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[Urist Imiknorris]

Hehehe.

[Oglokoog]

Seeing as dwarves apparently give birth instantly, I'd guess that for them, childbirth is either painless or more painful than any of us can imagine.

[DuckThatQuacks]

FailCannon will probably fall long before I get a chance to play, but if you could sign me up anyway, that'd be great.

[MadJax]

Seeing as dwarves apparently give birth instantly, I'd guess that for them, childbirth is either painless or more painful than any of us can imagine.

Judging from the way dwarves don't even stop to give birth, but instead afterwards seek out their child, it's prolly a case of the kid falls out, then the mother thinks "Shit, where's my pregnancy gone?"

[LordSlowpoke]

Seeing as dwarves apparently give birth instantly, I'd guess that for them, childbirth is either painless or more painful than any of us can imagine.

Judging from the way dwarves don't even stop to give birth, but instead afterwards seek out their child, it's prolly a case of the kid falls out, then the mother thinks "Shit, where's my pregnancy gone?"

Or, you know, time flows too damn fast for us to see the childbirth itself. Toady said that one frame equals four in-game hours, after all.

[Urist Imiknorris]

I thought there were 1200 frames in a day.

[Mekboy]

Could I go back on the list for another go?

[Painiac]

I want to sign for turn! Well, I hope that fortress will survive long enough for it... Anyway, good luck! I will lurking here in shadows, as FailCannon will surely be very embodiment of epicness

And, can I be dorfed? Preferably smithy, but any adult will do. Name of profession - Saboteur.

[Lucus Casius]

Bah.  Sorry for the delay between updates.  Life's been pretty busy.

I'll have the next one up on Friday, most likely.

[ArcaneSaint]

How are the updates coming along? I hope this fort won't be forgotten  it can't die, it's still so young!

[Lucus Casius]

DAMN IT I COMPLETELY FORGOT.

I'll have one up today.

[cappstv]

DAMN IT I COMPLETELY FORGOT.

I'll have one up today.

Soon it shall begin, and none of you will ever forget the name of CAPPSTV!

[xellas84]

Just got done reading this and Battlefailed in one sitting.

I woke my wife up no less than 5 times reading it.  I'd LOVE to get dorfed, nick of "Xellas", toss me either a mechanic or a doctor if you can.

[Lucus Casius]

...MONDAY!  MONDAY I WILL GET IT DONE!

Curse you, homework.  Curse you.

[ArcaneSaint]

Phew, so this was like a timely Thread Resurrection then? Happy to help. 
Homework, it's like the teachers are actively trying to stop you from playing DF (maybe because they value our sanity? Probably not)

Just got done reading this and Battlefailed in one sitting.

The ENTIRE Battlefailed saga? In one sitting? At night?... i have no words to describe this...