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Author Topic: Raleigh Crane: Wandering Blind Telekinetic Female Swordsmage  (Read 14694 times)

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Re: Wanderer
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2010, 01:44:52 am »

Quote from: Many people's posts, heavily modified.
You are a wandering blind female swordsmage with a thing for flying swords. Named Raleigh Crane. You came here to participate in the Decapathon for the massive reward money.
...we're actually going with this? Ok then!

We will need more swords. Go find a weapon shop.
Where we shall display our telekinetic prowess and cow the shopkeeper into giving us all sword and sword like weapons for free. Also: Be Plumber.
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Re: Wanderer
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2010, 02:09:51 am »

...Did those last posts really just happen?

Oh my god the stupidity and randomness is unbearable. ;D

We will need more swords. Go find a weapon shop.
Where we shall display our telekinetic prowess and cow the shopkeeper into giving us all sword and sword like weapons for free. Also: Be Plumber.
Don't forget to grab our third sword first.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Wanderer
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2010, 02:14:33 am »

Also the way we "see" is by telekineticaly feeling the environment, that or the way a Xenomorph sees. So don't bash us into walls or anything.
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Re: Wanderer
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2010, 02:29:21 am »

THIS IS AWESOME!
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Re: Wanderer
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2010, 02:30:52 am »

Having had your share of ale, you rise from the counter. As you go to leave, you focus on the sword lodged in the wall, tugging softly on its invisible tethers. They contract, and in seconds it's found its way back onto your belt. The bartender yells something about paying him and you pause for a second.

You turn to face him. His face is mightily red, either from drunkenness or anger. You call him a 'dolt', and 'worth less than the ale he serves' and he backs down.

The streets of Kuglirethaginstropolis (the city in which you now find yourself situated) are terribly dirty and you can't help but lament over the horrid smell that's entering your nostrils. The sewers were likely overflowing from the rainwater. You briefly recall your time spent in vocational school, but bury it once more. Now's not the time, Raleigh.

You can't actually see the sky, but you suspect it's rather dark. The clouds likely stretching across the horizon, a dark shadow cast over the entirety of the land, not that it matters. Next order of business: acquiring more swords. Oh boy, you've always loved them and their curves, their razor edges and most of all the delicious texture of their hilts... the way they dance through the air, their vibrations moving in resonance...

You stare off into (presumably) space for a moment, lost in your imaginings, before you regain your senses.

Right, sword shop. It'd be easier to find if you could read the signs. Well, no matter -- you're a swordsmage after all. Your soul is one with every blade in the world! You hear the whispers of the blades, crying and shrieking. They're coming from a nearby building. Must be the blacksmith's.

You feel around for the entrance, finding only a window. You lift it open and climb through, much to the shock of the man behind the counter. When he sees the blades adorning your belt, however, his expression changes. At least you think it does, anyway.

"Well, well, well! What have we here, are you a sword collector, perchance?"
"Something of that sort, I suppose, yes," you say, brushing off your jacket casting rain and mud onto the no-doubt polished floorboards.
"Ah, wonderful! I have a wide variety of wares, all available for your perusal!" He pauses for a moment, then continues. "Now there's this one blade I've been hanging onto for the longest time, she's a beauty." You're pretty sure swords don't have genders.
"That's nice and all, but is it particularly good at beheading?"
"Wh-what? Why on -- oh my. You aren't a collector, you're an adventurer, aren't you?" You can feel his eyes checking you over once more.
"Oh heavens, I'm so sorry. I hadn't any idea that one of your kind was in town. Please, forgive me -- I have special wares just for you."

He retreats to the back of the shop. While he takes his time sorting through his backstock (how much can he possible have?) you practice your sword twirling a bit. Sometimes when you're bored you make them spin really, really fast. You've lost many a companion to this morbid habit.

The shopkeep pops back out, wielding a sword whose song is quiet. Less of the typical shriek, more of a whimper or murmur. Awfully silent. You really hate silent swords. He holds the sword out, letting you examine it carefully. You raise it up to eye level, then slide your hands down the spine and hilt. Meanwhile, your other swords are still spinning behind you, making loud 'thwak' sounds each time they pass you by.

"Why's this sword so quiet?" you ask, genuinely perplexed.
The man's drawn out of his curious stupor by your stupid question.
"What?"
His eyes jump to you, then back to your swords. He's clearly engrossed in their subtle resonances, and you can hardly blame him. Oh, how'd you'd love to see them fly once more...

You lose track of time for a minute, imagining their wondrous movements, so wondrous...

...but you're drawn back into reality quickly enough when you lose control of one of your swords again and it sails out through the open window into the street. You really have to stop doing that. Your other blades clatter to the ground harmlessly.

The shopkeeper is less than impressed. He sighs.

"You could've killed someone," he says, no doubt looking at you with a dismissive expression.
You lie through your teeth.
"I've done this for years and have nary a single unintentional injury to my name."

