Championships!Maple Willow Aspen (Dwarf) and Gutstabberson, Son of Gutstabber (Minotaur) versus Vox (Dwarf) and The Spartan (Human)!Managers Mysteriousbluepuppet, Howells, Vox Nihili, and Mountain-King"Here it is, Olon! The final showdown!"
"That's right, Urist. Today, two teams will go head to head to prove who is worthy to be the Bay 12 DF Gladiator Challenge Champion!"
"In the ring now, we've got Maple Willow Aspen and his partner, Gutstabberson. Maple Willow Aspen is one of those rarities - a dwarf hippy who is so good with his weapon that he is here, in the final stages of the tourney!"
"And his partner, Gutstabberson, is no slouch. That bulk of his is deceptively fast, and he's good enough with a spear to make a goblin weapon master wet his pants!"
"Too true, Olon. But they've go their work cut out for them today! Entering the ring now is our tournament's esteemed founder, Vox! The nimble dwarf has spent this entire tourney unarmored, wielding his dagger and shield with astounding proficiency!"
"His partner, the Spartan, is just as fearsome! The team's strategy of pinning down an opponent with the Spartan's spear has proved effective so far - will it be too much for the team of Maple Willow Aspen and Gutstabberson?"
"We'll see, Olon. It's time to find out!"
The Spartan darts toward his opposite number, sending a crackling spear strike as Gutstabberson leaps towards him! The Spartan's thrust strikes the Minotaur in the hand, severing his middle finger and sending it sailing into the stands! There's going to be one happy fan tonight!
Gutstabberson's momentum carries him into the Spartan's personal space, and they collide. The human rebounds off the Minotaur's brawny chest and lands on his back, allowing Gutstabberson to make a thrust of his own with his bronze pike! The Spartan catches the attack on his shield and makes a return thrust with his spear, tagging the Minotaur in the hand again!
Vox has sneaked up on Gutstabberson as he tangles with the Spartan, and he takes his chance! As Gutstabberson furiously attempts to hit the Spartan behind his shield, Vox jams his dagger into the thick meat of the Minotaur's thigh and twists, chipping a bone!
Maple Willow Aspen enters the fight now! Attempting to get Vox's dagger out of his partner, he sends his heavy platinum scourge whirling down at Vox. The other dwarf manages to avoid the brunt of the blow, but takes a hit to the hand, receiving a wound to his finger!
Gutstabberson takes advantage of this distraction to knock over the Spartan again, this time sending him tumbling head over heels backwards! Maple Willow Aspen spins and smacks Vox right in the chest, giving him breathing difficulties and a nasty looking bruise - but in a single motion, he brings the whip back around and tags Vox right in the forehead, taking the founder out of this fight!
Gutstabberson again drives his spear at the Spartan, but this time the effort is far too much for him, and he passes out and falls over just as the Spartan blocks the strike. Maple Willow Aspen attempts a scourge strike at the Spartan, but the human dodges easily, sending a half-hearted spear strike at the dwarf, and returns to start pummeling the prone Gutstabberson with his spear!
Maple Willow Aspen, incensed at being ignored, applies the deadly Yuktobanian Whip Dance and begins to lash the everloving hell out of the human, lashing the Spartan in the throat and opening an artery! That certainly gets his attention, as the Spartan turns to the dwarf hippy and begins wildly thrusting in his general direction!
What follow is perhaps a clinic in dodging skills, as Maple Willow Aspen lands eight strikes on the Spartan without the human even landing one! In frustration, the Spartan jams his spear in Gutstabberson's thigh, just in time to receive another strike from Maple Willow Aspen on the shoulder.
The Spartan flops over and bleeds to death, meaning...
Winner: Maple Willow Aspen and Gutstabberson, Son of Gutstabber!"By god, Olon! Maple Willow Aspen and Gutstabberson have done it! They've beaten Vox and Spartan to become Legendary Champions!"
"All hail Maple Willow Aspen and Gutstabberson!"
"All hail, indeed!"
"It's been a great ride, folks. Thank you for allowing us to share this exhilarating experience with you. We'd like to thank Arthur Wilborn, for running those exhibition matches and Great Sword and the Pointy End, for so kindly filling in!"
"And always, always, we'd like to thank the amazing Vox Nihili, for establishing this fine tournament!"
