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[The Master]

I feel like making a vanity edit to the TVTropes page now...

do it!

[Teneb]

Gentlemen. Not only did we survive the most pointless of all pointless doomsday devices, but we died to kobolds. That's a whole new level of fail. Eric, please upload the file, I want to challenge all who see this to try and reclaim this madhouse.

[Gizogin]

I feel like making a vanity edit to the TVTropes page now...

do it!

Done.

Spoiler: Under "Badass:" (click to show/hide)

From Failcannon, there was Gizogin. His first action upon entering the fortress was to grab a crossbow and charge into a room full of Forgotten Beasts, where he fired upon them until he ran out of ammo. He ended up as the last survivor of Failcannon, only going down after wiping out more than his share of kobolds.

[Teneb]

I feel like making a vanity edit to the TVTropes page now...

do it!

Done.

Spoiler: Under "Badass:" (click to show/hide)

From Failcannon, there was Gizogin. His first action upon entering the fortress was to grab a crossbow and charge into a room full of Forgotten Beasts, where he fired upon them until he ran out of ammo. He ended up as the last survivor of Failcannon, only going down after wiping out more than his share of kobolds.

You can do better than that. You know it. Add that you stripped all armor and that you made your last stand naked.

[The Master]

Gentlemen. Not only did we survive the most pointless of all pointless doomsday devices, but we died to kobolds. That's a whole new level of fail. Eric, please upload the file, I want to challenge all who see this to try and reclaim this madhouse.

I HAVE AN IDEA! WHAT IF THE RECLAIMATION TEAM AT BATTLEFAILED MET THE PEOPLE HEADING TO FAILCANNON TO RECLAIM?!

[Teneb]

Gentlemen. Not only did we survive the most pointless of all pointless doomsday devices, but we died to kobolds. That's a whole new level of fail. Eric, please upload the file, I want to challenge all who see this to try and reclaim this madhouse.

I HAVE AN IDEA! WHAT IF THE RECLAIMATION TEAM AT BATTLEFAILED MET THE PEOPLE HEADING TO FAILCANNON TO RECLAIM?!

I'll buzz over at the battlefailed reclaim thread and tell them Failcannon is open for reclaimers


... as soon as Eric uploads the bloody thing.

[Gizogin]

I feel like making a vanity edit to the TVTropes page now...

do it!

Done.

Spoiler: Under "Badass:" (click to show/hide)

From Failcannon, there was Gizogin. His first action upon entering the fortress was to grab a crossbow and charge into a room full of Forgotten Beasts, where he fired upon them until he ran out of ammo. He ended up as the last survivor of Failcannon, only going down after wiping out more than his share of kobolds.

You can do better than that. You know it. Add that you stripped all armor and that you made your last stand naked.

Oh, okay.  I'll "fix" it.  After all, who needs modesty?

[ThatAussieGuy]

What, no xanatos chessmaster for That Aussie Dwarf?  He escaped most of the really dangerous events (spent the loyalty cascade safely in hospital and was generally either 'on break' or just absent from fighting or attacks the rest of the time)

[Teneb]

What, no xanatos chessmaster for That Aussie Dwarf?  He escaped most of the really dangerous events (spent the loyalty cascade safely in hospital and was generally either 'on break' or just absent from fighting or attacks the rest of the time)

Curiously, I named your profession "Xanatos Rouleteer" right before Failday.

[Gizogin]

What, no xanatos chessmaster for That Aussie Dwarf?  He escaped most of the really dangerous events (spent the loyalty cascade safely in hospital and was generally either 'on break' or just absent from fighting or attacks the rest of the time)

Curiously, I named your profession "Xanatos Rouleteer" right before Failday.

ThatAussieDwarf was also one of the last two survivors, which is a major accomplishment in Failcannon (not as impressive as my own, of course  ).

[ThatAussieGuy]

What, no xanatos chessmaster for That Aussie Dwarf?  He escaped most of the really dangerous events (spent the loyalty cascade safely in hospital and was generally either 'on break' or just absent from fighting or attacks the rest of the time)

Curiously, I named your profession "Xanatos Rouleteer" right before Failday.

ThatAussieDwarf was also one of the last two survivors, which is a major accomplishment in Failcannon (not as impressive as my own, of course  ).

Wow, really?  What did the others die of?  And who's the other surviving dwarf?  Oh, and is he finally the Mayor like he always schemed to be?

[Gizogin]

What, no xanatos chessmaster for That Aussie Dwarf?  He escaped most of the really dangerous events (spent the loyalty cascade safely in hospital and was generally either 'on break' or just absent from fighting or attacks the rest of the time)

Curiously, I named your profession "Xanatos Rouleteer" right before Failday.

ThatAussieDwarf was also one of the last two survivors, which is a major accomplishment in Failcannon (not as impressive as my own, of course  ).

Wow, really?  What did the others die of?  And who's the other surviving dwarf?  Oh, and is he finally the Mayor like he always schemed to be?

...
You haven't been following the last few pages, have you?
In the interest of providing honest answers to your questions;
Yes.  Until a kobold killed you.
Many, many things, from falling in a pit to falling in a flooded room.
It was me (I was the last survivor), but I died too.
No, sorry.

[ThatAussieGuy]

No, sorry.

Damn.  All that contrived and complicated scheming for nothing.  Better luck in Hellcannon, I suppose

edit:  the thought occurs that if he truly was a scheming villain, then

A kobold killed you.

really would be the most appropriate ironic death.  I'm surprised there were any left around Failcannon.

[CatalystParadox]

Catalyst was scared to death by DuckThatQuacks' second ghost; This one murderous.

He always was rather frightening.

Fortress is going downhill at this point,

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA when has it ever not been?!

What, no xanatos chessmaster for That Aussie Dwarf?  He escaped most of the really dangerous events (spent the loyalty cascade safely in hospital and was generally either 'on break' or just absent from fighting or attacks the rest of the time)

None of your whining!  In this fort, we make our OWN vanity edits! :-D  (do iiiiiiit)

[ThatAussieGuy]

I'll admit, having read back through the previous page of how my dwarf died, I'm half-expecting that as soon as everyone was dead and the kobolds had left, my dwarf just got up, removed his disguise, and proceeded to claim the remains of the haunted, corpse-filled fortress as his own now that no-one could get in his way