Exhibition Match 4
Team 1 - The Spartan, Human (Mountain-King) and The Troll, Troll (LordSlowpoke)
Team 2 - Kilakan, Yeti, (Kilakan) and SLEDGE!!, Human (Areku)
Team 3 - Vox, Dwarf (Vox Nihili) and Imacutyourface, Dwarf, (Dwarf mc Dwarf)
Team 4 - Tiny, Minotaur, (Calrogman) and Acanthor, Minotaur, (Acanthus117)
Vox, trusting in his compatriot, sizes up Kilakan as the largest combatant and charges towards him, beard streaming behind him. Imacutyourface, on the other hand, screams that he's a bronze colossus and runs the other way. Looking for a one on one confrontation with the Yeti, Vox quickly inflicts a nasty wound on SLEDGE!!, causing him to pass out and fall to the floor. Sadly, the mountain man simply proves too large, bowling Vox over.
Teams 1 and 4 pair off into duels. The Troll is completely inept with his shield but is still massive enough that Acanthor has trouble doing any damage. In contrast, The Spartan is masterful with his hoplite shield, but is unable to see around it well enough to do more then poke randomly at Tiny with his spear. Imacutyourface comes up to Acanthor screaming that he will squish him before batting him ineffectively on the head with his shield. Unimpressed, Acanthor returns the favor with his silver mace, ending the delusional dwarf.
The Troll finally weakens due to few shattered bones and collapses to the floor. The minotaurs team up and pile on to The Spartan, who simply proves that his guard is impenetrable by holding both of them off. The random stabs find Tiny's hand and the minotaur backs off, screaming in pain. After another fullisade of ineffective blows Acanthor pauses to finish off The Troll, looking for another angle of attack.
In contemplating the invincible shield wall, the Minotaurs fail to notice that Kilakan had finally located Vox's head. A hammer between Tiny's shoulders from behind cripples one minotaur, and the other is caught between the proverbial irresistible force and immovable object. The Spartan's spear finds a hand again, depriving Acanthor of his weapon. Braying and snorting, the minotaur lowers his head to charge at the wall of Yeti flesh. However, he only succeeds in maddening the beast.
After tossing the lifeless bullman aside, Kilakan charges the invincible shield of The Spartan. For a short time it looks like even this massive force is futile, but an unlucky trip causes the untouched warrior to fall over his teammate and strike his head. Stunned, he is unable to block any more and his tired body is quickly beaten to paste.
SLEDGE!! wakes up just long enough to see that his teammate has won the day before passing out again.
Winners - Team 2, The Hammer Brothers - the only team with both members to survive.
Number of attacks blocked by The Spartan - 46
Fight Log:
SLEDGE!! strikes at Vox but the shot is blocked!
Vox counterstrikes!
Vox strikes at SLEDGE!! but the shot is parried!
Tiny bashes The Troll in the left upper leg with his platinum war hammer, bruising the fat!
The Troll attacks Tiny but He jumps away!
Vox charges at SLEDGE!!!
Vox stabs SLEDGE!! in the left lower arm with his large iron dagger, chipping the bone!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Vox collides with SLEDGE!!!
They tangle together and fall over!
The Troll strikes at Tiny but the shot is parried!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the upper body from behind with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and shattering the right true rib!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Acanthor bashes The Troll in the right upper leg with his silver maul, fracturing the bone!
The Vox is no longer stunned.
The SLEDGE!! is no longer stunned.
Kilakan bashes Vox in the right lower arm from behind with his silver maul, bruising the muscle!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
The Vox stands up.
The SLEDGE!! gives in to pain.
Acanthor bashes The Troll in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Kilakan charges at Vox!
Kilakan strikes at Vox but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan collides with Vox!
Vox is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
The Spartan counterstrikes!
The Spartan stabs Tiny in the lower body with his bronze spear, tearing the muscle and tearing the spleen through the small cow leather armor!
The bronze spear has lodged firmly in the wound!
Imacutyourface attacks Acanthor but He jumps away!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the right lower arm with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the right hand with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
The Troll strikes Tiny in the right foot with his bronze shield, bruising the fat through the small cow leather low boot!
Acanthor bashes The Troll in the lower body from the side with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach!
The Vox loses hold of the oaken shield.
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Imacutyourface strikes Acanthor in the head with his oaken shield, bruising the fat!
The Vox gives in to pain.
