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[Urist Imiknorris]

DRAIN OCEAN.

[MadJax]

I think a temporary obsidian cast is in order to install glass windows.


Before anyone calls this counter-productive and too silly to bother with atm, may I point out thi is Battlefailed successor? :p

[Dariush]

Before anyone calls this counter-productive and too silly to bother with atm, may I point out thi is Dwarf Fortress? :p

Fix'd it for you 

[NightmareBros]

Counter-productivity is the Battlefailed way! It has been passed down the dwarven generations! When the pump stacks of FAILCANNON were built, the engineers made sure the finest-quality fuck-ups were installed! When the farms were dug, the miners made sure that the ocean flooded the entire fort! When the enemy was at our gates, our brave military made sure to go to sleep!

This is Battlefailed 2! And we shall continue their great legends, just so Dwarves everywhere can say 'Battlefailed's succesor is an even worse fort than it's predecesor'!

[Canalan]

Sign me up for a turn, please! What could possibly go wrong?
Also, can I be dorfed please? Name (preferably) him Canalan, and can he be an engineer (siege professions, pump worker, mechanic, architect), or failing that, a crossbowdorf?

[lt2p]

I'd like dwarfing as 'Elt'. Preferably military.
Also, am I the only one who thinks we should dwarf Lur?

[Mekboy]

I've finished my turn now, and am just writing it up. We almost had a tantrum spiral when some dorfs were killed. And by some I mean about 8.

[Oglokoog]

Out of how many? I have no idea how large the fortress actually is right now.

[MadJax]

Thats probably about half the dwarves in the fort at this point


Yay! It begins!

[Robocorn]

Tantrum spirals are a Battlefailed tradition as well. I think Battlefailed had two major spirals that knocked the population back to single digits in its run. The only thing you have to make sure is that you don't let everyone die. One living dwarf with two broken legs and spine rot is enough to save the fortress in case of emergency.

I'm still waiting for Iddor Deerlies the Moist Grotto to show up.

[Aik]

Hmm - sign me up for a turn as well, and for dorfing. Anything will do.

[V12US]

I've finished my turn now, and am just writing it up. We almost had a tantrum spiral when some dorfs were killed. And by some I mean about 8.

If I die, I'll never talk to you again.

[LordSlowpoke]

I've finished my turn now, and am just writing it up. We almost had a tantrum spiral when some dorfs were killed. And by some I mean about 8.

If I die, I'll never talk to you again.

If I die, I will talk to you. Many times. When still a ghost.

[Mekboy]

I've finished my turn now, and am just writing it up. We almost had a tantrum spiral when some dorfs were killed. And by some I mean about 8.

If I die, I'll never talk to you again.

Uh, yeah...
About that...

[Andreus]

Journal of Andreus V, undated

Upon observation of my nightly stargaze, I have found something extremely disturbing.

No less than twenty three stars are missing from their ordained place in the sky.

What's worse? They are all stars from the constellation of the Thiefwitch, which is the God of Jealousy Lur's personal arrangement of stars in this reality. I cannot say for certain what this means, but there is no doubt that something disastrous has happened to him, for no god with any self-respect (of which Lur is somewhat lacking but by no means devoid) would ever allow his constellation to be defaced in such a manner if he had any say in the matter. While I've had dealings with Gods before, and am in many ways powerful enough to protect myself from their schemes, killing one is an entirely different matter. In all the three thousand years of my existence as a conscious being, I have never encounted a force powerful enough to even truly wound one, let alone destroy them... I fear that something truly terrible is happening to this universe.

I must try to contact Lur and see what has become of him.

... that is, if I can find my way out of my quarters with all these HELLS-DAMNED STATUES in the way!

Written later, in the same hand, but it appears less tidy, as if hurried:

I was wrong. The constellation is not entirely dead. Upon closer inspection, the star of Tu-Shar-Vo still glows dimly. Perhaps it is not too late.