"Good night, and good fight!"
The Spartan stabs Gutstabberson in the second finger, left hand with his steel spear and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Gutstabberson charges at The Spartan!
The Spartan looks surprised by the ferocity of Gutstabberson's onslaught!
Gutstabberson misses The Spartan!
Gutstabberson collides with The Spartan!
The Spartan is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Gutstabberson strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
The Spartan counterstrikes!
The Spartan stabs Gutstabberson in the left hand with his steel spear, fracturing the bone!
An artery has been opened by the strike, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The steel spear has lodged firmly in the wound!
Gutstabberson strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Vox stabs Gutstabberson in the left upper leg from behind with his large steel dagger, chipping the bone!
A tendon has been torn!
The large steel dagger has lodged firmly in the wound!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Vox in the left upper leg from behind with his platinum scourge, chipping the bone!
The The Spartan stands up.
Vox twists the embedded large steel dagger around in Gutstabberson's left upper leg!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Vox in the third finger, right hand with his platinum scourge, tearing apart the muscle!
Gutstabberson charges at The Spartan!
Gutstabberson misses The Spartan!
Gutstabberson collides with The Spartan!
The Spartan is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Vox in the upper body with his platinum scourge, tearing the muscle and bruising the right lung!
Vox is having trouble breathing!
Vox misses Maple Willow Aspen!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes Vox in the head with his platinum scourge, tearing the muscle, shattering the skull and bruising the brain!
Vox has been knocked unconscious!
Vox has been struck down.
Gutstabberson strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
The Gutstabberson gives in to pain.
The The Spartan stands up.
The Gutstabberson falls over.
Maple Willow Aspen attacks The Spartan but He jumps away!
The Spartan stabs Gutstabberson in the left lower leg with his steel spear, chipping the bone!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Maple Willow Aspen strikes at The Spartan but the shot is parried!
The Spartan counterstrikes!
The Spartan misses Maple Willow Aspen!
The Spartan stabs Gutstabberson in the lower body with his steel spear, tearing the muscle and tearing the left kidney!
The Spartan stabs Gutstabberson in the right hand with his steel spear, fracturing the bone!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The Gutstabberson loses hold of the bronze spear.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Spartan in the upper body with his platinum scourge, tearing the muscle and fracturing the right true rib!
The Spartan stabs Gutstabberson in the lower body with his steel spear, tearing the muscle and tearing the guts!
Gutstabberson looks sick!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Spartan in the right lower leg with his platinum scourge, chipping the bone!
Maple Willow Aspen strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
The Spartan stabs Gutstabberson in the lower body with his steel spear, tearing the muscle and tearing the guts!
Gutstabberson looks even more sick!
Gutstabberson vomits.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Spartan in the throat with his platinum scourge, tearing it!
A major artery has been opened by the strike!
Gutstabberson vomits.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Spartan in the right upper leg with his platinum scourge, chipping the bone!
The Spartan misses Maple Willow Aspen!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Spartan in the right lower arm with his platinum scourge, chipping the bone!
The Gutstabberson regains consciousness.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Spartan in the lower body with his platinum scourge, tearing the muscle and bruising the stomach!
The Spartan misses Maple Willow Aspen!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Spartan in the upper body with his platinum scourge, tearing the muscle and bruising the left lung!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Spartan in the left upper leg with his platinum scourge, chipping the bone!
The Spartan misses Maple Willow Aspen!
The Gutstabberson gives in to pain.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Spartan in the right upper leg with his platinum scourge, chipping the bone!
Gutstabberson vomits.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Spartan in the right upper leg with his platinum scourge, fracturing the bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Spartan in the left upper arm with his platinum scourge, chipping the bone!
An artery has been opened by the strike!
Gutstabberson vomits.
The Spartan stabs Gutstabberson in the left upper leg with his steel spear, chipping the bone!
A tendon has been torn!
The steel spear has lodged firmly in the wound!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Spartan in the right lower arm with his platinum scourge, fracturing the bone!
The Spartan has bled to death.
Gutstabberson vomits.
The Gutstabberson regains consciousness.
Gutstabberson vomits.
The Gutstabberson stands up.
Gutstabberson vomits.
The Gutstabberson is no longer stunned.
Gutstabberson vomits.
The Gutstabberson gives in to pain.
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