Exhibition Match 1
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http://www.spine.org/Pages/Default.aspxTeam 1 - Mr. Stabs, Kobold (Flagrarus) and Madjax, Goblin (Madjax)
Team 2 - Special K, Kobold (Prepaid Lenin) and OW! Bitey!, Snakeman (mrbobbyg)
Team 3 - The Smith, Minotaur (Duriel) and The Horned Axe, Minotaur (Dariush)
Team 4 - Maple Willow Aspen, Dwarf Hippy (Mysteriousbluepuppet) and Gutstabberson, son of Gutstabber, Minotaur (Howells)
Team 1 opens aggressive, Madjax bowling over Special K and ripping a gash in his torso as Mr. Stabs easily slides his spear through the breastplate of OW! Bitey!, paralyzing the snakeman with one hit. Bitey falls spasming to the floor where he will remain for the rest of the match. The Horned Axe and Maple Willow Aspen square off in the bottom of the arena; the larger minotaur takes little damage from the silver whip but seems unable to strike the nimble hippy dwarf. Gutstabberson and The Smith, both confident in their partner, split away and join the general melee.
Madjax aims another blow at the injured kobold, but Special K manages to retaliate quickly, chopping the mad goblin cleanly in half. Mr. Stabs pokes at Special K, looking for quick revenge. However, Stabs is clumsy with his expensive weapon, the more skilled berserker slapping the spear away as he slips inside the weapon's range and sends one hand sailing away from the weapon. Grimly, Mr. Stabs holds on with his off-hand and turns his attention back to the crippled snakeman. Special K, seeing a pair of minotaurs charging into the fight, leaps away to maneuver for a better position. The small kobold is progressively weakened by the loss of blood; even though the minotaurs ignore him in favor of bashing the fallen snake, he loses grip of his spear and gives the snake a couple desultory kicks before succumbing to blood loss.
The minotaurs fail to notice the kobold sneaking around them until Special K rushes Gutstabberson, holding the axe as high as he can in a bid to decapitate. He is not quite tall enough, but still manages to slash the pikeman's spine. The second crippled competitor falls atop the first. The snakeman weakly tries to pin Gutstabberson for a bite, but the minotaur just as weakly pushes Bitey away.
The Smith and Special K, the only effective fighters of the general melee, put on a stunning display of feint and dodge. Each managed to negate the other for several rounds. Quick strikes from the kobold's axe spark off the minotaur's thick leggings, but Special K is unprotected when a blow finally takes him in the guts and knocks him sensless. Smirking, The Smith rears back and smashes between Special K's shoulders, knocking him on the pile with the other crippled competitors. However, a cry rings out from the other side of the arena as his teammate The Horned Axe finally takes a decisive blow to the neck that cripples him as well.
The Smith takes the time to end the suffering of the cripples before going to save his teammate. However, Maple Willow Aspen simple giggles and dodges away, subjecting The Smith to the same slow debilitation before smashing his spine as well. Chuckling madly, the hippy plants flowers in their open flesh to be nourished by their still living bodies.
Winner - Team 4, The Mad Druids!
Spines crushed: 62.5%
Combat Log: (Removed - three pages of whipping; still seven pages long)
Madjax charges at Special K!
Madjax strikes at Special K but the shot is parried!
Madjax collides with Special K!
Special K is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Madjax slashes Special K in the lower body with his steel short sword, tearing apart the muscle and tearing apart the spleen!
An artery has been opened by the strike!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the lower body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small bronze breastplate!
Mr. Stabs stabs OW! Bitey! in the upper body with his adamantine spear, tearing the muscle and tearing the upper spine's nervous tissue through the small bronze breastplate!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
The OW! Bitey! falls over.
OW! Bitey! attacks Mr. Stabs but He jumps away!
Madjax stabs Special K in the right upper leg with his steel short sword, shattering the bone!
An artery has been opened by the strike, a sensory nerve has been severed and a tendon has been torn!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left upper arm with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
The Horned Axe charges at Maple Willow Aspen!
