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[dragnar]

If Rincewind were to actually win this tournament, I vote that we make a thread dedicated to THE NEW ADVENTURES OF RINCEWIND, in which we torture him endlessly with deadly and seemingly insurmountable odds.

He wouldn't be Rincewind otherwise.

Well, the tournament is over, so here it is.

So, what shall the poor wizzard be pitted against first? And how shall the battles be decided?

The only rules decided upon at the moment:
1. The luggage cannot interfere except under extraordinary circumstances.
2. There will be Samurai Jack.

[Ochita]

Rincewid encounters several ogres on the road, the gods are out to kill him.

[Lucus Casius]

First, he shall face Shai Hulud .

Battles will be decided by whether Rincewind survives or not.

...

That is all.

[Meanmelter]

Rincewid encounters several ogres on the road, the gods are out to kill him.

[RAM]

Lets get a random event generator, the players try to kill Rincewind while the GM gets a random event or two and tries to use it to save him...

[Phantom]

I cast Summon Bigger Fish on Rincewind.

[breadbocks]

I cast Summon Pop Star.

[Phantom]

...
Still.

[dragnar]

Lets get a random event generator, the players try to kill Rincewind while the GM gets a random event or two and tries to use it to save him...

I like this idea. Any idea what generator to use?

Also, your attacks both fail. No fish, no matter the size, can do much of anything on land, let alone outrun Rincewind. And running saved even incompetent heroes from Summon Pop Star.

[Phantom]

Fine. I SUMMON SAMURAI JACK.
It says right there in rule 2. There shall be Samurai Jack.

So, what shall the poor wizzard be pitted against first? And how shall the battles be decided?

The only rules decided upon at the moment:
1. The luggage cannot interfere except under extraordinary circumstances.
2. There will be Samurai Jack.

[RAM]

Not a clue, lets make our own...

Random.org or Cinnamon Rolls should be used to generate numbers

0: Flying sharks with lasers on their heads.
1: A larger version of <insert threat> arrived and destroys the smaller one.
2: A whale falls on something.
3: Something begins reproducing according to a rapid geometric progression.
4: A previously uninvolved Star Wars villain arrives.
5: Raining cats and dogs...
6: Rincewind trips over a portable doomsday device capable of, at minimum, destroying all life on the current landmass.
7: A nearby volcano erupts.

[dragnar]

Fine. I SUMMON SAMURAI JACK.

Jack appears, magic blade in hand, and prepares to defend Rincewind from any attackers. I mean really, what made you think Jack would attack an unarmed opponent?

I have an idea that might work slightly better: I present a foe, you all explain how Rincewind survives the fight.

[Meanmelter]

Rincewind runs behind Samuri Jack and begins to grab some nearby rocks to throw.

[Lucus Casius]

I have an idea that might work slightly better: I present a foe, you all explain how Rincewind survives the fight.

This works for me.

[Ochita]

well there is the socks. Its a shame that terry prattchet is ill