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[ToonyMan]

Spoiler: Case 2 'Turnabout Sisters' The Murder Scene (click to show/hide)

September 5, 9:08 PM
Fey & Co. Law Offices

We see Phoenix Wright stepping into the Fey & Co. Law Offices.

Uh oh, I'm late.  Huh, that's strange.  The chief must have gone home already.  She said her sister was coming over so we should all go out for dinner...

...

What's that smell...?  Blood...?

Didn't know Phoenix had such a good sense of smell, of course I've never been around dead bodies...

Mia! (Maybe she's in her office!)

I don't think any normal person would uh talk this much to themselves.



Let's get cracking with some invesigation for the first time.  Let's look at everything and not go through the obvious ajar door.

>Examine Anything
I smell blood... and that can't be good!  I have to check and see if Mia... the Chief's okay!

So examining does about nothing, makes sense really.  Let's go through that door.

>Move Office


... *sob* Sis...

(Someone's there!)



...!  Chief?  Chief...?  CHIEF!!!


"What is it?  Oink."

The girl comes up to us in a depressed manner.



...

She promptly falls onto the ground, probably unconcious I'm not a doctor.

(The strange girl dropped out cold.  I left her lying on the office sofa.  I went back to the chief where she lay under the window.)



Not a pretty scene, but looks at those double jugs maaaaaaaaan.

(Her body was still warm...  I could feel it when I held her shoulder.  Then, all too quickly, it began to fade...)

This is actually too sad to make a joke about.

(Until finally she was cold.)

The parathensis mean Phoenix is thinking in his head, like any sane man should be.

Chief...



This is a double screen room, as you can see maaaaaaan.  Let's see if we can find any evidence before we do something silly like call the cops.


"I wouldn't want to leave my comfy swivle chair anyway!  Oink!"

Shush Chief Wiggum, you're making this too wacky!  Alright, let's get some clues to nail that bastard that we the players saw in the intro (talk about motivation).

>Examine Mia
Chief...  It's hard seeing her like this, but if there are any clues here...  She was struck on the head with a blunt object.  She probably died instantly.  "The Thinker" lying next to her must have been the murder weapon.

[The Thinker added to the Court Record.]

We have Phoenix Wright's badge and this statue now.  This thing is a freakin' murder magnet.

Hmm... there are some glass shards near the chief's body.  Must be pieces of the glass light stand lying broken in the back of the room.

[Glass Shards added to the Court Record.]

Nothing else that seems like a clue here...  Hmm...?  A piece of paper!  It must have fallen from Mia's hand!  What could it be?

That sounds really important actually, look at it Phoenix!

>Examine Piece of Paper
!  A word is written in blood on this scrap of paper!



This piece of paper is a receipt from a department store, dated yesterday.

[Reciept added to the Court Record]

(I think that's enough snooping around for now.  I'd better call the police...and find out what that girl was doing here.)

At least Phoenix has the idea pop in his head, otherwise he really is crazy (everybody in this universe is, Phoenix is usually labeled as the Only Sane Man like that tvtropes article I linked earlier...maybe I shouldn't have done that, you're probably not even reading this now.  Going to let it sit on another tab before deciding to close it eh?  I thought so.)


"Aw man, I gotta get up now!  Oink."

>Examine Phone
Right!  I'd better call the police!  ...?  That's funny...

I know prank-calling the police is funny Phoenix, but not right now!

A few of the screws on the receiver are missing...  It looks like someone was halfway through taking it apart.

Police!?

Who the hell just said that?!

Please, come quick!

(Wh-what was that!?  Someone screamed from outside the window!?)



Huge breasted lady!  With a phone!  OH NOOOOOOOO

...! Boobies! She's staring right at me!  She's holding a phone in her hand...

>Examine Window
There's a large building right across from the office.  The "Gatewater Hotel."  A nice, luxurious place.

Also a place you can't afford, oh snap I went there.

