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[breadbocks]

Let's take stock of the situation. We're on a plane that is more or less doomed, we've no big power to back us up, and we're about to be taken to meet a person whose offer to join his side we've already spat on, and who has the power to make us a splat on the ground.

Whelp. Not much choice but to go and see what he wants.

[Lillipad]

Let's just ask what he wants and deliberate(argue, most likely) what to do for a while.

[Karnewarrior]

AzeL

I had no choice. To the Plated Palace it was.

The journey there almost made me sick, but I managed not to barf inside the interdemensional warp. Afterwards we were in a frenzied crowd of souls, all fighting towards the palace. The seraph pushed them aside, muttering something about official business. I trailed behind him, forced forward by the flood of souls.

The Plated Palace loomed ahead of us, platinum walls wreathed in gold. Vines of bronze inched towards the roof, where beautiful sculptures peered down over heaven. Arches of marble enclosed a courtyard, the souls held back by a smattering of Seraphs and their wings. Every once in a while a Pope or Caliph would peep out from behind a wall and duck back inside.

The last obstacle was a pair of solid oak doors, twelve feet wide and thirty tall, and a stairway up into the throneroom. We climbed the stairs and stopped near the doors in. A tiny golden bucket held glasses designed to block your eyes. I donned them and the Seraph ushered me through the doors blind.

"Azel!" Boomed the Lord as I entered, "It's been a while my lad. A long while. When was the last time I saw you, boy?"

Spoiler: Stats(Azel) (click to show/hide)

 Brawn- 4
   (Combat skill. Denotes physical ability, and is universal for every weapon.)
 Steel- 4   (Defensive skill. Denotes your ability to take a hit.)
 Will- 2
   (Mental skill. Denotes mental ability and problem solving.)
 Skill- 3(no longer capped by Divinity)
   (Luck. Governs... Activities that require luck. Linked to your Divinity.)
 Divinity- -1
   (How holy you are. 0 is neutral. -10 is demonic. 10 is Archangel level. You may not spend a skill point here. Your actions guide this stat.)

Spoiler: Stats(Rowan) (click to show/hide)

 Brawn- 4
   (Combat skill. Denotes physical ability, and is universal for every weapon.)
 Steel- 3   (Defensive skill. Denotes your ability to take a hit.)
 Will- 4
   (Mental skill. Denotes mental ability and problem solving.)
 Skill- 3
   (Luck. Governs... Activities that require luck. Linked to your Divinity.)
 Divinity- 4
   (Humans have a minimum/maximum at 5/-5 respectively.)

Spoiler: Skills(Azel) (click to show/hide)

 
Pure neutral-
 You are smack in the middle. Perfectly average in every way except power. Angels and demons will both take your council, though they won't take much stock in it. Count on everyone wanting to sway you.
Consume(Demonic Ability)-
  you have the ability to consume souls. Doing so gives you more power, but diminishes your divinity. You can now absorb souls directly from living beings. Doing so will massively multiply your power for a short time and give you a free skill point, but doing so will result in a immediate -3 divinity.
Preserve(Angelic Ability)-
  you have the ability to absolve mortal souls of their sins. Doing so will average their divinity with yours. That will be your new divinity, +2 for the selflessness of the act. Saving Demonic or Devilish souls is impossible until they repent. Saving monster souls is always impossible.
Curse(Demonic Ability)-
  for the slight cost of -1 divinity, you are capable of cursing one opponent. The curse may me major or minor, but will effect them to some degree negatively.
Bless(Angelic Ability)-
  bless is the opposite of curse, randomly blessing a character with some positive benifit. The benifit is entirely random, and may not be of immediate use. While this has no effect on your divinity, you must be able to contact God in some way, be it through a Angel's prayer, or a Priest to carry your thoughts to Him.
David- (ITEM BASED: UNUSABLE)(ITEM BASED: UNUSABLE) (Item: Adam's Pearl)
 Goliath lost his stone? If you have it, you can use it!
Solomon- (SKILL BASED: UNUSABLE)(Will:5)
 The brain is a muscle, and working it can open new doors to stats and skills!
Natural- (SKILL BASED: UNUSABLE)(Skill:7)
 Ancient druids boasted the ability to commune with animals. Maybe you can to, with the right secrets?
The Horde- (SKILL AND ITEM BASED: UNUSABLE)(All skills:10 Item: Adams Pearl Location: CorE)
 To kill a Behemoth...

Spoiler: Skills(Rowan) (click to show/hide)

 
Human-
 Humans are middle ground, capable of both Good and Evil. While they gain skills slower than Divine beings, Humans are capable of massive leaps in Divinity, and so are less likely to be assaulted by angels simply for being Evil. However, demons don't think about the future often, and so humans are always in danger of sadistic demons taking advantage of them or harming them.
Trained- (chosen enemy: Demons)
 Your natural abilities have been honed against your favored enemy, and you gain a +2 attack bonus and a +1 defensive bonus.
Markswoman-
 You can hit things much farther than normal humans
Devine Scholar-
 You have studied Demons and Angels all your life, and as such know far more than normal humans. This means that in situations where normal people would falter you can follow through, be it in battle or simply discussing matters with holy beings.

