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[dragnar]

(Using magic is instadeath)

Yes, I know.

[iceball3]

Oh, thanks for the glove then.

[Omegastick]

A:attempt to make a ring of defense, (-1 to rolls dealing damage to the wearer.)
R: Everyone is a mudkip

6: You make a ring of defence that completely nullifies all damage to the wearer. Sadly, this requires magic and means that you are now dead.

1: Mudkipz are strictly forbidden.

A: Magically craft a glove of ultimate powar!!!
R: "ultimate powar" is defined as "+5 to everything"

1: You magically create a glove of ultimate powar! You are now dead.

2: The glove of ultimate power does nothing.

Statistics:
Wolfchild 2hp

[iceball3]

Species: lizarddude
A: loot the bodies of iceball3 and dragnar
poke wolfchild
R: Mudkipz are NOT strictly forbidden

[hachnslay]

Name: Hachnslay.
Race: Shadow.


A: Spawn in the shadows, as light was the only thing that could harm you in other worlds.

R: actions can generate rules as needed.

[wolfchild]

A: Discover my latent shapechanging abilities

R: People return to full health at the end of the turn

[hachnslay]

A: Discover my latent shapechanging abilities

R: People return to full health at the end of the turn

GASP!
Bold text!
are you suicidal?

[Omegastick]

A: Discover my latent shapechanging abilities

R: People return to full health at the end of the turn

Actions in bold are summary to excecution by the man behind the fourth wall.

2: No you don't

6: People add ten to their health at the end of the turn.

You drop dead.

Species: lizarddude
A: loot the bodies of iceball3 and dragnar
poke wolfchild
R: Mudkipz are NOT strictly forbidden

1: You cut yourself on a knife you find. Take 3 damage.

1: Any mention of Mudkipz is treason.

Name: Hachnslay.
Race: Shadow.


A: Spawn in the shadows, as light was the only thing that could harm you in other worlds.

R: actions can generate rules as needed.

4: You spawn in the shadows. Which is under a rock in the crater.

1: Any action that implies a rule makes the exact opposite rule.

Statistics:
Iceball 12hp
Hachn 15hp

[dragnar]

Character: A humanoid robot.

A: DANCE.
R: all previous rules are null and void.

[Sheb]

Character: A steam blob. Beware his deadly breath!

A:No action, faling it would mean death.

R:All previous rules are null and void, exept the first 4 ones.

[iceball3]

A:Put on the glove and the ring.
R:The GM is evil for banning the things you herd i liek.
(Note: the 'fatal magic' rule doesn't apply here as i am not using magic, the nonliving items are.)

[hachnslay]

A: Walk, definitely not float, since shadows can't float over to the lizard.

R: Shadows can turn intangible at will and as a reflex.

[Omegastick]

A:Put on the glove and the ring.
R:The GM is evil for banning the things you herd i liek.
(Note: the 'fatal magic' rule doesn't apply here as i am not using magic, the nonliving items are.)

6: You put on the glove and the ring, and then are lucky enough to find another glove to match your first.

5: The GM is evil for banning the things you herd i liek.

A: Walk, definitely not float, since shadows can't float over to the lizard.

R: Shadows can turn intangible at will and as a reflex.

3: You walk around randomly. New rule: Shadows can float.

6: Shadows are intangible.

Character: A humanoid robot.

A: DANCE.
R: all previous rules are null and void.

3: You perform a poor dance

4: All previous rules but the first four are void.

Character: A steam blob. Beware his deadly breath!

A:No action, faling it would mean death.

R:All previous rules are null and void, exept the first 4 ones.

5: You do nothing

4: All previous rules but the first four are void.

[dragnar]

A: Build a mech.
R: Every action is worth points based on it's success/awesomeness.

[hachnslay]

A: Cast :EPIC TELEPORT to teleport all lifeforms nearby to an alternate dimension's Tikal
R: the first 6 rules are protected until this one is removed