Werewolves have kind of gotten a bad name in these tournaments... I think this fight will vindicate them.
Exhibition Match 5 - Losers' Bracket, First Half - Feeding Time!
Team 1 - Madjax, Goblin (Madjax) and The Grey Fiend, Werewolf (MetalSlimeHunt)
Team 2 - Special K, Kobold (Prepaid Lenin) and Tiny, Minotaur, (Calrogman)
Team 3 - SLEDGE!!, Human (Areku) and Hawkeyed Prick, Elf (Yugi24862)
Team 4 - The Horned Axe, Minotaur (Dariush) and Paralyzer, Snakeman (Wyrms)
As the match begins, someone in the crowd yells out "Aim low!" This is met with tumultuous laughter, but all of the fighters keep it in mind as they begin.
Hawkeyed Prick the elf archer begins by firing a shot at the unprotected leg of the Tiny. It catches him just as his foot lands, causing the leg to fold up and sending the minotaur incapacitated to the arena floor. On the other side of the area, Paralyzer slithers up on Madjax and bites his left food, venom instantly rendering the goblin harmless. The serpent man wraps himself around Madjax and begins to soften up the body.
SLEDGE!! and Special K both rush forward to defend their partners. The human drops his hammer at the kobold, but it sparks off the berserker's axe. Special K misses bisecting SLEDGE, but the axe instead buries into his tibia. SLEDGE makes a bid to disarm the kobold, but Special K simply ignores it and finishes chopping away the leg.
Unable to shoot around his partner, Hawkeye scans the battlefield and notices The Horned Axe rushing into the melee. The elf manages to peg him with an arrow, but The Horned Axe simply holds out his massive axe and charges right through the combatants. SLEDGE and Special K stop their fighting, looking stunned for a long moment before their bodies fall apart. Hawkeyed Prick, panicked at this sudden and total domination, begins to fire wildly at The Horned Axe. A lucky arrow lodges in his gut before the elf can be similarly hacked down, weakening the minotaur. Both fail to notice a slinking The Grey Fiend coming up to the unconscious Tiny. The bite of a werewolf wakes the minotaur up, but he is too weak to resist.
The arena has devolved into three one-sided fights; Paralyzer slowly dissolving Madjax in the northwest, The Grey Fiend ripping apart an injured Tiny in the east, and The Horned Axe trying to stop vomiting long enough to get a hit on the wildly firing Hawkeyed Prick. The crowd screams at the combatants as they slowly tear into eachother.
Madjax is the first to fall and Paralyzer goes over to Tiny to join on the feeding. The Grey Fiend is angered at the snakeman venom ruining his snack and grapples Paralyzer away. The snakeman hisses, but the larger werewolf snaps his massive jaws around the snakeman's snout, shaking until the head is torn away. Grey spits it out, pausing long enough to slash open Tiny's femoral artery and finally allowing him to die.
Still hungry for minotaur, he goes to savage a blood and vomit streaked Horned Axe. Hawkeye takes exception to this and tries to disable the werewolf with a hit to the leg, but this time it fails. Snarling, the werewolf leaps atop the elf.
The wolf first seeks to disable his opponent, chewing on the elf's left arm until the nerveless fingers drop the bow. Grinning broadly, The Grey Fiend leaned closer. Fetid, bloody breath filled Hawkeye;s nostrils and a warm tongue laps softly against his cheeks, until the hard teeth dug into his skull.
Winner - Team 1, The Eater and the Eaten!
Combat log:
The flying {bronze arrow} strikes Tiny in the right lower leg, chipping the bone!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The {bronze arrow} has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Tiny gives in to pain.
Paralyzer bites Madjax in the left foot, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
Serpent man venom is injected into the Madjax's goblin blood!
Paralyzer latches on firmly!
The Tiny falls over.
SLEDGE!! strikes at Special K but the shot is parried!
Special K counterstrikes!
Special K hacks SLEDGE!! in the right lower leg with his steel battle axe, fracturing the bone!
An artery has been opened by the strike, many nerves have been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The Madjax loses hold of the steel short sword.
The Madjax falls over.
The Madjax is completely paralyzed!
The SLEDGE!! falls over.
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the left foot!
SLEDGE!! bashes Special K in the left hand with his platinum maul, bruising the muscle!
The SLEDGE!! loses hold of the small cow leather low boot.
Special K hacks SLEDGE!! in the right lower leg with his steel battle axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the left foot!
Special K hacks SLEDGE!! in the right upper leg with his steel battle axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the left foot!
Special K hacks SLEDGE!! in the upper body with his steel battle axe, tearing apart the muscle and tearing apart the left lung through the small cow leather shirt!
