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[rridgway]

So, hows my little guy been doing so far?

[Mego]

So, hows my little guy been doing so far?

That resulted in all but 5 dwarves to die. Those that are left now are either in hospital, dead, or merciless killing machines.

In short: Dwarf Fortress.

I think that's all that needs to be said.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Wait, did i miss another loyalty cascade?  Is Aussie Dwarf hiding away out of harm's way like a good little schemer?

[rridgway]

Wait, did i miss another loyalty cascade?  Is Aussie Dwarf hiding away out of harm's way like a good little schemer?

First of all, is it even called a loyalty cascade in regards to FailCannon?

Second, a loyalty casade with 9 dwarves, is that even possible?

[Urist Imiknorris]

It's entirely possible. You only need two dwarves to make them fight to the death. But no, Oglokoog's not been around since before the one we had IIRC.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Urist, I've been meaning to say; your new avatar frightens me to my very soul. It swiiiims...

[rridgway]

It's entirely possible. You only need two dwarves to make them fight to the death. But no, Oglokoog's not been around since before the one we had IIRC.

Of course you could engineer one, by putting one in a squad and having that dwarf kill a merchant, I was referring to one naturally starting. I've never seen one naturally start with less than 60 dwarves. To have one spring up at 9 would be (to me at least) unheard of.

[Strategia]

Of course you could engineer one, by putting one in a squad and having that dwarf kill a merchant

I propose that each dorf should be made a squad unto themselves (so as to avoid squads splitting over loyalty and killing each other), and each of them shall kill a merchant/liaison to switch loyalty. We will rise up and rebel against Led the Bloody! Failcannon for the Failcannonites!


We the People of the United Dorfs, in Order to form a more perfect Fortress, establish Dwarven Justice, insure magmatic Tranquillity, provide for the common defence, promote the underground Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Armok to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Dorfstitution for the United Dorfs of Failcannon.....

[Darvi]

Problem is that Catalyst cannot be made a squad leader. Dunno why.

[arcangelsd]

Because she isn't part of our civilization, it is. But she HAD some armour equipped a time ago, now it's lying on her quarters.

[Strategia]

That's why everyone should be made a squad leader unto themselves, so that they can be sent at the poor hapless merchants one by one. Otherwise, you're gonna have an entire squad trying to kill itself.

[Gizogin]

Of course you could engineer one, by putting one in a squad and having that dwarf kill a merchant

I propose that each dorf should be made a squad unto themselves (so as to avoid squads splitting over loyalty and killing each other), and each of them shall kill a merchant/liaison to switch loyalty. We will rise up and rebel against Led the Bloody! Failcannon for the Failcannonites!


We the People of the United Dorfs, in Order to form a more perfect Fortress, establish Dwarven Justice, insure magmatic Tranquillity, provide for the common defence, promote the underground Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Armok to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Dorfstitution for the United Dorfs of Failcannon.....

How can you justify a revolution?  We helped you defeat the repeated invasion attempts of the French goblins, outfitted and equipped you to give you a chance to support yourselves, and have continually offered our protection and the privilege of being a part of England whatever the dwarven civilization's name is Datost Cog, and this is how you repay us?  By plotting to attack our merchants, seize our generously offered tea trade goods, and throw them in the harbor MAGMA?

(Sorry, but as an English citizen, I have to stand up for what is right)

[Urist Imiknorris]

whatever the dwarven civilization's name is

Dastot Cog (The Sword of Boots).

[Gizogin]

whatever the dwarven civilization's name is

Dastot Cog (The Sword of Boots).

Fixed.

[CatalystParadox]

Because she isn't part of our civilization, it is. But she HAD some armour equipped a time ago, now it's lying on her quarters.

You.... you STRIPPED me?!