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[Mekboy]

This fort needs a GLaDOS

Group of Levers all Dwarf Operated Smoothly.

Basically a room with a dwarf locked in, with levers to every part of the fort.

[Takuanuva]

This fort needs a GLaDOS

Group of Levers all Dwarf Operated Smoothly.

Basically a room with a dwarf locked in, with levers to every part of the fort.

I was thinking about it.
We have another problem. I can only find 3 3x3 farm plots, and we're running out of booze. I was going to build some huge farms, but I think I won't make it in time. Any sugestions?
EDIT: Using Dwarf Therapist, I have managed to completely rebuild all labors. Failcannon should be more efficient now.

[Darvi]

GLaDOS? Don't make me laugh. It'd be a

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Wheatly, what with him being an idiot and whatnot.

[Oglokoog]

Please stop talking about Portal and making Portal references. It's the most annoying thing in the history of the internet.

[Ahrimahn]

Yes the Proper name is U.R.I.S.T Underground Reasonably Intelligent Settlement Technologist

[Takuanuva]

How about Completely Omnipotent Reacting Element?
And, by the way, Failcannon is no longer in danger of thirst. Yay for the Dwarf Thereapist.
EDIT: Dwarwes started to pull corpses out of the ocean drainage system's floor. I think those are the corpses, that someone tried to recover, but they vanished. It turns out game just forgot about them- but not dwarfs.

[Ahrimahn]

Thats weird in general any dwarfs lost in unreahable places but y dwarfs in general also dont party until they starve to death.

[Takuanuva]

Remember the morons who dug downwards? They both died because of the infection. I have only one question:
WHY NO ONE MADE ANY SOAP?

[Glacial]

I have only one question:
WHY NO ONE MADE ANY SOAP?

Urist McDwarf cancels Clean Self: Area inaccessible

[Ahrimahn]

Because it is my firm belief that as more and more dwarfs die stupid painful deaths the rest become smarter for it eventually becoming semi intelligent.

[Darvi]

You want me to give them Darvin awards on my turn?

Please stop talking about Portal and making Portal references. It's the most annoying thing in the history of the internet.

Okay. Will stop making Portal references in 3.

2.

[Takuanuva]

It's already summer, and it seems, that the Failpump won't be finished on time.
...Another year? (I wouldn't ask if it wouldn't be so important- we're talking about a megaproject that can either flood entire world with lava OR flood entire Failcannon with lava (or not work at all), and I'm not sure if it's even possible to write down all things that need to be done in order to do the first one without doing the second one)

[Chessrook44]

(we're talking about a megaproject that can either flood entire world with lava OR flood entire Failcannon with lava (or not work at all), and I'm not sure if it's even possible to write down all things that need to be done in order to do the first one without doing the second one)

Isn't that part of the "Fun"?

[Urist Imiknorris]

...Another year?

Ask breadbocks.

[Andreus]

Well, if we're building an AI, I'd suggest T.O.A.D.Y.O.N.E. (Titanic Overmind Actively Determining Your Overwhelmingly Nontrivial Existence).

I did also like the sound of A.N.D.R.E.U.S. (Accelerated Numerological Deathlessly Reincarnating Entirely Unliscenced Sorcerer). But then again, I'm biased.