SLEDGE!! is having trouble breathing!
The steel battle axe has lodged firmly in the wound!
SLEDGE!! strikes at Special K but the shot is parried!
The flying {bronze arrow} strikes The Horned Axe in the lower body, tearing the muscle and tearing the right kidney through the small bronze breastplate!
Paralyzer bites Madjax in the right upper leg, tearing the skin and bruising the muscle!
Serpent man venom is injected into the Madjax's goblin blood!
Paralyzer latches on firmly!
Special K twists the embedded steel battle axe around in SLEDGE!!'s upper body!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the right upper leg!
The SLEDGE!! loses hold of the small cow leather low boot.
The Horned Axe hacks SLEDGE!! in the lower body from behind with his bronze battle axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
SLEDGE!! has been struck down.
Paralyzer bites Madjax in the lower body, denting the skin and bruising the fat!
Paralyzer latches on firmly!
The Horned Axe hacks Special K in the lower body with his bronze battle axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Special K has been struck down.
The Grey Fiend bites Tiny in the lower body, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach through the small cow leather shirt!
The Grey Fiend latches on firmly!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the lower body!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the lower body!
Paralyzer bites Madjax in the upper body, denting the skin and bruising the fat!
Paralyzer latches on firmly!
The Tiny regains consciousness.
Tiny breaks the grip of The Grey Fiend's tooth on Tiny's lower body.
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the upper body!
The flying {bronze arrow} strikes The Horned Axe in the lower body, tearing the muscle and tearing the guts through the small bronze breastplate!
The Horned Axe looks sick!
The {bronze arrow} has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Grey Fiend bites Tiny in the right lower leg, tearing the muscle!
The Grey Fiend latches on firmly!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the upper body!
The Horned Axe misses Hawkeyed Prick!
Tiny breaks the grip of The Grey Fiend's tooth on Tiny's right lower leg.
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the upper body!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Grey Fiend bites Tiny in the upper body, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart through the small cow leather shirt!
The Grey Fiend latches on firmly!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the upper body!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Tiny gives in to pain.
The Horned Axe charges at Hawkeyed Prick!
The Horned Axe misses Hawkeyed Prick!
The Horned Axe collides with Hawkeyed Prick!
Hawkeyed Prick is knocked over!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the upper body!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the upper body!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Grey Fiend bites Tiny in the left ear, tearing apart the cartilage through the small cow leather shirt!
The Grey Fiend latches on firmly!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the upper body!
The Hawkeyed Prick is no longer stunned.
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left ear!
The left ear is ripped away and remains in The Grey Fiend's grip!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the upper body!
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
The Grey Fiend bites Tiny in the lower body, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small cow leather shirt!
The Grey Fiend latches on firmly!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the upper body!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the lower body!
Paralyzer bites Madjax in the left lower arm, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
Serpent man venom is injected into the Madjax's goblin blood!
Paralyzer latches on firmly!
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the lower body!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the left lower arm!
The Horned Axe vomits.
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the left lower arm!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the lower body!
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
Paralyzer bites Madjax in the left upper leg, denting the skin and bruising the muscle!
Paralyzer latches on firmly!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the lower body!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the left upper leg!
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the lower body!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the left upper leg!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the lower body!
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the left upper leg!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the lower body!
Paralyzer bites Madjax in the lower body, tearing the skin and bruising the muscle and bruising the pancreas!
Serpent man venom is injected into the Madjax's goblin blood!
Paralyzer latches on firmly!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Grey Fiend bites Tiny in the left hand, tearing the muscle through the small cow leather left glove!
The Grey Fiend latches on firmly!
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the lower body!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left hand!
The flying {bronze arrow} strikes The Horned Axe in the head, tearing the muscle and tearing the neck's muscle through the small copper helm!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the lower body!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left hand!
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the lower body!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left hand!
The Horned Axe vomits.
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the lower body!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left hand!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the lower body!
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left hand!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the lower body!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left hand!
Paralyzer grabs Madjax by the left upper arm with his left hand!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
The Grey Fiend bites Tiny in the lower body, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small cow leather shirt!
Tiny looks sick!
The Grey Fiend latches on firmly!
Paralyzer bites Madjax in the lower body, tearing the muscle and bruising the left kidney!
Serpent man venom is injected into the Madjax's goblin blood!
Paralyzer latches on firmly!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the lower body!
The Horned Axe vomits.
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the lower body!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Grey Fiend bites Tiny in the left lower arm, bruising the muscle through the small cow leather shirt!
The Grey Fiend latches on firmly!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the lower body!