>Move Fey & Co. Law Offices
...!  (That girl just now... where'd she go!?  I put her right there on that sofa...!  Uh oh... I hope she didn't run on me.)

Maya went missing, great.  Just what we ne--



Holy crap lady!  This isn't a horror game you know!

(Don't scare me like that...) Umm... Excuse me but, who are you?

...

It's okay.  I work here.

Maya... Maya Fey.

That girl.

Maya... Fey? ("Maya"...?  So Mia was writing this girl's name!)

Didn't Phoenix say that Mia was probably killed instantly from the blow?  Kinda hard to write something with your own blood when you die instantly.

(Maybe I should show her the receipt?)

That is such a stupid foolish, stupid foolish idea you fool.

(I never thought there'd be a use for evidence like this outside the courtroom!)

Well, let's do what Phoenix just told us to do man.

>Present Receipt to Maya
Before Mia died, she wrote a message with her own blood.  She wrote it on the back of this receipt.

!   Th-th-that's MY name!  W-why!?  Why would she write my name?

Please, just calm down.

W-why would Sis write my name?

(Uh-oh.  Now I've done it...)

Yeah, really fucking smart Phoenix Wright.  Maybe next time I won't listen to your foolish suggestions that are the only way to move the plot foolishly along?

Suddenly,
*WHEE-OOO* *WHEE-OOO*... *WHEE-OOO* *WHEE-OOO*...


"Wasn't me bro!  Oh crap, I just broke character... Moo."

! The police! (Sounds like they're coming this way!)

Freeze!  Police!



Yes yes yes yes yes hell yes!  Feast your eyes on Detective Gumshoe, one of the coolest bros in the Ace Attorney-verse! (Yes his first name is 'Dick' like every Detective's first name should be)

(Gumshoe...?  What an odd name.)

Says the guy with Phoenix for a first name.

We received a report from the building across the way, see.  Got a person saying they saw a murder.

(It must have been that women I saw.)

Anyway, I don't want either of you moving one inch, 'kay?

(Great.  Just great.  Maya...  Wait, she wouldn't have... nah.)

Remember Phoenix Wright, your defendant is ALWAYS innocent.  ALWAYS.

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAH!  SCUZE ME!

"Scuze"?  Dude...whatever.  He almost killed Maya flying by her.

Eek!

Gumshoe holds up the note that Phoenix found next to Mia that said "Maya" in blood.

This word "Maya" here mean anything to you?

...!  Um... that...  That's my name...BZAP

Gumshoe hits her or something, it just shows a flash.

WHAAAAT?!  The victim drew this here note in her own blood, see?  With her dying breath, she wrote down the killer's name!

That's a neat theory, if you could prove it...which obviously will never happen in this game.

K-killer...?  I'm not...BZAP

Gumshoe interupts her again with MORE YELLING

CASE CLOSED!  YOU'RE COMING DOWN TO THE PRECINCT, MA'AM.

True bro, no questions asked.

W-what?

The screen fades to black and we see Phoenix talking to himself in the blackness, or maybe he's just talking to us.  Who knows man.

Mia's younger sister, Maya, was arrested on the spot.  I was taken in for questioning and didn't get out until the next morning.  My eyes were heavy... but I couldn't sleep.  I sat around, waiting for visiting hours to begin at the detention center.  I had to talk to Maya as soon as possible...

Dun dun dun!  I'm leaving off her, next time on Ace Attorney we will see Maya in jail, yah.  See you next time folks!

[ExKirby]

For the record of it, flashes are used for emphasis on certain parts. They get used all the time in court cases.

[ToonyMan]

Haha, oh man.  Are you giving ME, TOONYMAN.  THE ONE THAT HAS BEATEN EVERY ACE ATTORNEY GAME.  ADVICE ON A GAME I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT?

