"Dwarf, eh? So that's what yer called? Well, master dwarf, if ye won't cooperate, then I'm afraid I'll hafta be a little less... polite." The interrogator leans over, running her claws through the dwarf's beard. "You like yer lovely beard, do ye not?" The dwarf nods slightly, never taking his eyes off her. She stands and walks around behind him. He can hear the sound of the door opening again. "Jerrin, darling? Oh, there ye are! Jerrin, be a good little pup an' go fetch mum the trimmin' shears."
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"This is either the most brilliant... or absolutely the most daft idea you've yet had."
The two coyotes stood staring up at the wooden monstrosity before them.
"Isn't it?"
The captain turned to look at his engineer companion."It's a boat."
"I know, ain't she lovely?"
"But it's a boat."
"Yes, but this is a very special boat. Y'see, rather than having to be pushed along by oars, or pulled about aimlessly by the wind, I've devised a new method of propulsion." The engineer climbed up onto the deck and up to one of many large wheel-like contraptions. "The design is based partially on that of our wagon-pullers, so someone need only step inside and start to run", he used one paw to gently turn the wheel, "and it operates these devices here on the sides", he pointed to two much larger wheels attached to the sides, with many large paddles protruding from them. These were also now turning. "... which propel the whole vessel smoothly through the water."
"So will it work?" the captain asked him.
"Well, in theory..."
"Flavvius"
"What?" the engineer replied, startled to hear his personal name.
"You're doing it again."
"What?"
"Theory. Flavvius my dear friend, every time you say that word, something horribly catastrophic happens. Tell me, when is the last time any of your ape-brained theories has ever worked?"
"I... don't really remember", he replied.
"and therein lies the problem."
(OOC: Wow, I usually don't write this much.
Hey Dark, should we start using a different symbol to denote ships? Perhaps something like "╧"?)
EDIT: spelling
[ March 20, 2008: Message edited by: Impending Doom ]