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left lower arm!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the lower body!
Tiny vomits.
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left lower arm!
Paralyzer bites Madjax in the right upper leg, denting the skin and bruising the muscle!
Paralyzer latches on firmly!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
Tiny vomits.
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left lower arm!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the right upper leg!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left lower arm!
Paralyzer bites Madjax in the lower body, tearing apart the skin and bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Madjax looks sick!
Serpent man venom is injected into the Madjax's goblin blood!
Paralyzer latches on firmly!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left lower arm!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the lower body!
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left lower arm!
Paralyzer bites Madjax in the lower body, tearing the muscle and bruising the pancreas!
Serpent man venom is injected into the Madjax's goblin blood!
Paralyzer latches on firmly!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
Hawkeyed Prick counterstrikes!
Hawkeyed Prick strikes at The Horned Axe but the shot is parried!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left lower arm!
Madjax vomits.
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the lower body!
The Horned Axe vomits.
Madjax vomits.
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left lower arm!
Paralyzer bites Madjax in the upper body, denting the skin and bruising the fat!
Paralyzer latches on firmly!
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
Madjax vomits.
Tiny vomits.
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left lower arm!
Tiny vomits.
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the upper body!
Madjax vomits.
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left lower arm!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the upper body!
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
Madjax vomits.
The Horned Axe vomits.
Madjax vomits.
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left lower arm!
Paralyzer bites Madjax in the right upper arm, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
Serpent man venom is injected into the Madjax's goblin blood!
Paralyzer latches on firmly!
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
Madjax vomits.
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left lower arm!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the right upper arm!
The flying {bronze arrow} strikes The Horned Axe in the right upper arm, chipping the bone and chipping the right shoulder's bone!
A tendon has been torn!
A ligament in the right shoulder has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The {bronze arrow} has lodged firmly in the wound!
Paralyzer shakes Madjax around by the right upper arm!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left lower arm!
The Horned Axe vomits.
Madjax has bled to death.
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
Hawkeyed Prick counterstrikes!
Hawkeyed Prick bashes The Horned Axe in the upper body with his bronze bow, but the attack is deflected by The Horned Axe's small bronze breastplate!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left lower arm!
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
The Grey Fiend bites Tiny in the right horn, but the attack glances away!
The Grey Fiend bites Tiny in the lower body, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach through the small cow leather shirt!
The Grey Fiend latches on firmly!
Tiny vomits.
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the lower body!
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the lower body!
Tiny vomits.
The Grey Fiend bites Tiny in the lower body, bruising the muscle and bruising the pancreas through the small cow leather shirt!
The Grey Fiend latches on firmly!
The Horned Axe strikes at Hawkeyed Prick but the shot is parried!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the lower body!
The The Horned Axe gives in to pain.
Tiny vomits.
The The Horned Axe falls over.
Tiny vomits.
The Grey Fiend bites Tiny in the right hand, tearing the muscle through the small cow leather right glove!
The Grey Fiend latches on firmly!
Paralyzer grabs The Grey Fiend by the first finger, left hand with his right upper arm!
The The Grey Fiend breaks the grip of The Paralyzer's right upper arm from The The Grey Fiend's first finger, left hand!
The The Grey Fiend releases the grip of The The Grey Fiend's tooth from The Tiny's right hand.
The Horned Axe vomits.
Tiny vomits.
Paralyzer bites Tiny in the right upper leg, tearing the skin and bruising the muscle!
Serpent man venom is injected into the Tiny's minotaur blood!
Paralyzer latches on firmly!
The Tiny loses hold of the platinum war hammer.
The Tiny is completely paralyzed!
The Grey Fiend charges at Paralyzer from the side!
Paralyzer looks surprised by the ferocity of The Grey Fiend's onslaught!
The Grey Fiend bites Paralyzer in the upper body from the side, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart through the small bronze mail shirt!
Paralyzer has become enraged!
The Grey Fiend collides with Paralyzer!
Paralyzer is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Grey Fiend grabs Paralyzer by the right lower arm from the side with his right upper arm!
The Grey Fiend locks Paralyzer's right elbow with The Grey Fiend's right upper arm!
The Paralyzer stands up.
The flying {bronze arrow} strikes The Horned Axe in the left lower leg, chipping the bone!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The {bronze arrow} has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Grey Fiend charges at Paralyzer!
The Grey Fiend bites Paralyzer in the left hand, tearing the muscle!
A motor nerve has been severed!
The Grey Fiend collides with Paralyzer!
Paralyzer is knocked over!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Grey Fiend releases the joint lock of The Grey Fiend's right upper arm on Paralyzer's right lower arm.
