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Author Topic: FailCannon: No Rest for the Wicked (or anyone else) (Succession: Battlefailed 2)  (Read 939149 times)

ThatAussieGuy

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1350 on: July 23, 2011, 06:03:12 am »
See? I told you guys! The place is going to hell and I'm safe and sound in a nice warm bed, being fed and tended to in the hospital.  I've got the good life in Failcannon!
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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1351 on: July 23, 2011, 06:51:59 am »
Nooo, Ledi IV! Why did you have to rebel?

When you find the next cat-lover, could I have a Ledi V please? ^^
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Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on July 18, 2012, 01:28:32 am
So Ledi's been training the cats into an army of disposable warbeasts?  Why did no-one think of this sooner?!
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Hellcannon seemed to be constantly on the verge of death and Levergedon before my turn helped, but ultimately what killed it was Ledi's cat army.

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1352 on: July 23, 2011, 07:59:51 am »
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on July 23, 2011, 06:03:12 am
See? I told you guys! The place is going to hell and I'm safe and sound in a nice warm bed, being fed and tended to in the hospital.  I've got the good life in Failcannon!

Hospital buddies! Now we are the safest dwarves in the fortress! Unless they start distributing crutches, of course xD
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Quote from: Strategia on November 15, 2011, 07:57:20 am
Quote from: Darvi on November 15, 2011, 03:00:44 am
Did we just made reality itself commit suicide?
I think that sentence describes all of Failcannon.

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1353 on: July 23, 2011, 08:43:41 am »
Hospital: the safest bunker. Crutches: the vilest torture devices.
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ThatAussieGuy

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1354 on: July 23, 2011, 09:05:17 am »
Quote from: arcangelsd on July 23, 2011, 07:59:51 am
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on July 23, 2011, 06:03:12 am
See? I told you guys! The place is going to hell and I'm safe and sound in a nice warm bed, being fed and tended to in the hospital.  I've got the good life in Failcannon!

Hospital buddies! Now we are the safest dwarves in the fortress! Unless they start distributing crutches, of course xD

Crutches? My dwarf's unable to walk at all.  He's staying in bed, where it's nice and safe.  You poor semi-able-legged fool
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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1355 on: July 23, 2011, 09:35:42 am »
Please sign me up for dorfing! I'd prefer military, but anything is fine, really.

Edit: Name should be Mormota, obviously.
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Quote from: Darvi on September 12, 2011, 01:02:44 pm
The only thing that happened in general was the death of 71% of the fort, and that wasn't really worth mentioning.

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1356 on: July 23, 2011, 09:36:15 am »
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on July 23, 2011, 09:05:17 am
Quote from: arcangelsd on July 23, 2011, 07:59:51 am
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on July 23, 2011, 06:03:12 am
See? I told you guys! The place is going to hell and I'm safe and sound in a nice warm bed, being fed and tended to in the hospital.  I've got the good life in Failcannon!

Hospital buddies! Now we are the safest dwarves in the fortress! Unless they start distributing crutches, of course xD

Crutches? My dwarf's unable to walk at all.  He's staying in bed, where it's nice and safe.  You poor semi-able-legged fool

Damnit! Surgeon! Hurry up and saw off my other leg! It's itchy!
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Quote from: Strategia on November 15, 2011, 07:57:20 am
Quote from: Darvi on November 15, 2011, 03:00:44 am
Did we just made reality itself commit suicide?
I think that sentence describes all of Failcannon.

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1357 on: July 23, 2011, 10:28:45 am »
I  was either not re-redorfed yet, or Boozedorf III actually survived to live another day. :O
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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1358 on: July 23, 2011, 10:48:57 am »
Epic as always, Seth. So epic I'm requesting dorfage.

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1359 on: July 23, 2011, 11:37:58 am »
Amazing update, as usual.  How much is Tongsoracles the Bugged, Recursive Bag worth, and are there any plans to build it somewhere?

Also, on an unrelated note, I recently realized the title of this thread ends in "Super Happy Fun Beach", not "Super Happy Beach Fun Prime" as my brain insisted on rendering it.
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Quote from: Groveller on November 27, 2010, 11:57:44 pm
Lame excuse? 'Having a drink instead' is the dwarfiest reason to not get something done, short of accidentally flooding your home with magma. Or intentionally flooding your home with magma.

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1360 on: July 23, 2011, 11:58:15 am »
I dunno, I think the "FUCK" quite accurately captures the spirit of this fortress.

Maybe instead of rebuilding the "YOU," just put "OH" in front of it.
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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1361 on: July 23, 2011, 12:15:21 pm »
Not like heads're important, right?

Oh, they are? Well, it can be re-attached, can't it?

Oh. Well, I suppose I'd better request another Grov, then.
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Quote from: Heavy Flak on March 12, 2009, 10:04:15 am
The raccoon's still there, though.  Just chilling out.  Being a raccoon in some rocks.

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1362 on: July 23, 2011, 03:18:28 pm »
Quote from: SethCreiyd on July 23, 2011, 03:10:43 am
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Pretty much sums up the place. Putting it in the OP if that's okay.
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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1363 on: July 23, 2011, 04:00:58 pm »
I like how my dwarf died a long time ago. Or was unimportant a long tme ago.
So I guess it's time to ask for a redwarfing.

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #1364 on: July 23, 2011, 04:38:33 pm »
Yeah, a giant FUCK in front of the fortress pretty much sums everything up.
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