[ToonyMan]

Spoiler: Case 2 'Turnabout Sisters' Detention Center (click to show/hide)

(Wow, they have poor Maya locked up like a criminal.)

Most criminals are locked up like criminals yes.

Oh!  It's you!  The lawyer...  G-good morning.

She's had a s-s-s-stuttering problem since we've met her, like a freakin' relatives of her died or something stupid!

Good morning! (She looks so tired...)

Um...  Are you going to be my attorney?



This pretty much seltzers down to
1) Let her decide
2) Direct plot progression or
3) Have massive testicles

I'm going to go with the middle option here, sorry folks but we plan to win this game.

(First things first, I better get her cheered up...)  Yeah, of course I will!  Cheer up!

R-really...?

(Woah!  Did I say the wrong thing?  She looks sadder now!)  Um... what... what's wrong?  You don't think I can do it?

...  No... no one could!  Who would believe me?

Keep the positive energy flowing Maya!  You gotta meet this friend of mine Larry...

Even you, when you found me in the office.  You looked at me like I had done it!

All I remember is you crying over your dead sister, this isn't no pokemon movie kid.



(Did I look at her like that?) No, no!  I never thought...

I-it's okay.  I understand.  ...  And...  I've also heard about you.

Maya is started to smile, it's freaking me out maaaaaan.

Heard...?  Heard what about me?

I... was talking to my sister on the phone the other day...

We're treated to a black background with Mia standing there, not dead.

"Today was my junior partner's first time in court."

Wow!  Really?  How'd that go?

"It was quite the scene!"

Not sure why Mia is talking with quotes, makes her sound like wikipedia.

"Honestly, I was on edge the whole time.  It's been a while..."

Hah!  So, he crashed and burned?

Yeah, high expectations for me huh?

"...He's a genius."

Now that's what I'm talking about!  Everybody listen to the dead boob lady!

"One of those 'strike fear into the hearts of evil' types..."

Makes Phoenix Wright sound like a super hero, although I would hardly consider being a defense attorney very super heroic unless it was in the Ace Attorney-verse.

"The only thing he's lacking is... experience."

Huh, sounds like it was fun!

Court battles are always fun Maya.

Well, I know who to go to if I ever get into trouble now!

"I don't know, Maya.  I think you might want to wait... give him three more years.  That is, unless you want to be found guilty."

That's the sound of my soul being destroyed.  Throw it in the fire!  MOUNT DOOOOOM

Anyway, that little flashback conversation is over now.

That's what she said!

No... I will not bring myself to joke about that.

...

I-I'm sorry!  I didn't mean to trouble you...

No, it's okay.  It's true, I guess.  But... at the same time, I can't just sit and watch!  When I think of the person who did this to Mia...


This guy?  What about him?

...  I know...

Well, looks like we can actually make our own decisions now.  Let's do something people.

>Talk to Maya about Maya
There's something I've been wanting to ask you...

Yes?

What's with the outfit?

Oh, this?  This is what all acolytes wear.  It's my uniform, you could say.

Acolytes eh?  Sounds like spirit mumbo jumbo.

A-acolytes?  Like people in religious training?  What is it you do?

Oh!  It's nothing strange, really!  I'm a spirit medium.  ...In traing.

That's not weird at all Maya!

A s-spirit medium!? (I'm pretty sure that qualifies as strange.)

>Talk to Maya about Spirit Mediums
So you're an acolyte.  A, er, medium-in-traing.

That's right.  The Fey family, especially the women, have always been very sensitive to the spirit world.

There is no male people in the Fey family, I know.

Wait a second, you said the "Fey Family"?  So, Mia was into this stuff too?

Of course!  She left the mountain to "follow her career," she said.  Her powers were first-class, too!

Mia never told Phoenix about that like EVER.  You got some spirit lady here who could probably speak to the dead and that would help in murder cases INTENSELY.

(I... I had no idea.)  Hmm...  Wait...!

What?