The Horned Axe attacks Maple Willow Aspen but He jumps away!
Madjax strikes at Special K but the shot is parried!
Special K counterstrikes!
Special K hacks Madjax in the lower body with his steel battle axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Madjax has been struck down.
The Special K stands up.
Mr. Stabs stabs OW! Bitey! in the right hand with his adamantine spear, fracturing the bone!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left lower arm with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
Mr. Stabs strikes at Special K but the shot is parried!
The Horned Axe charges at Maple Willow Aspen!
The Horned Axe attacks Maple Willow Aspen but He jumps away!
Mr. Stabs strikes at Special K but the shot is parried!
Special K counterstrikes!
Special K hacks Mr. Stabs in the left hand with his steel battle axe and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right upper leg from the side with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
Mr. Stabs stabs OW! Bitey! in the right lower arm with his adamantine spear, fracturing the bone!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left upper leg with his silver whip, jamming the bone through the left hip's muscle and chipping the left hip's bone!
The Horned Axe strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is blocked!
Mr. Stabs stabs OW! Bitey! in the upper body with his adamantine spear, tearing the muscle and tearing the right lung through the small bronze breastplate!
OW! Bitey! is having more trouble breathing!
The adamantine spear has lodged firmly in the wound!
Gutstabberson stabs OW! Bitey! in the lower body with his bronze pike, tearing the muscle and tearing the guts through the small bronze breastplate!
An artery has been opened by the strike!
OW! Bitey! looks sick!
The bronze pike has lodged firmly in the wound!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the head with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the neck's muscle through the small copper helm!
The Horned Axe charges at Maple Willow Aspen!
The Horned Axe misses Maple Willow Aspen!
The Horned Axe collides with Maple Willow Aspen!
Maple Willow Aspen is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Mr. Stabs stabs OW! Bitey! in the upper body with his adamantine spear, tearing the muscle and tearing apart the right lung through the small bronze breastplate!
OW! Bitey! is having more trouble breathing!
The Smith bashes OW! Bitey! in the left lower arm with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Mr. Stabs stabs OW! Bitey! in the right upper arm with his adamantine spear, fracturing the bone!
An artery has been opened by the strike and a tendon has been torn!
The adamantine spear has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Smith bashes OW! Bitey! in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the right kidney through the small bronze breastplate!
The Mr. Stabs loses hold of the adamantine spear.
Gutstabberson stabs Mr. Stabs in the right hand with his bronze pike and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Mr. Stabs kicks OW! Bitey! in the upper body with his right foot, bruising the muscle and bruising the upper spine's nervous tissue through the small bronze breastplate!
OW! Bitey! pushes Mr. Stabs in the lower body, bruising the fat!
The Horned Axe strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is blocked!
The Smith bashes OW! Bitey! in the upper body from the side with his silver maul, bruising the muscle through the small bronze breastplate!
Mr. Stabs kicks OW! Bitey! in the lower body with his right foot, bruising the muscle and bruising the pancreas through the small bronze breastplate!
Special K hacks Gutstabberson in the upper body with his steel battle axe, tearing apart the muscle and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
An artery has been opened by the strike!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
The Gutstabberson loses hold of the bronze pike.
The Smith bashes OW! Bitey! in the head from the side with his silver maul, bruising the fat through the small steel helm!
Mr. Stabs has bled to death.
The Maple Willow Aspen stands up.
The Horned Axe charges at Maple Willow Aspen!
The Horned Axe misses Maple Willow Aspen!
The Horned Axe collides with Maple Willow Aspen!
Maple Willow Aspen is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Horned Axe strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is blocked!
The Smith bashes OW! Bitey! in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver through the small bronze breastplate!
The Maple Willow Aspen stands up.
The Smith bashes OW! Bitey! in the head with his silver maul, bruising the fat and bruising the neck's fat through the small steel helm!
The Horned Axe attacks Maple Willow Aspen but He jumps away!
OW! Bitey! pushes Gutstabberson in the right upper leg, bruising the fat!
The Smith strikes at Special K but the shot is parried!