"Well, whatever. Are you buying the sword or not? 50 pieces of gold will do, I suppose."


Status: Sopping wet, still. And blind.
Abilities: Telekinetic. Can lift small objects and also swords. Swordsmage. Can hear the whispers of the blades and maybe cast some magic. You think you've forgotten most of the magic you learned, though...
Inventory: Two swords sit at your feet. Your third is somewhere out in the street.

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Re: Wanderer
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2010, 02:34:59 am »

Check if we have enough money, if we do, pay him. If we don't, apologize for wasting his time and leave to pick up our third sword.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2010, 02:38:34 am »

And kill any bastard who dares to take it.
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Re: Raleigh Crane: Wandering Blind Telekinetic Female Swordsmage
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2010, 03:29:59 am »

We should look for a job, mebbe hunt some criminal scum?
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Re: Raleigh Crane: Wandering Blind Telekinetic Female Swordsmage
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2010, 03:32:04 am »

We don't do normal jobs, we compete in tournaments and live on the winnings. That or take quests from village leaders to rid the nearby forest/valley/mountain/whatever of some threat to the town for gold.
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Re: Raleigh Crane: Wandering Blind Telekinetic Female Swordsmage
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2010, 03:33:18 am »

I guess HUNTING CRIMINAL SCUM isn't so much a normal job. I guess if it's the IMPORTANT CRIMINAL SCUM we'll be paid with much monies.

I drool at the thought.
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Re: Raleigh Crane: Wandering Blind Telekinetic Female Swordsmage
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2010, 06:22:44 am »

Put that third sword on a leash.
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Re: Raleigh Crane: Wandering Blind Telekinetic Female Swordsmage
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2010, 10:00:14 am »

"Rather a steep price for a blade, wouldn't you say?" you reply, unamused.
"It's set in stone. Don't even bother trying to negotiate."

You figure this is as good a time as any to check over your pockets. Rummaging around, you look for something that might be able to be used as currency but alas, your search yields little. Seems like you arrived in this town with but the clothes on your back and your three swords.

"Well, I apologize, good sir. It appears as though I'm rather broke, really, and cannot afford even your modest prices."
He frowns, "Then get out of my shop."
"Certainly, but, well, you know that incident with the flying sword?"
Maaaybe you can haggle something out of him, at least.

"I'd have half a mind not to, but yes, I was standing right here!"
"That sword's rather a feisty one, and I think some sort of added insurance would be nice. Have you a rope or a leash?"
The shopkeep frowns once again, mumbles something about how 'if you can't keep hold of your swords maybe you shouldn't use them in the first place' and rummages underneath the counter, eventually returning with a tightly-woven rope.
"Take it, but when I see you next, I expect you to buy something."

With a friendly wave, you head out into the streets once more, searching around for your last sword. You focus on the tethers that bind it to you and you to it, and much to your surprise you find that it's being pulled away. Following the telekinetic rope, you slosh through the muddy streets and happen upon a child making off with your blade! You had thought the streets were rather bare, but apparently most folk were hidden away inside or in alleys.

"Stop, thief!" you yell, to no avail. Your telekinetic powers afford you a limited view of your surroundings, a sort of 'feel' if you will, but limits your reaction time greatly. Focusing too hard or too long is mentally taxing, too. You'd much prefer to wait it out, the boy can't run forever.

Still though, you do have some time to kill before the decapathon. You briefly consider hunting criminals once more, a hobby you enjoyed much while you were still in training. It paid excellently at times and was only marginally life-threatening. You remember hearing about how the decapathon requires 100 pieces of gold to enter, so perhaps acquiring at least that much would be your interests.

Status: Sopping wet, still. And blind. Have a 'thing for swords'. Can 'feel' the surroundings (this replaces vision and is unaffected by darkness, but some things are still difficult or impossible, like reading.)
Abilities: Telekinetic. Can lift small objects and also swords. Swordsmage. Can hear the whispers of the blades and maybe cast some magic. You think you've forgotten most of the magic you learned, though...
Inventory: Two swords sit on your belt. Your third is somewhere out in the street, being carried away by a child... no matter though, really, for once a sword is bound to your soul you could track it to the end of the earth. You also have a rope.
« Last Edit: August 23, 2010, 11:01:21 am by Quarr »
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Re: Raleigh Crane: Wandering Blind Telekinetic Female Swordsmage
« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2010, 10:20:20 am »

>Find the child and cut it into pieces.
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Re: Raleigh Crane: Wandering Blind Telekinetic Female Swordsmage
« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2010, 12:12:54 pm »

Slow the child by pulling on him with telekinesis. Then tackle him and get the sword back.
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Re: Raleigh Crane: Wandering Blind Telekinetic Female Swordsmage
« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2010, 01:46:32 pm »

Slow the child by pulling on him with telekinesis. Then tackle him and get the sword back.
This.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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