So, you're a real, honest-to-goodness spirit medium?  With E.S.P and all that?

Yes.  ...In training.

Well, can't you contact Mia's spirit, then?  We can just ask her who killed her!

If only it was that easy Phoenix...

...!  I-I'm sorry...  I'm still in training.  I couldn't do something on that level...

(Hmm...  I thought that would be too easy.)

More talky talky stuff still.

>Talk to Maya about The Day of the Crime
Could you tell me about the day of the murder?

Yes!  Let's see... that morning, I got a call from my sister.  She wanted me to hold onto a piece of evidence for an upcoming trial.

That would be the intro.

Evidence?

Yes.  That clock shaped like "The Thinker."

(The one Larry made...)

That is way too impressive for a screw up like him to make, but we can dream.

How could that have been evidence in a case?

Um, right, she said something about that...  ...  I remember!  Do you want to hear it in her own voice?

H-her own voice!?

Yes.  I'm pretty sure our conversation is on my cell phone.

You recorded it!

That's pretty weird, but hey it's in my favor what am I saying man.

Yeah!  I forgot how to delete those things.

>Talk to Maya about Your Cell Phone
So, you say you have a conversation with your sister on your cell phone?  Let's hear it!

Right!

Didn't know they let people keep their cell phones in jail, hehehe.

Oh!  I just remembered, that detective took my cell phone.



Sorry.

Oh, right.  (Of course...)  Next time I see Detective Gumshoe I'll ask him for it.

I'll write you a note so you don't forget, okay?

Sure, thanks.



...  Um...!

Huh?  Something the matter?

Um...  I was wondering, could I ask you a favor?

GIVE ME BURGERS NOOOOOWWWWWW BURGERSSS

...What?!

Um, I mean...

...?

This is the adress of a famous lawyer.

She hands Phoenix a slip of paper.

My sister gave me this a long time ago.  She said if I was ever in trouble, I should call him.  And, well, I'm in trouble.

As long as he's not morbidly obese I should be fine with him.

Do you think you could ask him to represent me?



This is pretty clear cut, staying in character as Mr. Wright I should make the wright choice morally.

Sure, why not?  I'll go ask.

Thank you so much!

Woah, she's smiling.  There goes the universe.

I have no one else to turn to...

...And it's gone in a flash!

...?  Say, what about your parents?

... ... ...

I...  I see.  Don't worry, leave it to me.

Thank you!  The trial's tomorrow... at 10:00.

AM OR PM ARRGHHHHHHHH

W-what!?  Tomorrow!?

Tomorrow.

What if this guy refuses!?

They told me that if I don't find one, the state will pick an attorney to defend me.

When will that happen?

They're giving me until 4:00 this afternoon.

Dammit, what time is it right now?  Like something I don't even remember.  We don't have much time at all man.

(And visiting hours are almost up...  I'd better hurry!)  Right, I'll be back!



Join us next time when you go visit the Grossberg Law Offices!

I think I'm done updating today, I'm pretty tired.

[ExKirby]

Haha, oh man.  Are you giving ME, TOONYMAN.  THE ONE THAT HAS BEATEN EVERY ACE ATTORNEY GAME.  ADVICE ON A GAME I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT?

Three words. Miles Edgeworth Investigations.

[ToonyMan]

Haha, oh man.  Are you giving ME, TOONYMAN.  THE ONE THAT HAS BEATEN EVERY ACE ATTORNEY GAME.  ADVICE ON A GAME I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT?

Three words. Miles Edgeworth Investigations.

That's hardly fair and doesn't make your what you said earlier have even a drip more of weight.

I'm on case 3 anyway, zvarri!

[ExKirby]

Haha, oh man.  Are you giving ME, TOONYMAN.  THE ONE THAT HAS BEATEN EVERY ACE ATTORNEY GAME.  ADVICE ON A GAME I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT?

Three words. Miles Edgeworth Investigations.

