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Author Topic: FailCannon: No Rest for the Wicked (or anyone else) (Succession: Battlefailed 2)  (Read 937356 times)

Urist Imiknorris

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #705 on: March 06, 2011, 02:47:10 pm »

This fort is horrible.

And its horribleness is glorious.
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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #706 on: March 06, 2011, 08:34:22 pm »

This fort is horrible.

And its horribleness is glorious.

It has a PhD in horribleness.
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Dariush

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #707 on: March 07, 2011, 05:31:06 am »

Journal of Dariush The Third, Early Winter of 527.
So, it was a year since I've picked up the overseer duties over here. Tradition says that every overseer must give up his position after twelve months. However, Queen's orders say that every overseer must give up his duties on 1st Hematite. Thus, fuck tradition.

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The trade entrance construction is stalled. No cage traps were constructed because of lack of mechanisms. Simultaneously, almost 20 dwarves at any given moment were idle. Enraged, I gave them all orders to build mechanisms. That didn't do anything. (how did you guess?...) I stormed off to mechanic's workshops. Or rather tried to.


Looking back over reports, it appears that some ghost toppled some door. What report didn't specify was that this was the door to the fucking aquifer.

This place is oh so fucked up.

Whoever built this, my plea to thou:
WHY?!

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blablabla

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I'm too lazy to write in-character (or at all), so here's a quick summary:
Entrance sign - finished;
Door Monument (above courtyard) - partly finished;
Pumpstack (Shift+F2) - pumps themself finished on 2/3 (though building the topmost one that faces the cavern would be difficult), space for future axles is being dug out;
Trade Entrance (to the east of courtyard) - supports and walls are finished, only cages and links remain. PLEASE read instructions on the water before doing anything with it!
Fractal bedroom (Shift+F3) - fully dug out, halfway smoothed, one-fourth of beds are finished;
Squad training must be reviewed and fixed (I tried to, but failed miserably :();
I produced lots of armor and bronze axes, so more squads are welcome;
The central stairway is flooded on five levels out of six. I forbade all doors and built other ways, but if someone could close the leak in topmost chamber, it would be awesome.
Have Fun!
« Last Edit: March 08, 2011, 07:17:09 am by Dariush »
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Andreus

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #708 on: March 07, 2011, 03:07:19 pm »

I would like to request...

A spot on the turn roster.
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Mekboy

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #709 on: March 07, 2011, 04:22:13 pm »

Oh.

That door.

Yeah, I was digging and suddenly, damp rock.
So in an effort to find out what it was, I dug a ramp.
Water everywhere.
I did hook up a lever to those doors, but the lever seems to have been removed. Still, this makes it totally worth it.
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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #710 on: March 07, 2011, 05:46:51 pm »

Looking back over reports, it appears that some ghost toppled some door. What report didn't specify was that this was the door to the fucking aquifer.

That is the most amusing DF event I've seen a long time.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #711 on: March 07, 2011, 08:18:49 pm »

Oh.

That door.

A succinct summation of the fort as a whole.
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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #712 on: March 07, 2011, 08:55:21 pm »

Looking back over reports, it appears that some ghost toppled some door. What report didn't specify was that this was the door to the fucking aquifer.

That is the most amusing DF event I've seen a long time.

Priceless!
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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #713 on: March 07, 2011, 09:04:32 pm »

If no one objects, I'd like to do a bit of screenie-making with Ogreseer. Let's see if this fort becomes more mesed up in THREEDEEE!
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Glacial on dwarves being assigned socks:
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You see, here's how I think this works:
Overseer: Welcome to the military! You need to wear socks! Dorf: Oh, I should get military socks. My socks are civilian socks. Dorf discards socks Dorf: You know, I need a whole lot of gear now. I should get socks... last. Oh, but these steel boots with the white goo on them are nice!
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #714 on: March 07, 2011, 09:06:37 pm »

DO EET
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YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

Dariush

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #715 on: March 08, 2011, 07:35:01 am »

According to mrbobbyg's profile, he hasn't been active for almost a month. Maybe we should go ahead and skip him?..

Urist Imiknorris

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #716 on: March 08, 2011, 07:40:58 am »

A month? Yeah, okay. PM'd Oglokoog.
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I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

Dariush

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #717 on: March 08, 2011, 09:26:17 am »

Aaand the first thing anyone entering Failcannon sees is...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: March 08, 2011, 09:36:35 am by Dariush »
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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #718 on: March 08, 2011, 10:12:04 am »

Hmmm... so Overseer doesn't support displaying buildings yet. Failcannon should be fun to navigate.
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Glacial on dwarves being assigned socks:
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You see, here's how I think this works:
Overseer: Welcome to the military! You need to wear socks! Dorf: Oh, I should get military socks. My socks are civilian socks. Dorf discards socks Dorf: You know, I need a whole lot of gear now. I should get socks... last. Oh, but these steel boots with the white goo on them are nice!
I know you can pick up water, then throw said water, while underwater, to kill a fish -He_Silent_H

Mekboy

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Re: FailCannon: Super Happy Fun Beach (Succession: Battlefailed II)
« Reply #719 on: March 08, 2011, 11:38:30 am »

Yep, I think that pretty much sums up Battlefailed.
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