Special K counterstrikes!
Special K hacks The Smith in the left lower leg with his steel battle axe, but the attack is deflected by The Smith's small bronze chain leggings!
The Special K stands up.
The Smith charges at Special K!
The Smith attacks Special K but He jumps away!
The Smith rushes by Special K!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver through the small bronze breastplate!
The Smith charges at Special K!
The Smith misses Special K!
The Smith collides with Special K!
Special K is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left lower arm with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
The Smith strikes at Special K but the shot is parried!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left lower leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
The Smith strikes at Special K but the shot is parried!
The The Horned Axe gives in to pain.
The The Horned Axe falls over.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung through the small bronze breastplate!
The Horned Axe is having trouble breathing!
The Special K stands up.
The Smith attacks Special K but He jumps away!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
The Smith charges at Special K!
The Smith attacks Special K but He jumps away!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
Special K hacks The Smith in the right upper leg with his steel battle axe, but the attack is deflected by The Smith's small bronze chain leggings!
The Smith charges at Special K!
The Smith strikes at Special K but the shot is parried!
The Smith collides with Special K!
Special K is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
The Smith bashes Special K in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Special K looks sick!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and chipping the right true rib through the small bronze breastplate!
The Smith bashes Special K in the left upper leg with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right upper arm with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
The Special K is no longer stunned.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left upper leg with his silver whip, jamming the bone through the left hip's muscle and chipping the left hip's bone!
Special K hacks Gutstabberson in the lower body with his steel battle axe, tearing the muscle!
Special K vomits.
The Smith bashes Gutstabberson in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and tearing the upper spine's nervous tissue!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right upper arm with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
Gutstabberson pushes Special K in the lower body, bruising the muscle and bruising the spleen!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and tearing the upper spine's nervous tissue through the small bronze breastplate!
The The Horned Axe loses hold of the bronze battle axe.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the lower body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach through the small bronze breastplate!
Special K vomits.
The Smith bashes Special K in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
OW! Bitey! pushes Gutstabberson in the right horn from the side, but the attack glances away!
The Special K loses hold of the steel battle axe.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
The Smith bashes Special K in the right lower arm with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Special K pushes Gutstabberson in the upper body, bruising the skin!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right lower leg with his silver whip, jamming the bone through the right knee's muscle and chipping the right knee's bone!
The The Horned Axe regains consciousness.
Gutstabberson misses The Smith!
The Smith counterstrikes!
The Smith bashes Gutstabberson in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the right kidney!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
OW! Bitey! misses The Smith!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
Special K pushes Gutstabberson in the left horn, but the attack glances away!
The Smith bashes Special K in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the right kidney!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right upper arm with his silver whip, jamming the bone through the right shoulder's muscle and chipping the right shoulder's bone!
The Smith bashes Special K in the left lower arm with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and tearing the upper spine's nervous tissue through the small bronze breastplate!
The Smith bashes Gutstabberson in the right lower leg with his silver maul, fracturing the bone!
OW! Bitey! attacks The Smith but He jumps away!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and chipping the right floating rib through the small bronze breastplate!
The Horned Axe misses Maple Willow Aspen!
The The Horned Axe is no longer stunned.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right lower leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left lower leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
The Smith bashes Special K in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the pancreas!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
The Smith bashes OW! Bitey! in the left upper arm with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right lower leg with his silver whip, jamming the bone through the right knee's muscle and chipping the right knee's bone!
The Horned Axe attacks Maple Willow Aspen but He jumps away!
The Smith bashes OW! Bitey! in the left lower arm with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle through the small bronze breastplate!
The Smith bashes OW! Bitey! in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach through the small bronze breastplate!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the lower body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small bronze breastplate!
The Horned Axe looks sick!
The Smith bashes OW! Bitey! in the right lower arm with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
The Horned Axe has become enraged!
The Smith bashes Gutstabberson in the left lower leg with his silver maul, fracturing the bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
The Smith bashes Gutstabberson in the left upper arm with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the lower body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach through the small bronze breastplate!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the lower body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the small bronze breastplate!