The Grey Fiend releases the grip of The Grey Fiend's right upper arm on Paralyzer's right lower arm.
The Grey Fiend grabs Paralyzer by the second finger, right hand with his left lower arm!
Tiny vomits.
The Paralyzer stands up.
The Grey Fiend charges at Paralyzer!
The Grey Fiend bites Paralyzer in the right lower arm, tearing the muscle!
The Grey Fiend collides with Paralyzer!
Paralyzer is knocked over!
The Grey Fiend releases the grip of The Grey Fiend's left lower arm on Paralyzer's second finger, right hand.
The Grey Fiend grabs Paralyzer by the right upper arm with his left upper arm!
The The Horned Axe regains consciousness.
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Grey Fiend bites Paralyzer in the upper body, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart through the small bronze mail shirt!
The Grey Fiend latches on firmly!
The Grey Fiend shakes Paralyzer around by the upper body!
The Paralyzer stands up.
Tiny vomits.
The Grey Fiend charges at Paralyzer!
The Grey Fiend bites Paralyzer in the head, tearing the muscle!
The Grey Fiend collides with Paralyzer!
Paralyzer is knocked over!
The Horned Axe vomits.
Tiny vomits.
The Tiny regains consciousness.
The Grey Fiend shakes Paralyzer around by the upper body!
The Tiny gives in to pain.
The Grey Fiend locks Paralyzer's right shoulder with The Grey Fiend's left upper arm!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The The Horned Axe stands up.
Tiny vomits.
The Grey Fiend releases the joint lock of The Grey Fiend's left upper arm on Paralyzer's right upper arm.
The Paralyzer stands up.
The The Horned Axe is no longer stunned.
Tiny vomits.
The Grey Fiend charges at Paralyzer!
The Grey Fiend bites Paralyzer in the left upper arm, bruising the muscle through the small bronze mail shirt!
The Grey Fiend collides with Paralyzer!
Paralyzer is knocked over!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Grey Fiend releases the grip of The Grey Fiend's left upper arm on Paralyzer's right upper arm.
The Grey Fiend grabs Paralyzer by the second finger, right hand with his right hand!
The Paralyzer is no longer stunned.
The The Horned Axe gives in to pain.
The The Horned Axe falls over.
The Grey Fiend bites Paralyzer in the head, tearing the muscle and bruising the neck's muscle!
The Grey Fiend latches on firmly!
The Grey Fiend shakes Paralyzer around by the head!
The head is ripped away and remains in The Grey Fiend's grip!
Paralyzer has been struck down.
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Grey Fiend bites Tiny in the left upper leg, tearing the muscle!
The Grey Fiend latches on firmly!
The Grey Fiend shakes Tiny around by the left upper leg!
Tiny vomits.
Tiny has bled to death.
The Horned Axe vomits.
The flying {bronze arrow} strikes The Horned Axe in the left lower leg, chipping the bone!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Grey Fiend grabs Hawkeyed Prick by the left ear with his left hand!
The Grey Fiend releases the grip of The Grey Fiend's left hand on Hawkeyed Prick's left ear.
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Grey Fiend bites The Horned Axe in the left lower arm, tearing the muscle!
The Grey Fiend latches on firmly!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Grey Fiend shakes The Horned Axe around by the left lower arm!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Grey Fiend grabs Hawkeyed Prick by the left hand with his left lower arm!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Grey Fiend locks Hawkeyed Prick's left wrist with The Grey Fiend's left lower arm!
The Horned Axe vomits.
The Grey Fiend releases the joint lock of The Grey Fiend's left lower arm on Hawkeyed Prick's left hand.
The flying {bronze arrow} strikes The Grey Fiend in the right upper leg, tearing the muscle!
The Grey Fiend releases the grip of The Grey Fiend's left lower arm on Hawkeyed Prick's left hand.
The Grey Fiend grabs Hawkeyed Prick by the upper front tooth with his left hand!
The Horned Axe has bled to death.
The Grey Fiend bites Hawkeyed Prick in the left upper arm, tearing the muscle!
Many nerves have been severed!
The Grey Fiend latches on firmly!
The Hawkeyed Prick loses hold of the bronze bow.
The Grey Fiend shakes Hawkeyed Prick around by the left upper arm!
The Grey Fiend bites Hawkeyed Prick in the head, tearing the muscle!
The Grey Fiend latches on firmly!
The Grey Fiend shakes Hawkeyed Prick around by the head!
The Hawkeyed Prick loses hold of the bronze arrows [27].
The head is ripped away and remains in The Grey Fiend's grip!
Hawkeyed Prick has been struck down.
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