That's hardly fair and doesn't make your what you said earlier have even a drip more of weight.

I'm on case 3 anyway, zvarri!

Actually, it *may* prove that I know more of Ace Attourney than you do.

And... Case 3? Zvarri? ...Either you're thinkig about Game 3 Case 2/3 or that's the one I haven't done due to glitches.

[ToonyMan]

Haha, oh man.  Are you giving ME, TOONYMAN.  THE ONE THAT HAS BEATEN EVERY ACE ATTORNEY GAME.  ADVICE ON A GAME I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT?

Three words. Miles Edgeworth Investigations.

That's hardly fair and doesn't make your what you said earlier have even a drip more of weight.

I'm on case 3 anyway, zvarri!

Actually, it *may* prove that I know more of Ace Attourney than you do.

And... Case 3? Zvarri? ...Either you're thinkig about Game 3 Case 2/3 or that's the one I haven't done due to glitches.

What the fuck is this shit, dude I was saying that because I don't need help from you I didn't think you meant it was because you're some glorifed smart-ass that wants to tell me everything about the fucking game and "1-up" me.  I know this game enough that I don't need help from you I say what I say because
1.  It's funnier for the LP
2.  It's funnier for the LP
I know that the flash is for dramatic emphasis but saying that Gumshoe is hitting Maya is funnier so stop shitting my thread about with useless crap that isn't even cool.

That Zvarri thing was just me showing my knowledge of playing the third game, it's not because I am on the fucking third game

[Ochita]

Bump?

[ToonyMan]

Yeah bump, I would update this more but school just started so I promise for an update this weekend.

Feels like lazy Saturday to me so far~

[Ochita]

Okay.

[ToonyMan]

Spoiler: Case 2 'Turnabout Sisters' Grossberg Law Offices (click to show/hide)

We might just find our luck here brother.

I don't think so...

Why is that?

We're in the wrong story bro.

!

Phoenix sees a short kid and some guy in a suit run by him as he enters the Grossbutt building.

...Boy that was weird.

...

(According to the receptionist, the big boss is "out".)

Or whatever the hell that means, I'm fucking tired.

(She couldn't say when he's be back.  It must be hard to keep track of everything when you're a famous lawyer...  Not to mention run an office like this.)

Because running an office is hard work and only few people can do it.  I mean it.  FEW

(I guess I'll just have to come back later.)

Sick ass, you know what that means right?  UPDATE IS OVER

See you next time folks!






















That was a joke.


Might as well do some examining then.

>examine painting
That painting has been bugging me ever since I stepped in here.  The oil paint is so thick it's practically giving me a stuffed nose.

I always have a stuffy nose, here's my tissue paper pile.

It's my backyard.

I'm sure the price is nothing to sneeze at either, for that matter.

Didn't know this was a lolamerica thread to bombard with puns Phoenix, but good one none-the-snot.

Yeah that was bad, terrible even.  A double bogey.

I'll be here all weak(immune system)

>examine desk
A solid mahogany desk.  The wood's been polished to a deep luster.

Does it make you want to sneeze Phoenix?

>examine table
A table for clients.  Hmm... an elegant ebony case, and if I'm not mistaken, that lighter's made of solid gold.

Theft that shit Mr. Morally Wright, we could pawn it at Fast Eddie for a FORTUNE.

Even I can tell someone here's got money to burn.

To us Phoenix, to us.

>examine bookshelves
Expensive-looking mahogany bookshelves, filled with expensive-looking books.

You know your wood Phoenix, but you don't know your wealth do you?

Hmm... funny... they don't look like they've ever been read.

That's because they haven't been Wright, bookshelves are for show.  Real book readers use the internet now.

]Nothing else to do here unfortunatly.  Let's check out the Fey & Co. Law Offices.

Let's leave off here because I'm pretty dead tired and I just wanted to post an update for Saturday Sunday before I didn't have a chance to.