lower leg from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the lower body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left lower leg from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the upper body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the upper body with its right hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left hand from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right eyelid with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left upper leg from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the upper body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the left upper leg with its left hand, shattering the bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left lower arm from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right upper leg from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right eyelid with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the lower body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the lower body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right eyelid with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right foot from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the head from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left hand from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left upper arm from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the head from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the right upper leg with its left hand, jamming the bone through the right hip's muscle and shattering the right hip's bone!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the lower body with its left hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the upper body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right upper leg from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the upper body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right lower arm from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the left horn with its right hand and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left upper leg from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eyelid with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the fifth toe, left foot from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right eyelid with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right lower leg from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
The Gutstabberson regains consciousness.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left upper arm from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the upper body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the mouth with its left hand, bruising the left cheek!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right lower arm from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the upper body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
The Gutstabberson gives in to pain.
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left lower leg from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right upper arm from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right eyelid with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the right lower arm with its right hand, shattering the bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the lower body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right eyelid with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right lower arm from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right eyelid with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right upper leg from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the right lower arm with its right hand, shattering the bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the lower body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eyelid with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right upper arm from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the lower body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eyelid with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the lower body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the upper body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the head from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the lower body with its right hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the head from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eyelid with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the thumb, right hand from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the lower body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right hand from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right eyelid with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right upper leg from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eyelid with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the upper body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right lower leg from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's left cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the upper body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the lower body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the lower body with its right hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left upper leg from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right eye with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the left lower leg from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface gouges Gutstabberson's right cheek with Imacutyourface's right hand!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the upper body from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the right upper leg with its left hand, shattering the bone!
Imacutyourface punches Gutstabberson in the head with its left hand, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
Gutstabberson has been struck down.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Imacutyourface in the right lower arm from behind with his platinum scourge, but the attack glances away!
Imacutyourface charges at Maple Willow Aspen!
Imacutyourface misses Maple Willow Aspen!
Imacutyourface collides with Maple Willow Aspen!
Maple Willow Aspen is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Imacutyourface strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is blocked!
Maple Willow Aspen counterstrikes!
Maple Willow Aspen misses Imacutyourface!
Imacutyourface grabs Maple Willow Aspen by the throat with its left lower arm!
Imacutyourface places a chokehold on Maple Willow Aspen's throat with Imacutyourface's left lower arm!
The Maple Willow Aspen is no longer stunned.
Imacutyourface strangles Maple Willow Aspen's throat!
Maple Willow Aspen passes out.
Imacutyourface strangles Maple Willow Aspen's throat!
Maple Willow Aspen has bled to death.

[Prepaid Lenin]

And that's why we don't let them play here.

[Josephus]

Imacutyourface is a bronze colossus, not a gremlin.

Actually, he was a Bronze Colossus in his mind. That's where it counts.

[Acanthus117]

Imacutyourface is a bronze colossus, not a gremlin.

Actually, he was a Bronze Colossus in his mind. That's where it counts.

sshhh, don't tell him or the magic will wear off!

[Josephus]

Aright, who wants to run the next tourney?

[breadbocks]

I'll I guess.

[Josephus]

Round Robin or Tiered Eliminations?

[GannonDorf]

I vote randomized. Before each round we spend, and (without knowing in advance) you are given a random opponent from the list of remaining fighters. Only in the Finals match will you know who you're facing- it gets scrambled every round. It's even possible to do this with two-man teams, and scramble your partner as well.

Round Robin is fine too... 

[breadbocks]

What's Round Robin? I'm liking Gannon's idea too.

EDIT: Google'd it. Oh god not RR. I'm thinking closed random. You only know the name, so you could get some fun matchups...

[Mountain-King]

don't really like the idea of doing it randomly. it takes out some of the strategy.

round robin would be kind of cool but would also require you to do more than a thousand matches. so, not the most practical thing.

if we really need a special gimmick for each tournament, how about a custom arena? like an arena with no walls surrounded by magma, for example, or a multiple-z-level tower.