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[isabuea]

Just discovered this little gem inside legends, how often do you encounter monsters like these in fort mode cause the idea of a titan ass has me scared. has anyone encountered something like this themselves? how good was it at destroying your fort?
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[forsaken1111]

Ass = donkey

[isabuea]

that explains alot although it has lost alot of its terror now.

[forsaken1111]

You were imagining a massive humanoid buttock which undulated rhythmically and blew dust at people?

[isabuea]

well yeah, i mean the part about it blowing dust just fit to coincidentally and well this is DF where kittens are the bane of a fort, monsters are everywhere and the idea of a sentient ass was all to possible

[forsaken1111]

Now I'm imagining it too.

THANKS A LOT

jerk

[isabuea]

don't mention it.

but like you said it is just a donkey

[MaDeR Levap]

I think Toady knew very well writing this word, how it can be intepreted... ach, the inner 12-old.

[MiniMacker]

The sucker of snot; a gigantic noseless ass!

My chest hurts from the laughing.

...
ARGH!

[Double A]

I think Toady knew very well writing this word, how it can be intepreted... ach, the inner 12-old.

So does that mean Dog Titans are referred to as Bitches?

[Helmaroc]

So you found Assy Mcgee in your legends?

[janglur]

So you found Assy Mcgee in your legends?

I got a covering of urine on my *polyester khakis* from the laughter caused by this joke.

[Ieb]

The question is, why aren't there bodypart titans and forgotten beasts yet?

Like the rhythmically undulating towering severed hand that shoots fire.

Or the scaled gigantic foot, beware it's crushing step!

And then come the nose monsters. And every other part of the body you can think of.
Yes, even those.

[Alastar]

I once knew a nice country lass
With a truly magnificent ass
Not rounded and pink
As you possibly think
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass

[Josephus]

Limericks for the win.

Ass = donkey

Unfortunately, there is fanart in the fanart thread that disagrees with this much more reasonable explanation.