Kilakan bashes Vox in the left upper leg with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Acanthor bashes The Troll in the left lower leg from the side with his silver maul, fracturing the bone!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Imacutyourface attacks Acanthor but He jumps away!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
The Vox loses hold of the large iron dagger.
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
The Spartan counterstrikes!
The Spartan twists the embedded bronze spear around in Tiny's lower body!
The Troll misses Tiny!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the right lower arm with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Acanthor charges at Imacutyourface!
Acanthor bashes Imacutyourface in the head with his silver maul, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
Imacutyourface has been knocked unconscious!
Acanthor collides with Imacutyourface!
Imacutyourface is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Imacutyourface has been struck down.
Kilakan bashes Vox in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung!
Acanthor strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
The The Troll gives in to pain.
Kilakan bashes Vox in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Acanthor strikes at The Spartan but the shot is parried!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and shattering the right true rib!
The Spartan stabs Acanthor in the left hand with his bronze spear, tearing the muscle!
An artery has been opened by the strike!
The bronze spear has lodged firmly in the wound!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the right upper leg with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Acanthor strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the right upper leg with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
The Spartan counterstrikes!
The Spartan punches Tiny in the upper body with his left hand, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung through the small cow leather armor!
Acanthor strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the right lower leg with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the nose with his silver maul, tearing apart the cartilage!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the right hand with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Acanthor strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the right upper arm with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Acanthor strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the head with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and shattering the skull!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the left upper leg with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the right lower arm with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Acanthor strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the left lower leg with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is parried!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the left lower arm with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is parried!
Acanthor strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle, jamming the left floating rib through the liver and tearing the liver!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the right kidney!
The The Troll regains consciousness.
Kilakan bashes Vox in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is parried!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the left upper leg with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
The Spartan counterstrikes!
The Spartan stabs Tiny in the left lower arm with his bronze spear, tearing the muscle!
The bronze spear has lodged firmly in the wound!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the left upper arm with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
The The Troll gives in to pain.
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Acanthor strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
The Spartan stabs Tiny in the left hand with his bronze spear, fracturing the bone through the small cow leather left glove!
A motor nerve has been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Tiny strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the left kidney!
Acanthor strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan bashes Vox in the head with his silver maul, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
Vox has been struck down.
Acanthor strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Acanthor strikes at The Spartan but the shot is parried!
Acanthor strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
The Tiny gives in to pain.
The Tiny falls over.
The The Spartan stands up.
Acanthor bashes The Troll in the right foot with his silver maul, fracturing the bone!
Acanthor bashes The Troll in the head with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the neck's muscle!
Acanthor bashes The Troll in the head with his silver maul, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The Troll has been struck down.
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue through the small cow leather armor!
The Tiny loses hold of the platinum war hammer.
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the left lower leg with his silver maul, fracturing the bone!
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the right horn with his silver maul and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The The Spartan stands up.
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the right upper arm with his silver maul, jamming the bone through the right shoulder's muscle and shattering the right shoulder's bone!
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue through the small cow leather armor!
The Acanthor stands up.
The Spartan stabs Tiny in the right upper leg with his bronze spear, chipping the bone through the small cow leather armor!
A tendon has been torn!
The bronze spear has lodged firmly in the wound!
Kilakan attacks Acanthor but He jumps away!
The Spartan twists the embedded bronze spear around in Tiny's right upper leg!
The Spartan stabs Tiny in the left upper leg with his bronze spear, chipping the bone through the small cow leather armor!
A sensory nerve has been severed and a tendon has been torn!
The bronze spear has lodged firmly in the wound!
Kilakan charges at The Spartan!
Kilakan strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan collides with The Spartan!
The Spartan is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Kilakan strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the left upper arm with his silver maul, jamming the bone through the left shoulder's muscle and shattering the left shoulder's bone!
An artery in the left shoulder has been opened by the strike!
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the left hand with his silver maul, shattering the bone through the small cow leather left glove!
The The Spartan stands up.
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the right upper leg with his silver maul, fracturing the bone through the small cow leather armor!
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small cow leather armor!
The Spartan strikes at Acanthor but the shot is parried!
Acanthor counterstrikes!
Acanthor misses The Spartan!
The Acanthor stands up.
The Spartan stabs Acanthor in the right upper leg with his bronze spear, bruising the muscle through the small bronze chain leggings!
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the right hand with his silver maul, shattering the bone through the small cow leather right glove!
The Spartan stabs Acanthor in the right lower leg with his bronze spear, bruising the muscle through the small bronze chain leggings!
