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[malkomk]

I second the motion!

Notion.

No, motion. The motion to have the FBs and gobbos duke it out.

Yes, that's "notion".

No, he still means "Motion".  Notion is an idea.  Motion is a movement, or pushing forward an idea.

Motion, Notion who cares its all semantics you get the point we should kill forgotten beasts with goblins

I third the Motion-Notion! Gobbos + FBS = Dwarven Fun!

[Ahrimahn]

There is something beautiful about this game where our imediate idea's on what to do with POW's is drop them into magma beat them to death and force them to fight to the death with beasts they couldnt hope to survive against even if they won.

[Eric Blank]

And it's exactly what we all wanted to do before we knew of dwarf fortress.

Also, how is the game going? I want progress!

[Takuanuva]

Well... almost nothing interesting happened between the last update and now. I'm at the end of the first year, I'l post an update immediately after finishing Obsidian.

[Ahrimahn]

What did you do with the goblins?

[Mandemon]

Yeah, Goblins should provide, if not interesting, atleast amusing update.

[Takuanuva]

I don't have enough time for them. Failpump requires all of the dwarwes to work on the components, and I want to finish it in my turn. I'l deal with them in the most amusing way possible if I'l have some time left.

[malkomk]

Woo! The most amusing way possible! Cool!
Please find some time for it!! Also, I hope the Failcannon works, if only because if it doesn't it will probably flood the fortress with molten magma...

[Urist Imiknorris]

Are you going to be dumping them into the pump stack before you start it up?

[Takuanuva]

I thought about something like this:
BBBBhhhBBBB
BBBBhhhBBBB
BBBBhhhBBBB

B- bridge
h- empty space

Both bridges are raising towards the empty space. We put uncaged goblins on one of them, and then raise it. They should get thrown against a wall.
Then, we lower the first bridge back and raise the second one.
Repeat until goblins turn into puree.

[Scaraban]

I thought about something like this:
BBBBhhhBBBB
BBBBhhhBBBB
BBBBhhhBBBB

B- bridge
h- empty space

Both bridges are raising towards the empty space. We put uncaged goblins on one of them, and then raise it. They should get thrown against a wall.
Then, we lower the first bridge back and raise the second one.
Repeat until goblins turn into puree.

bridges fling in any direction except the side they form a wall on

[Oglokoog]

I thought about something like this:
BBBBhhhBBBB
BBBBhhhBBBB
BBBBhhhBBBB

B- bridge
h- empty space

Both bridges are raising towards the empty space. We put uncaged goblins on one of them, and then raise it. They should get thrown against a wall.
Then, we lower the first bridge back and raise the second one.
Repeat until goblins turn into puree.

That's probably the most boring idea I've ever seen.
Also it won't work.

[Grath]

Or, better idea: Drop the goblins into the ocean of slime, so they can fight the FBs.

[NightmareBros]

That's probably the most boring idea I've ever seen.

Unless he builds an entire shaft of bridges leading to lava/FB lake/both that continously flings goblins, trolls and elves around.
I always wanted a giant pinball machine where the ball is the goblin seige force that attacked you.
bonus points if you install windows so dwarfs coan watch and a special front row seat for your nobility.

[Scaraban]

That's probably the most boring idea I've ever seen.

Unless he builds an entire shaft of bridges leading to lava/FB lake/both that continously flings goblins, trolls and elves around.
I always wanted a giant pinball machine where the ball is the goblin seige force that attacked you.
bonus points if you install windows so dwarfs can watch be scared to death despite there being no way for the goblins to path to them and a special front row seat for your nobility.

Fix'd