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[Acanthus117]

I still have no clue on how to play this.

D:

[ibot66]

some days I love macs.
WHY? WHY MOST GOD FORBID THIS!!!?!???!?

[Deon]

I still have no clue on how to play this.

D:

What? Numpad to move, F to fire... Press Shift-K to access controls.

[Acanthus117]

No, how to open it and stuff.

Nothing happens when I DL it and click the program icon.

[Josephus]

... Have you tried double-clicking?

[Meta]

Don't hesitate to read the readme, it won't bite your hand...

> PROBLEM : GAME DOESN'T START OR CRASHES EARLY!
If the game doesn't start or crash when you start a new game try the following steps one by one.
Restart your computer after each install.

1. Update your DirectX installation.
   Download "DirectX End-User Runtime Web Installer" from Microsoft here:
   http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?familyid=2da43d38-db71-4c1b-bc6a-9b6652cd92a3&displaylang=en
   
2. Update your .NET Framework.
   Download ".NET Compact Framework 3.5 Redistributable" from Microsoft there:
   http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=e3821449-3c6b-42f1-9fd9-0041345b3385&displaylang=en
   
3. Update your .NET Frmakework part 2.   
   Download "Microsoft .NET Framework 3.5 Service Pack 1" from Microsoft
   http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?familyid=AB99342F-5D1A-413D-8319-81DA479AB0D7&displaylang=en
   
4. Update your graphics card drivers.

You especially need .NET 3.5, with its SP1, if you want to play.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Of course, now that it has been read, the readme will chose its customary human sacrifice.

[Thexor]

Of course, now that it has been read, the readme will chose its customary human sacrifice.

Don't hesitate to read the readme, it won't bite your hand...

Wait, so the customary human sacrifice will be left with an intact hand? Well, as a programmer, that's all I need. Sign me up! 

[Acanthus117]

Danke, Herr Meta, Herr MSH.

[Rumrusher]

so roguejack doesn't like Total conversions oh well so much for making a dwarf sim.

[Puck]

You guys get Dwarf Fortress, and somebody asks for a zombie conversion mod. I still remember the thread.

Then you get Rogue Survivor and people ask for a Dwarf Fortress conversion.
 
DUDES! Make up your mind! OR! Lets make a game called "Dwarfzombie Fortress Survival" and just be fuckin done with it 

[varnish]

Nonsense!

It'll be called ZombieDwarfort Post Apocalypse Life Simulation Party Time 2000 if it'll be called anything

[Acanthus117]

You mean ZombieDwarfort Post Apocalypse Nazi Rebel Airforce Navy Life Simulation Generator Party Time MMORPG MUD Roguelike 2000

[varnish]

You missed out on one important detail there:

ZombieDwarfort Post Apocalypse Nazi Rebel Airforce Navy Life Simulation Generator Party Time MMORPG MUD Roguelike 2000 In Space!

[Puck]

Put some lesbian action in there and I'm sold!