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart through the small cow leather armor!
The Spartan stabs Acanthor in the upper body with his bronze spear, bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung through the small bronze mail shirt!
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the right upper leg with his silver maul, fracturing the bone through the small cow leather armor!
The Spartan stabs Acanthor in the right hand with his bronze spear, fracturing the bone!
A sensory nerve has been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The bronze spear has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Acanthor loses hold of the silver maul.
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the left upper leg with his silver maul, fracturing the bone through the small cow leather armor!
The Spartan twists the embedded bronze spear around in Acanthor's right hand!
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the spleen through the small cow leather armor!
Acanthor gores Kilakan in the left lower arm with his left horn, bruising the muscle!
Kilakan has become enraged!
The Spartan stabs Acanthor in the right upper leg from behind with his bronze spear, bruising the muscle through the small bronze chain leggings!
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the left lower leg with his silver maul, fracturing the bone!
The Spartan stabs Acanthor in the left lower leg from behind with his bronze spear, bruising the muscle through the small bronze chain leggings!
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the right upper leg with his silver maul, fracturing the bone and bruising the right hip's muscle through the small cow leather armor!
Acanthor charges at Kilakan!
Acanthor gores Kilakan in the lower body with his left horn, bruising the fat through the small copper mail shirt!
Acanthor collides with Kilakan!
Acanthor is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Spartan stabs Acanthor in the upper body from behind with his bronze spear, bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung through the small bronze mail shirt!
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the left lower leg with his silver maul, fracturing the bone and bruising the left knee's muscle!
The Spartan stabs Acanthor in the upper body from behind with his bronze spear, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart through the small bronze mail shirt!
The Tiny regains consciousness.
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the left upper leg with his silver maul, fracturing the bone through the small cow leather armor!
The Spartan stabs Acanthor in the upper body from behind with his bronze spear, bruising the muscle through the small bronze mail shirt!
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the left lower arm with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
The Spartan stabs Acanthor in the upper body from behind with his bronze spear, bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung through the small bronze mail shirt!
Acanthor is having more trouble breathing!
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach through the small cow leather armor!
The Acanthor is no longer stunned.
The Spartan stabs Acanthor in the left lower leg from behind with his bronze spear, fracturing the bone through the small bronze chain leggings!
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the left lower leg with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
The Spartan stabs Acanthor in the head from behind with his bronze spear, tearing the muscle, shattering the skull and tearing the brain!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
Acanthor has been knocked unconscious!
The bronze spear has lodged firmly in the wound!
Acanthor has been struck down.
Kilakan bashes Tiny in the head with his silver maul, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Tiny has been knocked unconscious!
Tiny has been struck down.
Kilakan charges at The Spartan!
Kilakan attacks The Spartan but He jumps away!
Kilakan charges at The Spartan!
Kilakan strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan collides with The Spartan!
The Spartan is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Kilakan strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
The The Spartan stands up.
Kilakan charges at The Spartan!
Kilakan strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
Kilakan collides with The Spartan!
The Spartan is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the left upper leg with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver!
The The Spartan is no longer stunned.
Kilakan strikes at The Spartan but the shot is blocked!
The The Spartan stands up.
Kilakan charges at The Spartan!
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the left lower leg with his silver maul, bruising the muscle!
Kilakan collides with The Spartan!
The Spartan is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Kilakan strikes at The Spartan but the shot is parried!
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and shattering the left floating rib!
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung!
The The Spartan gives in to pain.
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the left lower leg with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the left ear with his silver maul, tearing apart the cartilage!
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle, jamming the left false rib through the right lung and tearing apart the right lung!
The Spartan is having trouble breathing!
The silver maul has lodged firmly in the wound!
Kilakan twists the embedded silver maul around in The Spartan's upper body!
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the left lower leg with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the left hand with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
The The Spartan loses hold of the {bronze spear}.
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the left upper leg with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the right kidney!
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the left upper leg with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the left upper leg with his silver maul, jamming the bone through the left hip's muscle and shattering the left hip's bone!
An artery in the left hip has been opened by the strike!
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the left lower leg with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Kilakan is no longer enraged.
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the right lower leg with his silver maul, jamming the bone through the right knee's muscle and shattering the right knee's bone!
An artery in the right knee has been opened by the strike!
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
The The Spartan loses hold of the oaken shield.
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the left upper leg with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Kilakan bashes The Spartan in the head with his silver maul, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
The silver maul has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Spartan has been struck down.
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