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[dragnar]

You act like that's a good thing... As the class enters the first room the exits all seal and magma begins to pour into the room.

[breadbocks]

Until it triggers a pressure plate which is set at precisely the correct place to turn on the floodgates in time to stop the magma from frying anything important.

[dragnar]

What? What sort of terrible engineering would... oh right. The magma is drained back into the depths, and the class heads out of the fort... only to find the exit blocked off by rampaging elephants!

[Lucus Casius]

Dwarf Fortress.  Magma.

You guessed it.  The magma is pumped out as an elephant destroying weapon.  EVERYONE BACK INSIDE AS THE ELEPHANTS (AND FRIENDS) ARE FRIED!

[RAM]

Rincewind runs, and runs, and runs, and finds himself in a room. A floortile sinks beneath his feat and the room seals shut, nothing can enter, or leave. The only furnishings are a dozen levers with cryptic, single-word notes on them. Like "Fun!" and, "Bored" and "Tester" or "safe-ish"...

[breadbocks]

Rincewind moves one tile to the left, and watches the walls open up.

[dragnar]

As rincewind escapes deeper into the fortress a trapdoor opens under him. He is now in a fiendish maze, a single wrong turn leading to death, and correct turns eventually leading back to the start of the maze.

[breadbocks]

The good news is it is actually a trick maze, and there is a straight path to the exit.