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[Akigagak]

WIFOM?

[ToonyMan]

WIFOM?

Wine In Front Of Me

A commonly called scum tactic which involves givng someone two impossible to determine choices, that's my definition anyway if you want the real one google it because I can't url link it right now.

[webadict]

WIFOM?

Wine In Front Of Me

A commonly called scum tactic which involves givng someone two impossible to determine choices, that's my definition anyway if you want the real one google it because I can't url link it right now.

WIFOM is when you try to outthink what scum would do. Basically, someone says that scum would/would not do something. It's just not a good thing for an IC to tell you and only serves to trick people into thinking something else and is a common strategy play by scum.

So, him saying that only scum vote first at lylo is WIFOM, because then no one will vote first, or the Town may latch onto someone for voting first. Therefore, do not listen to ToonyMan. He is crazy and only serves to confuse others.

[ToonyMan]

That's why I'm the Town IC.

[Aqizzar]

Do I have to draw first?  Because I will if I have to.

[Akigagak]

I've given it some thought, and- *bang* Ein.

I'll give my reasons when Ein gives me his.

[ein]

Akigagak, think what all the town lynchees had in common: they were all very active, and trying to defend themselves, but to no success.
Like them, I have no excuses to use for why you shouldn't lynch me.
My recent inactivity has occurred due to unfortunately unforeseen unpreventable happenings in real life, interfering with internet usage.

[Aqizzar]

Oh son of a bitch.  I've been dreading this.  I've been waiting hours for somebody else to post something, but here we are.  And now I've really fucked myself over, because I'm about to go to sleep, so that's like nine hours for anything else to happen without me noticing, well after Josh said the Day would end.

I was going to tally up votes and plot out possible strategies and motives over time, but what's the point.  There's only two of you, and all three of us are almost equally suspicious to each other.  Hell, I could make an open-and-shut case against myself without breaking a sweat.  I could just flip a coin, really.  I don't know if that's better or worse than a gut-check, and that in mind...

Ein, your number's up.  It's a weak convincing, but I think I can see it all clearly now.  Here's hoping my judgment plays out right this time.

[webadict]

The game's over now, right?

[JoshuaFH]

Well, yeah, I suppose so, since it's now Saturday, and I said the day would end on Friday.

The last 3, realizing the tension in the air, back away from eachother, and ready to draw. The bell tolls, and the votes are counted:

Ein: Akigagak Aqizzar
Aqizzar:
Akigagak: Ein

Aqizzar takes his six shooter, and shoots Ein dead, who then falls into a conveniently placed empty grave. Another shot sends his hat flying in with him, and then another few, presumably to scatter the dust.

"Oh, man, glad that's over." proclaims Akigagak, Vanilla Townie

"Yeah, over for you." Says Aqizzar, Mafioso.

"What?!" Akigagak scrambles for his revolver, and attempts to shoot Aqizzar, but all the barrels are empty. "Heh, when did you empty it?"

"Last night, while you were sleeping."

"Well..." dropping his revolver to the ground, raising his hands up, "Can't we resolve this like genleman?"

"'Fraid not, old chum." spitting his spent cigar to the ground, ""Cause you see, in this world..."

Sweat runs down Akigagak's furrowed brow.

"There's winners..." Aqizzar says, pulling the hammer on his six-shooter back with his thumb, "and then there's losers." and a pull of the trigger marks the last gunblast, hitting Akigagak squarely in the head, killing him instantly. Holstering his gun, Aqizzar gets atop his black stallion, Desperado, and rides off into the sunset. Perhaps the big-chinned man will meet his match someday, but today, he is the lone survivor.

Beginner's Mafia 15 winner: Aqizzar, Mafioso

Thanks for playing everyone.

[JoshuaFH]

Here's the complete role list:

Godfather:    Japa
Mafioso:    Aqizzar

Cop:    Zathras
Town:    Realmfighter
Town:    dragnar
Town:    Akigagak
Town:    Ein
Town:    Tack
Town:    Duke 2.0

and here's the mafia and dead chats:

Mafia: http://www.quicktopic.com/44/H/Hi27fYWh46i

Dead: http://www.quicktopic.com/44/H/aiSAmYdeG8h

[Vector]

Well done, my mafiosi!

[Akigagak]

Ey! Ey! Bastardo!

[Rose]

* Japa hosts a a party for all the dead guys down in hell with him

[webadict]

You guys are idiots.

Akigigak, why would EIN CHANGE TO THE PERSON THAT WAS MAFIA IF HE WAS MAFIA?!? Securing a win by sacrificing your teammate is stupid if you're GOING TO WIN!

Aqizzar was obviously scum, seeing as how the ONLY OTHER PERSON TO VOTE FOR SCUM WAS AQIZZAR!

You're all fired.