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Author Topic: FailCannon: No Rest for the Wicked (or anyone else) (Succession: Battlefailed 2)  (Read 938043 times)

Bleaktea

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Re: FailCannon: A Year of Terrible Things (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1680 on: August 20, 2011, 01:23:07 pm »
I had to share this - I showed Failcannon to my friends, and their reaction to the, uh, evocative sign out front was:

"I am Urist, King of Kings.  Look upon my FUCK, ye mighty, and despair!"
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Re: FailCannon: A Year of Terrible Things (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1681 on: August 20, 2011, 02:00:15 pm »
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on August 19, 2011, 09:15:17 pm
Oh god, FailCannon's one year old realtime?  Those poor dwarves and all we've put them through.... Here's to another year of dwarven death and misery!  Uh, i mean... May Failcannon prosper and succeed!

Given this, how many years have passed in-game? Is it a mere 19 as the turn-list would assume?
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A small creature sometimes found on paper.  It is small.  Its eyes are black. It is adored by children for its cuteness.
Quote from: CinnibarMan on August 04, 2011, 03:43:26 am
(On a picture of cavies):
We see a family of small land rodents.
Dwarfs see masterpiece roasts.

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Re: FailCannon: A Year of Terrible Things (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1682 on: August 20, 2011, 02:07:06 pm »
It's currently the year 536. Substract from that the year we started... I guess that would probably be a nice 500...
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Re: FailCannon: A Year of Terrible Things (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1683 on: August 20, 2011, 02:10:08 pm »
Failcannon started in 516, so yours is year 21. Takuanuva(?) and SethCreiyd took two years.
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Re: FailCannon: A Year of Terrible Things (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1684 on: August 20, 2011, 03:03:00 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on August 20, 2011, 07:54:54 am
and Monota as the new arsenal dwarf."

Who is that?
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Quote from: Darvi on September 12, 2011, 01:02:44 pm
The only thing that happened in general was the death of 71% of the fort, and that wasn't really worth mentioning.

Darvi

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Re: FailCannon: A Year of Terrible Things (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1685 on: August 20, 2011, 03:05:23 pm »
Somebody who only exists in my inability to remember stuff longer than a second or two.
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Re: FailCannon: A Year of Terrible Things (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1686 on: August 20, 2011, 03:08:36 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on August 20, 2011, 03:05:23 pm
Somebody who only exists in my inability to remember stuff longer than a second or two.
Oh this will go well...
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Re: FailCannon: A Year of Terrible Things (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1687 on: August 20, 2011, 03:51:01 pm »
There once was a fort named Failcannon
Whose cascade was featured in fanon
Everyone died
Nobody cried
'Cause the Overseer was too busy laughin'


I suck at limericks. Also it's impossible to rhyme "cannon".
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Re: FailCannon: A Year of Terrible Things (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1688 on: August 20, 2011, 03:51:49 pm »
Ganon?
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Strategia

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Re: FailCannon: A Year of Terrible Things (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1689 on: August 20, 2011, 04:11:38 pm »
rhymezone.com gave me


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The 3-syllable ones were all places in Ireland.
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Re: FailCannon: A Year of Terrible Things (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1690 on: August 20, 2011, 04:14:55 pm »
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Strategia

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Re: FailCannon: A Year of Terrible Things (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1691 on: August 20, 2011, 04:30:41 pm »
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Re: FailCannon: A Year of Terrible Things (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1692 on: August 20, 2011, 05:42:32 pm »
I enjoy the thought that the inhabitants of Graspedseduced, and the citizens of The Sword of Boots, are all so jaded from years of living with an insane, death-worshiping, fetus-smashing, mind-controlling queen that they consider "undead" to actually be a step up.
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Re: FailCannon: A Year of Terrible Things (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1693 on: August 20, 2011, 05:46:01 pm »
Quote from: Groveller on August 20, 2011, 10:37:52 am
A demonic apocalypse is easy to miss - blink and it's over! :P

It has to be an ingame blink, a RL blink is too short.
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Re: FailCannon: A Year of Terrible Things (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1694 on: August 21, 2011, 12:00:16 am »
Quote from: Strategia on August 20, 2011, 03:51:01 pm
There once was a fort named Failcannon
Whose cascade was featured in fanon
Everyone died
Nobody cried
'Cause the Overseer was too busy laughin'

This made me laugh out loud.  Bystanders are now looking at me like I am insane.  Slinking away: in progress.
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I opened up the Unread Replies page and saw that you were the last poster. I got scared. Something about you posting scares me, ever since Failcannon.
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