Spoiler: Inventory(Azel) (click to show/hide)

 
tattered White cloak
tattered White robes
Sword (2 foot)(Gold and steel)
Vision obscuring glasses

Spoiler: Inventory(Rowan) (click to show/hide)

 
Black leather suit
Black-dyed jeans
Garrote (3¹/₂ foot)(Silver)
Pistol (8 shots per clip, Shots crossed [damages demonics, no harm to angelics], 28 bullets left)
Kukri (Silver, Blessed [Damages demonics, no harm to angelics])

Spoiler: Description(Azel) (click to show/hide)

Wings: Solid silver. Large.
Body: a runners build, but strapped enough that you can tell he's not a weakling. His hair is a light brown.
Skin:  Flawless, slightly tanned, but not dark.

Spoiler: Description(Rowan) (click to show/hide)

Wings: None.
Body: Thin and light, like a acrobat. He hair is almost to the middle of her back and midnight black, almost blueish in the right light.
Skin:  Pale, having lived inside most her life. Sparse moles are catered about her body, but none in very open places like her face.

[breadbocks]

"Errr.... A few hours ago?"

[RAM]

RowaN:
 Apologise for following.

[breadbocks]

Wouldn't she get... like melted by all the goodness in the air or something?

[Karnewarrior]

Wouldn't she get... like melted by all the goodness in the air or something?

((Direct eye contact with God would probably do that to her, yes, as he doesn't really like humans getting all disrespectful up in his crib. But even standing right next to him she would only get uncomfortably burnt. Now if she touched god, even a little, even through several layers of clothing, then there would be some... complications. God is powerful enough to hold it in, but the rules he laid out make it very clear he's not allowing himself to keep it inside his skin, just no radiance. Imagine someone giving Satan a hug. That's what would happen, minus alot of the fire and plus a hell of a lot more dust.))

RowaN:
 Apologise for following.

((No, Rowan stormed off after Azel decided to be an ass to her. She'll be back, but right now Azel has a little mission to do. She's doing her own thing back on Earth. We'll get back to her soon enough.))

((A Update is incoming, but it may still be a few more days. In the meantime, the more questions you ask, the more Azel get's to speak with God!))

[Karnewarrior]

AzeL

"A... Few hours ago?" I guessed dully. Really that isn't exactly the question you expect from the supreme ruler of the universe.

"No, no! Why a few hours?"

"Umm..."

"Years, actually, but no matter. Boy!" He shouted, startling me. "How have you been doing? What have you been up to? Did Micheal give you a good reception when you were up here last?"

Spoiler: Stats(Azel) (click to show/hide)

 Brawn- 4
   (Combat skill. Denotes physical ability, and is universal for every weapon.)
 Steel- 4   (Defensive skill. Denotes your ability to take a hit.)
 Will- 2
   (Mental skill. Denotes mental ability and problem solving.)
 Skill- 3(no longer capped by Divinity)
   (Luck. Governs... Activities that require luck. Linked to your Divinity.)
 Divinity- -1
   (How holy you are. 0 is neutral. -10 is demonic. 10 is Archangel level. You may not spend a skill point here. Your actions guide this stat.)

Spoiler: Stats(Rowan) (click to show/hide)

 Brawn- 4
   (Combat skill. Denotes physical ability, and is universal for every weapon.)
 Steel- 3   (Defensive skill. Denotes your ability to take a hit.)
 Will- 4
   (Mental skill. Denotes mental ability and problem solving.)
 Skill- 3
   (Luck. Governs... Activities that require luck. Linked to your Divinity.)
 Divinity- 4
   (Humans have a minimum/maximum at 5/-5 respectively.)

Spoiler: Skills(Azel) (click to show/hide)

 
Pure neutral-
 You are smack in the middle. Perfectly average in every way except power. Angels and demons will both take your council, though they won't take much stock in it. Count on everyone wanting to sway you.
Consume(Demonic Ability)-
  you have the ability to consume souls. Doing so gives you more power, but diminishes your divinity. You can now absorb souls directly from living beings. Doing so will massively multiply your power for a short time and give you a free skill point, but doing so will result in a immediate -3 divinity.
Preserve(Angelic Ability)-
  you have the ability to absolve mortal souls of their sins. Doing so will average their divinity with yours. That will be your new divinity, +2 for the selflessness of the act. Saving Demonic or Devilish souls is impossible until they repent. Saving monster souls is always impossible.
Curse(Demonic Ability)-
  for the slight cost of -1 divinity, you are capable of cursing one opponent. The curse may me major or minor, but will effect them to some degree negatively.
Bless(Angelic Ability)-
  bless is the opposite of curse, randomly blessing a character with some positive benifit. The benifit is entirely random, and may not be of immediate use. While this has no effect on your divinity, you must be able to contact God in some way, be it through a Angel's prayer, or a Priest to carry your thoughts to Him.
David- (ITEM BASED: UNUSABLE)(ITEM BASED: UNUSABLE) (Item: Adam's Pearl)
 Goliath lost his stone? If you have it, you can use it!
Solomon- (SKILL BASED: UNUSABLE)(Will:5)
 The brain is a muscle, and working it can open new doors to stats and skills!
Natural- (SKILL BASED: UNUSABLE)(Skill:7)
 Ancient druids boasted the ability to commune with animals. Maybe you can to, with the right secrets?
The Horde- (SKILL AND ITEM BASED: UNUSABLE)(All skills:10 Item: Adams Pearl Location: CorE)
 To kill a Behemoth...

