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[ThatAussieGuy]

Don't worry.  He ain't a Vizzini Gambiter for nuthin'

Then how did i survive most of my initial dwarfing WELL away from all the !!Fun!! going on? 

You just watch.  First I'll become popular, then become the mayor, then i'll be having people beaten to death for ignoring my production orders.  Genius!

[arcangelsd]

Darvi... let me explain it to you. It is hard, but you are...the luckiest, meanest SOB in this fortress. You finished your nap, then waltzed to your room, and then walled the stairs, this time in the correct side. I awarded your brave (¿?) action with dis-entombing you. Also, you salvaged your room.
So, correction, we lost everything to Darvi's room.

The works in the lake-drilling are currently paralyzed, because I'm more focused in building the power infrastructure (windmills) and gathering wood from where is available. I'll try to reclaim the forges thought, the beast seems content with milling around in our food stockpiles.

[Darvi]

What kinda beast is it anyway?

[arcangelsd]

WOW! You're fast!
It's an old guest of us, a green glass quadruped or something alike. I first noticed it in the main stairs. It just teleported there, I spent an entire hour searching for a possible entrance, but I found nothing. I walled up the stairs, and called it a draw.

[Darvi]

Green glass? Should be easy enough to kill I think. Get Mormota to pick at it and it should be done for.

[Dariush]

I'm more focused in building the power infrastructure (windmills)

Are you talking about the group of windmills that is connected to the Project? If so, please destroy the orthoclase gear assembly that is marked by a notification to disconnect the lower pumps and free up power.

[ThatAussieGuy]

I'm surprised FailCannon doesn't have an oversized Water Reactor somewhere.  Wind Power's for humans and elves!  Real dwarves pervert the laws of thermodynamics to kill things with magma!

[arcangelsd]

I was thinking of building an Slime reactor, given that the slime ocean is flooding everything below it's z-level.
Actually, dariush, the source of the water that flooded the old magma forges is the ocean of slime xD

I'm more focused in building the power infrastructure (windmills)

Are you talking about the group of windmills that is connected to the Project? If so, please destroy the orthoclase gear assembly that is marked by a notification to disconnect the lower pumps and free up power.

Mhhh... that gear assembly, as far as I can tell, power the failpump and the beach washer. I'm not taking it out.

Also, the pumps that you were building over the sea, the topmost ones... are deconstructing themselves?
I suspect treason!!


Migrants! Two brave souls, that, disregarding the danger, the odour, and the bizarrearchitecture, just approached the fortress. A crafter, who insisted in being called "arcangelsd", to the suspicions of his ranger companion, who assured that he responded to the name of Fikod just before crossing the bridge to the fortress.
The ranger itself hasn't told its name yet...

[Dariush]

It looks like the game allows to build pumps that are only supported by blueprints for other pumps, but after they are actually constructed, they are autodeconstructed.

Could you please suspend all the pumps except the ones adjacent to the gear assemblies/constructed pumps and gradually unsuspend them as the construction progresses? Preeeetty please?

[arcangelsd]

Okay!
MIGRANTS!

[Darvi]

Effing finally! Anything good?

[arcangelsd]

Migrants! Two brave souls, that, disregarding the danger, the odour, and the bizarrearchitecture, just approached the fortress. A crafter, who insisted in being called "arcangelsd", to the suspicions of his ranger companion, who assured that he responded to the name of Fikod just before crossing the bridge to the fortress.
The ranger itself hasn't told its name yet...

Also, Aussie is one step closer into becoming the mayor of this. Catalyist is currently being pincushioned by a bunch of suspiciously good positioned kobold archers. That are using STEEL arrows. Good move Aussie. Good move.

[Darvi]

I always suspected that the guy was a traitor.

But it doesn't matter, since I have 8 levels in leadership. I shall lead us to... victory? Prosperity? Glory?


Nah, this is Failcannon, only doom awaits people here. Sorry, I meant DOOM.

[Gizogin]

An unclaimed dwarf?  May I humbly request it for myself?  Gizogin, with the profession of Battlemage.
EDIT:  Wait, male or female?  It doesn't matter to me, but you didn't say, and I would like to know.

[arcangelsd]

An unclaimed dwarf?  May I humbly request it for myself?  Gizogin, with the profession of Battlemage.
EDIT:  Wait, male or female?  It doesn't matter to me, but you didn't say, and I would like to know.

Male. He has a good share of experience with crossbows, so battlemage is.. fitting.

FAILCANNON PRESS

We got some news: Catalyst survived its assasination attempts, an is currently resting on her bedroom.
On other news, the silent ranger just told us his name: Gizogin, and claims to be a battlemage. Whatever.
Another two Foul Beast of the Horryfing Within have appeared in the main stairs: A snail and a crab. They are currently dancing in a room near the ocean of Slime.
Fun facts of today: it seems that the pumps only wil hold together if we put it against any other constructed machinery, as our Merciless Avenger, Dariush IV, was theorizing.