We entered the werehouse when all of a sudden a arrow wipped past my ear, I brought up a shaking hand to discover that my ear was bleeding. The knowledge of that caused me to ..Snap.. I raised my crossbow, pulled the trigger, used the recoil from it to quick load another bolt and fired again.
The first bolt hit the goblins head, somehow hitting both the eyes, the nose, a ear and when it came back out you could see brains on the tip just dripping down. The second bolt managed to hit the goblins stomach, you could see the pain in his eyes before he slumped over, dead. Everyone stared at me, exept for a lone goblin trying to kill Gorebag. He just swatted him away into a wall where it exploded. I stared down at the crossbow, when I was patted (Ow, need healing for that). "Good job weak man! I no think you had it in you! I make barbarian of you!" "Errr... no thanks, I'm good with being a mage." "Fine little man.". After that we searched the werehouse for any goods that we could sell or use. We returned to a table where we showed our loot. Not that much until we got to Raijinn. He had a dead cat
This sent the paladin into a small rage, "What in the bloody nine hells do you have that dead cat for!" "Talos has told me that this cat shall be important to us, I do not know how, but I trust him." "Riiiiiiight, Helms better" "YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY GOD- FORBIDDEN MOUTH!" "NO! MY GOD IS THE ONLY TRUE GOD!" I started to back away, I didn't like how this would go. It ended in a slap made by the dwarf. "YOU KNOW WHAT? HELM FORBID THAT YOUR GOD IS NEVER WRONG!" She stormed off into a corner. I gave a 'You know what you did, at least hide that cat away and say that you gave it a funeral?' I then started to head over but was shoved away by the orc. I really dont understand this party.
(In the orcs view)
After that large shouting match I felt bad about the dwarf. I go to make her feel better. "Hey, hey, hey, STOP!" The dwarf looked up at me with tearful eyes. "If you know helm is good." "R--R-R-Real-ly?" "Yes, he is great god." "Aww thanks! I never thought you would worship helm though?" "I do lots of things... Decorating, killing, eating and helming." "Oh okay-- Wait what?! Decorating!" "Uhh...Uh...Um... With blood! and SKULLS AND TROPHYS!!! YARRR!" "Yeah sure... heh.. come on, lets get back to the group." "Keep secret?" "Keep secret." Come on lets get back.
(In my view again)
Well they both returned, atleast the dwarf was not crying. We saw a trapdoor. That annoying rouge.. what was her name..? Oh right stupidly bad couldn't even pick the lock! This was saved by gorebag, who just smashed the door with his hammer. I never want to fight him. Ever. We saw a ladder and we climbed down it. We were in some caverns and there were goblins with picaxes "Goblins, mining! Ha! Lets kill them in the name of helm!" (Dwarf) We explored some, eventually seeing some caved in area. We also saw this goblin that was wearing black instead of green, probably an elite. Raising my arms in a funny fasion I managed to send 3 of the goblins to sleep, after we killed them I spotted a couple of scrolls, one was a miror image scroll, going into my spellbook and the other one was... Different, it wasnt any type that I saw before. "Well lets get back to the surface, we could use a drink or two."