Spoiler: Skills(Rowan) (click to show/hide)

 
Human-
 Humans are middle ground, capable of both Good and Evil. While they gain skills slower than Divine beings, Humans are capable of massive leaps in Divinity, and so are less likely to be assaulted by angels simply for being Evil. However, demons don't think about the future often, and so humans are always in danger of sadistic demons taking advantage of them or harming them.
Trained- (chosen enemy: Demons)
 Your natural abilities have been honed against your favored enemy, and you gain a +2 attack bonus and a +1 defensive bonus.
Markswoman-
 You can hit things much farther than normal humans
Devine Scholar-
 You have studied Demons and Angels all your life, and as such know far more than normal humans. This means that in situations where normal people would falter you can follow through, be it in battle or simply discussing matters with holy beings.

Spoiler: Inventory(Azel) (click to show/hide)

 
tattered White cloak
tattered White robes
Sword (2 foot)(Gold and steel)
vision obscuring glasses

Spoiler: Inventory(Rowan) (click to show/hide)

 
Black leather suit
Black-dyed jeans
Garrote (3¹/₂ foot)(Silver)
Pistol (8 shots per clip, Shots crossed [damages demonics, no harm to angelics], 28 bullets left)
Kukri (Silver, Blessed [Damages demonics, no harm to angelics])
Jet airplane

Spoiler: Description(Azel) (click to show/hide)

Wings: Solid silver. Large.
Body: a runners build, but strapped enough that you can tell he's not a weakling. His hair is a light brown.
Skin:  Flawless, slightly tanned, but not dark.

Spoiler: Description(Rowan) (click to show/hide)

Wings: None.
Body: Thin and light, like a acrobat. He hair is almost to the middle of her back and midnight black, almost blueish in the right light.
Skin:  Pale, having lived inside most her life. Sparse moles are catered about her body, but none in very open places like her face.

[breadbocks]

Wait, didn't we meet god when we were up here last, not Gabriel?

"Uhh.... Just fine. Although things were less than spectacular when I left. Seraph is dead, Hitler is re-dead, a Saint is dead, and the mortal plane is doomed. Any questions?"

[MetalSlimeHunt]

> "I've been trying to hinder Satan's attempt to do whatever it is he's trying to do to Earth ever since I left Hell. I haven't seen Gabriel since....well, the incident all those years ago. Michael was quite elated to see me last time, he said that you were expecting one of us who Fell to eventually defect from the others."

[Karnewarrior]

((Whoops, it was Michael. Sorry. But no, you've never even seen God since you Fell, and even then it was the shortest glimpse of God being very, very, very pissed off that Lucifer was so cocky.))

[Ghazkull]

> Been there, done that. Killed some Angels, killed some demons, killed some humans, tried to rescue the world, but brutally failed, the usual stuff. But anyway shit has hit the fan down there, St. Peter is dead, Seraph was killed, Satan and Hitler walk the Earth. Man and some Daemons talk something about Corrupted and stuff,something about a second faction in hell as i understood it. But you know that propably already. Well anyway i don't want to be disrespectful but i guess you should go down there and kick some ass because otherwise your guys get ass-kicked, at least thats what happened during the last two days i was down there. Oh and the humans seem to ahve weaopns to fight both us and them...that hasn't happened since the Vikings i guess...

[RAM]

((Hey man, you got a peace pipe around here?))

[Karnewarrior]

Hey man, you got a peace pipe around here?

((... You want us to ask God if he has any pot? That's... Really a good way to get sent back to Hell. In a matchbox.))

[Karnewarrior]

AzeL

"Of a sort. I am not very popular, but my amenities were comfortable enough." I stated honestly.

"Good, good! We treat our guests well here, even if they do turn their backs on us... Well, I've been watching what you've been up to down on Earth, and I must say I'm impressed." I felt him draw close, but not actually touch. My skin began to itch with holy energy. "You've grown, Azel. You've grown much in such a short amount of time. I wonder how you will return from your journey..."

"What journey?" I asked.

"I need recon, boy; specifically, I need recon deep within enemy turf. In short, I need you to go back to where I sent you, and bring me back Lucifer's next move."

"You're sending me to Hell?!" I was horrified; I had no intention of going back there any time soon. Still, there was little arguing with God, especially in his very throne room.

"Indeed. But I am not asking you to stay there, and for that you must be thankful, no? You seem to regret your crime, unlike another Archangel I could name..." He sounded angry.

"What if I meet a devil I cannot fight?"

"Run." God said smugly, and he sent me to Hell.

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