The Smith bashes Special K in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Special K looks sick!
The Smith bashes Special K in the right lower arm with his silver maul, jamming the bone through the right elbow's muscle and shattering the right elbow's bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right lower arm with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
The Smith bashes OW! Bitey! in the left hand with his silver maul, shattering the bone!
Special K misses The Smith!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right ear with his silver whip, tearing the cartilage!
The Smith bashes Gutstabberson in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach!
The Horned Axe misses Maple Willow Aspen!
The Smith bashes Gutstabberson in the right lower leg with his silver maul, fracturing the bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left upper arm with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
The Smith bashes OW! Bitey! in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung through the small bronze breastplate!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left upper arm with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
Special K misses The Smith!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left upper leg with his silver whip, jamming the bone through the left hip's muscle and chipping the left hip's bone!
The Horned Axe attacks Maple Willow Aspen but He jumps away!
The Smith bashes OW! Bitey! in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the left lung through the small bronze breastplate!
OW! Bitey! is having more trouble breathing!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the upper body from the side with his silver whip, bruising the muscle, jamming the left true rib through the heart and tearing the heart!
The Smith bashes OW! Bitey! in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the right kidney through the small bronze breastplate!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left upper leg from the side with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
The Smith bashes OW! Bitey! in the upper body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the heart through the small bronze breastplate!
Gutstabberson pushes OW! Bitey! in the right lower arm, bruising the muscle!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right upper arm with his silver whip, jamming the bone through the right shoulder's muscle and chipping the right shoulder's bone!
The Smith bashes OW! Bitey! in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach through the small bronze breastplate!
OW! Bitey! has suffocated.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left lower arm with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
The Smith bashes Special K in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left foot with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
Gutstabberson misses The Smith!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and bruising the liver through the small bronze breastplate!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
The Smith bashes Special K in the lower body with his silver maul, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts!
Gutstabberson misses The Smith!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the left lower leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
The Smith bashes Gutstabberson in the right lower arm with his silver maul, fracturing the bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right lower leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
The Smith bashes Gutstabberson in the head with his silver maul, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
Gutstabberson has been knocked unconscious!
The silver maul has lodged firmly in the wound!
Gutstabberson has been struck down.
The Smith bashes Special K in the left lower arm with his {silver maul}, shattering the bone!
The Smith bashes Special K in the head with his {silver maul}, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing apart the brain!
Special K has been knocked unconscious!
Special K has been struck down.
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right lower arm with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle, jamming the left false rib through the liver and tearing the liver!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right upper arm with his silver whip, jamming the bone through the right shoulder's muscle and chipping the right shoulder's bone!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right lower leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone!
The Smith strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is blocked!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the right upper arm with his silver whip, fracturing the bone!
The Smith charges at Maple Willow Aspen!
The Smith strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is parried!
The Smith collides with Maple Willow Aspen!
Maple Willow Aspen is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The Smith strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is blocked!
Maple Willow Aspen counterstrikes!
Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Smith in the right upper leg with his silver whip, chipping the bone through the small bronze chain leggings!
The Smith strikes at Maple Willow Aspen but the shot is blocked!
The Maple Willow Aspen stands up.
The Smith charges at Maple Willow Aspen!
The Smith misses Maple Willow Aspen!
The Smith collides with Maple Willow Aspen!
Maple Willow Aspen is knocked over and tumbles backward!
The The Smith gives in to pain.
The The Smith falls over.
The Maple Willow Aspen is no longer stunned.
The Maple Willow Aspen stands up.
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Maple Willow Apen lashes The Smith in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle and tearing the upper spine's nervous tissue through the small bronze mail shirt!
The The Smith loses hold of the {silver maul}.
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Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Horned Axe in the upper body with his silver whip, bruising the muscle, jamming the right false rib through the heart and tearing the heart!
The Horned Axe has suffocated.
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Maple Willow Aspen lashes The Smith in the head with his silver whip, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
The Smith has been knocked unconscious!
The Smith has been struck down.
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