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Urist McDivebomber
« on: August 20, 2010, 05:17:05 am »
My bookkeeper fell about three z-levels in a cave-in, only to become stunned and unconscious for a couple of frames. The woodcrafter he fell on had just about every part of him in the red. Then when I resume, another cave-in falls on both. The bookkeeper still has NO INJURIES. What should I name him now?
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It's probably made from baby bone, with a handle of baby leather. Probably uses the leg bones wound together for the handle, the pelvis for the handle/pick joint, and the pick is the spine.

But that's all in theory, of course. Not like I've made a pick out of my own 5 month old baby before.

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Re: Urist McDivebomber
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2010, 05:22:14 am »
Chuck.
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Re: Urist McDivebomber
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2010, 05:24:47 am »
Urist McBruceLee.
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Re: Urist McDivebomber
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2010, 06:39:00 am »
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Re: Urist McDivebomber
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2010, 08:19:21 am »
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Re: Urist McDivebomber
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2010, 09:08:38 am »
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Re: Urist McDivebomber
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2010, 09:10:10 am »
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Re: Urist McDivebomber
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2010, 10:53:48 am »
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Re: Urist McDivebomber
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2010, 11:52:02 am »
Urist McNotHumptyDumpty
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Re: Urist McDivebomber
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2010, 11:59:49 am »
Urist McIronhead.
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Re: Urist McDivebomber
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2010, 12:15:46 pm »
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Re: Urist McDivebomber
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2010, 12:50:03 pm »
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Re: Urist McDivebomber
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2010, 02:20:08 pm »
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Re: Urist McDivebomber
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2010, 03:59:33 pm »
If you fall on two creatures in a pit no one will be hurt.

I've done it before plenty of times.
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Re: Urist McDivebomber
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2010, 11:33:49 pm »
Quote from: Vicid on August 20, 2010, 03:59:33 pm
If you fall on two creatures in a pit no one will be hurt.

I've done it before plenty of times.
I dunno what the FALL did, but the immediate cave-in killed the woodcrafter and left the bookkeeper unharmed.
Said bookkeeper has Legendary+17 mining somehow
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Quote from: acetech09 date=1343968486
It's probably made from baby bone, with a handle of baby leather. Probably uses the leg bones wound together for the handle, the pelvis for the handle/pick joint, and the pick is the spine.

But that's all in theory, of course. Not like I've made a pick out of my own 5 month old baby before.